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October is for cinema
October 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Wow forget about the ants, I just hit a ground hornet nest and somehow got clear without getting stung and I attribute my swift reaction to this heavy metal preparation.
Pumping up before mowing the field filled with fire ants
October 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Pumping up before mowing the field filled with fire ants
October 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This place is awesome because it’s like talking directly to a wall.
October 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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If a SINGLE major media org could do a story on NSPM-7, that’d be great !!!
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Rick Springfield is playing a casino here soon and now during every tv commercial break I gotta hear that annoying song with my name in it.
October 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Forgot they’ve been filming a netflix show in town and thought we got invaded by Texas for a second
October 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Wife wants me to go “fix” her aunt’s tv which is always an adventure because she’s basically a southwestern artist version of Livia Soprano.
October 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Sept 30 vs Oct 1
October 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Hey, so far October is looking bleak.

If you know anybody who needs a video editor with 25 years of film, network TV, cable TV and Fortune 500 corporate video experience, DM your boy and I'll show you my reel
September 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park
September 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Got the smallest tattoo I’ve ever had at the skatepark fundraiser and it’s so tiny and healed so fast that I forget it’s there and chuckle every time I see it.
September 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Ask not how your Hamburger can Help you, but you can Help your Hamburger
-John Fitzgerald Kennedy
September 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
30 years of wrecking my body on a skateboard has culminated in me spraining my wrist putting away a cast iron pan.
September 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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“my boss, who has never worked a day in his life, made me fly across the country for an in-person to tell me to wash my balls”
September 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Asked about Trump's new directive (NSPM-7) targeting "anti-Christian," "anti-capitalism" and "anti-American" speech, Sen. Elissa Slotkin says she hasn't read it.

YOU'RE ON THE HOMELAND SECURITY COMMITTEE, IT IS LITERALLY YOUR JOB TO OVERSEE THESE THINGS
September 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The feral kitty living on our porch has a new favorite hobby of catching birds and bringing them to the front doormat for shredding and the minute I clean it up she gets mad and goes to get another one.
September 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.
September 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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this whole administration operates on underpants gnome logic. shit like

step 1: fire disloyal generals
step 2: ???
step 3: we stay winning
September 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My buddy’s retired dad would sit in a chair all day watching victory at sea and the weather channel at absurd volumes while complaining about how McDonald’s was intentionally messing up his order. Same vibes tbh.
Trump: "I think we should maybe start thinking about battleships, by the way. We have a Secretary of Navy who came to me, 'cause I look at the Iowa out in California and I look at different ships, the old pictures. I used to watch Victory at Sea. I love Victory at Sea. And I look at those ships... "
September 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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And to my kids I leave 300 hours of cellphone footage of me missing flatground 360 flips
September 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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She Help on my Ham til I Burger
September 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fall weather got all the hornets extra aggro and buddy you don’t gotta be like that I’m just trying to pick vegetables over here.
September 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I’m an israeli artist from israel and this is my art. it’s a sculpture of my hero mr elon musk
September 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Nice hamburger asshole looks like it could Help a lot of people
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM