Jess: The Piratess 🏴☠️🔞🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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☆ ain't no lie, baby, {bi 💖 bi 💜 bi 💙}
*echoes* gray-ace! 🖤🩶🤍💜♠️ ☆
☆ ain't no lie, baby, {bi 💖 bi 💜 bi 💙}
*echoes* gray-ace! 🖤🩶🤍💜♠️ ☆
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December 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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if you don't have to shop at amazon, please stop shopping at amazon. evil company that doesn't need your money.
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
if you don't have to shop at amazon, please stop shopping at amazon. evil company that doesn't need your money.
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Porn was only ever the cover.
In half the country, these laws now effectively mandate facial scans to access any material deemed "harmful to minors" by the state attorney general or a conservative parent.
What they passed is much, much broader than people generally realized.
In half the country, these laws now effectively mandate facial scans to access any material deemed "harmful to minors" by the state attorney general or a conservative parent.
What they passed is much, much broader than people generally realized.
Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn
Missouri’s age verification law, enacted on November 30, is the halfway mark for the sweep of age verification laws across the country.
www.404media.co
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Porn was only ever the cover.
In half the country, these laws now effectively mandate facial scans to access any material deemed "harmful to minors" by the state attorney general or a conservative parent.
What they passed is much, much broader than people generally realized.
In half the country, these laws now effectively mandate facial scans to access any material deemed "harmful to minors" by the state attorney general or a conservative parent.
What they passed is much, much broader than people generally realized.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
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thinking about when I was drawing bilbo and thorin whilst watching the hobbit… I miss them already 😔
September 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
thinking about when I was drawing bilbo and thorin whilst watching the hobbit… I miss them already 😔
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Part of why the movie works in animation because the women get to move and express themselves in ways animated women do not, a thing Kang specifically said spurred her to make this
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Creator Rejects Live-Action Movie: ‘It Would Feel Too Grounded. It Wouldn’t Work for Me’
'KPop Demon Hunters' creator Maggie Kang does not want the hit Netflix movie to be turned into a live-action film.
variety.com
October 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Part of why the movie works in animation because the women get to move and express themselves in ways animated women do not, a thing Kang specifically said spurred her to make this
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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If it were Biden saying not to take "aceto---well how do we say that?" then righties would be POUNDING tylenol right now in defiance.
September 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If it were Biden saying not to take "aceto---well how do we say that?" then righties would be POUNDING tylenol right now in defiance.
One of these should be on the DM company holiday card or smtg, if that's a thing that exists lol idk. just more fave video game kill count screenshots tjat made me laugh 😊✨️ @lowcarbcomedy.bsky.social @deadmeatjames.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
One of these should be on the DM company holiday card or smtg, if that's a thing that exists lol idk. just more fave video game kill count screenshots tjat made me laugh 😊✨️ @lowcarbcomedy.bsky.social @deadmeatjames.bsky.social
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I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live
Pope Leo XIV canonized Carlo Acutis, a 15-year-old who died in 2006, as the Catholic Church’s first millennial saint on Sunday.
September 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live
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GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.
September 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.
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Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????
A:
A:
it’s not even a sacrifice, it’s like a Free Gift With Purchase
September 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton?????
A:
A:
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The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits
September 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits
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Life drawing study but make it sapphic #bagginshield hobbits should be FAT OKAY ILL DIE ON THIS HILL #thehobbit #bilbobaggins #fembilbo #digitalart #lifedrawing
September 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Life drawing study but make it sapphic #bagginshield hobbits should be FAT OKAY ILL DIE ON THIS HILL #thehobbit #bilbobaggins #fembilbo #digitalart #lifedrawing
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Going up to a 18 year old in a public place and screaming that she's a, and I quote, 'sissy porn watching scumbag' and taking her phone out of her hand... we have perhaps our freest speech yet.
Graham Linehan ‘relentlessly’ posted abuse about trans teenager, court told
Graham Linehan ‘relentlessly’ posted abuse about trans teenager, court told
Prosecution tells hearing Father Ted writer’s posts about Sophia Brooks, 18, were ‘oppressive and unacceptable’
Graham Linehan, the co-creator of Father Ted, “relentlessly” posted abusive and vindictive material on social media about an 18-year-old transgender activist, a court has heard.
Linehan’s posts about Sophia Brooks were “oppressive and unacceptable”, the prosecution told a hearing at Westminster magistrates court. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Going up to a 18 year old in a public place and screaming that she's a, and I quote, 'sissy porn watching scumbag' and taking her phone out of her hand... we have perhaps our freest speech yet.
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Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.
www.theatlantic.com
September 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
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This thread of fascist ghouls present (and presenting!) at the Abundance conference is worth reading. But I caution against assuming this is what "abundance" means. There are fascists calling themselves liberals too (e.g. Stanford's "Classical Liberalism Initiative"). Socialism has its ghouls too.
The Abundance crowd LOVES masked agents kidnapping delivery drivers and snatching children away from their families
September 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This thread of fascist ghouls present (and presenting!) at the Abundance conference is worth reading. But I caution against assuming this is what "abundance" means. There are fascists calling themselves liberals too (e.g. Stanford's "Classical Liberalism Initiative"). Socialism has its ghouls too.
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the urgent news matter of the moment involving ro khanna is that he supports glinner's right to to tell everyone to punch trans women in the genitals. i do not appreciate his leadership on this matter.
September 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
the urgent news matter of the moment involving ro khanna is that he supports glinner's right to to tell everyone to punch trans women in the genitals. i do not appreciate his leadership on this matter.
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This is absolutely disgusting to see from Ro Khanna. Zero percent chance he'd jump in to this to defend the "free speech" to make violent threats against any other group.
Why is Khanna defending a guy who has been inciting hate crimes? thehill.com/homenews/hou...
thehill.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is absolutely disgusting to see from Ro Khanna. Zero percent chance he'd jump in to this to defend the "free speech" to make violent threats against any other group.
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There are not words with enough contempt to describe this
🚨NEW: Declarations filed in the lawsuit against the rushed attempt to deport 600 Guatemalan children reveals the chaotic way the Trump admin carried out the operation.
Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."
Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."
September 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
There are not words with enough contempt to describe this
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surely we can come up with something better for 7 billion people than being lorded over by a bunch of plundering elderly murder and torture enthusiasts who whisper to each other about printing spare organs so they can immiserate others in perpetuity
September 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
surely we can come up with something better for 7 billion people than being lorded over by a bunch of plundering elderly murder and torture enthusiasts who whisper to each other about printing spare organs so they can immiserate others in perpetuity
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