Purl
@freshwaterpurl.bsky.social
💙"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.” -Henry David Thoreau
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My posts: https://tinyurl.com/tthtaf5j
Who among us hasn't -accidentally- nominated a child sex offender for Attorney General?
Oh, most of us.
Oh, most of us.
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Who among us hasn't -accidentally- nominated a child sex offender for Attorney General?
Oh, most of us.
Oh, most of us.
That Epstein thing sure blew over, huh?
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
That Epstein thing sure blew over, huh?
I got this yarn called Impeachment and I think it's pretty perfect
November 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I got this yarn called Impeachment and I think it's pretty perfect
Due to the rising cost of everything, Walmart will be changing their store-brand line to Mediocre Value
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Due to the rising cost of everything, Walmart will be changing their store-brand line to Mediocre Value
Is it just me or have the fun-sized candy bars gotten less fun-sized?
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Is it just me or have the fun-sized candy bars gotten less fun-sized?
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The good news is the “Student Loan Forgiveness” program at ICE isn’t likely to cost the taxpayer much at all.
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The good news is the “Student Loan Forgiveness” program at ICE isn’t likely to cost the taxpayer much at all.
Due to the rising cost of beef, we are renaming it: Helper
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Due to the rising cost of beef, we are renaming it: Helper
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That’s a trillion dollar increase in two months.
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
That’s a trillion dollar increase in two months.
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I asked my boss if I could hang some stuff in my office but he wanted to check the terms of our lease first. So instead I told him I'll just put some stuff on the whiteboard, not touch the walls or anything.
And then I bulldozed the entire building.
And then I bulldozed the entire building.
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I asked my boss if I could hang some stuff in my office but he wanted to check the terms of our lease first. So instead I told him I'll just put some stuff on the whiteboard, not touch the walls or anything.
And then I bulldozed the entire building.
And then I bulldozed the entire building.
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Has anyone checked lately to see if the gold is still at Fort Knox?
October 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Has anyone checked lately to see if the gold is still at Fort Knox?
I asked my boss if I could hang some stuff in my office but he wanted to check the terms of our lease first. So instead I told him I'll just put some stuff on the whiteboard, not touch the walls or anything.
And then I bulldozed the entire building.
And then I bulldozed the entire building.
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I asked my boss if I could hang some stuff in my office but he wanted to check the terms of our lease first. So instead I told him I'll just put some stuff on the whiteboard, not touch the walls or anything.
And then I bulldozed the entire building.
And then I bulldozed the entire building.
"But other presidents changed the White House!"
Yes and British troops who burnt it down during the War of 1812 were merely renovating
Yes and British troops who burnt it down during the War of 1812 were merely renovating
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"But other presidents changed the White House!"
Yes and British troops who burnt it down during the War of 1812 were merely renovating
Yes and British troops who burnt it down during the War of 1812 were merely renovating
Hey kids, I just got my payout for attending the No Kings rally!
-$4.99, also known as the cost of a sheet of posterboard. I can't wait til the next one! 💵💵💵
-$4.99, also known as the cost of a sheet of posterboard. I can't wait til the next one! 💵💵💵
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hey kids, I just got my payout for attending the No Kings rally!
-$4.99, also known as the cost of a sheet of posterboard. I can't wait til the next one! 💵💵💵
-$4.99, also known as the cost of a sheet of posterboard. I can't wait til the next one! 💵💵💵
Alanis never covered "there's an AWS outage but your job uses Teams"
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Alanis never covered "there's an AWS outage but your job uses Teams"
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I was stunned today to learn that Mitch McConnell isn’t dead yet.
October 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I was stunned today to learn that Mitch McConnell isn’t dead yet.
Who's with me marching on Saturday?
The first No Kings day was my first protest, but it won't my last. Let's go!
The first No Kings day was my first protest, but it won't my last. Let's go!
October 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Who's with me marching on Saturday?
The first No Kings day was my first protest, but it won't my last. Let's go!
The first No Kings day was my first protest, but it won't my last. Let's go!
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So, like, are active shooter drills at churches the solution?
Because that’s what they decided for schools.
Because that’s what they decided for schools.
September 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
So, like, are active shooter drills at churches the solution?
Because that’s what they decided for schools.
Because that’s what they decided for schools.
Fascist is as fascist does
September 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Fascist is as fascist does
Is there a level beyond Dystopian Times? Is it Tristopian?
September 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Is there a level beyond Dystopian Times? Is it Tristopian?
Facebook Marketplace is bringing unexpected joy to my day
September 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Facebook Marketplace is bringing unexpected joy to my day
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America was given Project 2025 in writing and failed an open book test.
In case you didn’t know, Brendan Carr was one of the authors.
In case you didn’t know, Brendan Carr was one of the authors.
September 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
America was given Project 2025 in writing and failed an open book test.
In case you didn’t know, Brendan Carr was one of the authors.
In case you didn’t know, Brendan Carr was one of the authors.
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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
—Theodore Roosevelt
—Theodore Roosevelt
September 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
—Theodore Roosevelt
—Theodore Roosevelt
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"Freedom of the press, if it means anything at all, means the freedom to criticize and oppose" — George Orwell
September 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"Freedom of the press, if it means anything at all, means the freedom to criticize and oppose" — George Orwell
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This is 2025, where opinions get you canceled, direct quotes get you fired, and calling for the death of homeless people is no big deal.
September 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is 2025, where opinions get you canceled, direct quotes get you fired, and calling for the death of homeless people is no big deal.