@fernballew.bsky.social
Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK
Gonna start talking shit about skaters who put out too much footage.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Gonna start talking shit about skaters who put out too much footage.
Not ashamed to admit that I like Hobo Johnson
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Not ashamed to admit that I like Hobo Johnson
The northern lights were beautiful last night
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The northern lights were beautiful last night
Men what’s stopping you from looking like this?
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Men what’s stopping you from looking like this?
36-year-old lifelong Midwesterner still in denial about not being able to skate outside year round.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
36-year-old lifelong Midwesterner still in denial about not being able to skate outside year round.
Rob Dyrdek had a part in TIMECODE and was like what if I made that my whole thing?
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Rob Dyrdek had a part in TIMECODE and was like what if I made that my whole thing?
Starting a skateboarding gossip podcast called ‘Built To Spill Tea’
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Starting a skateboarding gossip podcast called ‘Built To Spill Tea’
The road to fascism is paved by people who could’ve built a skatepark instead.
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The road to fascism is paved by people who could’ve built a skatepark instead.
Not ICE agents leaving Chicago as soon as it’s cold enough to justify wearing masks lol
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Not ICE agents leaving Chicago as soon as it’s cold enough to justify wearing masks lol
Gifted Hater just created one million Kaders
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Gifted Hater just created one million Kaders
Getting kicked off BAKER is either the best thing that can happen to you or the worst there is no in between.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Getting kicked off BAKER is either the best thing that can happen to you or the worst there is no in between.
CALL YOUR SENATORS FIND OUT WHERE THEY’RE HAVING LUNCH PUBLICLY SHAME THEM
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
CALL YOUR SENATORS FIND OUT WHERE THEY’RE HAVING LUNCH PUBLICLY SHAME THEM
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happening now:
community members are gathering at the chicago fbi field office to demand ice and border patrol agents leave the city and stop terrorizing residents.
yesterday, the fbi and other feds helped greg bovino and a caravan of border patrol agents ravage little village and cicero.
community members are gathering at the chicago fbi field office to demand ice and border patrol agents leave the city and stop terrorizing residents.
yesterday, the fbi and other feds helped greg bovino and a caravan of border patrol agents ravage little village and cicero.
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
happening now:
community members are gathering at the chicago fbi field office to demand ice and border patrol agents leave the city and stop terrorizing residents.
yesterday, the fbi and other feds helped greg bovino and a caravan of border patrol agents ravage little village and cicero.
community members are gathering at the chicago fbi field office to demand ice and border patrol agents leave the city and stop terrorizing residents.
yesterday, the fbi and other feds helped greg bovino and a caravan of border patrol agents ravage little village and cicero.
POV: You’re filming a Kyle Walker line for the new REAL video
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
POV: You’re filming a Kyle Walker line for the new REAL video
Gifted Hater Reacts To Egg Allergen
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Gifted Hater Reacts To Egg Allergen
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A comprehensive high-speed rail system sure would come in handy right now…
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A comprehensive high-speed rail system sure would come in handy right now…
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Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
No more full-length skate videos until you finish what’s on your YouTube watch later playlist
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
No more full-length skate videos until you finish what’s on your YouTube watch later playlist
15-year-old me showing my friends the x-factor ramp in the driveway.
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
15-year-old me showing my friends the x-factor ramp in the driveway.
Nostalgia is wild because what do you mean I’m sad for the end of an era of skateboarding in a city I never skated in?
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Nostalgia is wild because what do you mean I’m sad for the end of an era of skateboarding in a city I never skated in?
This is not my aloof house this is not my aloof wife
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is not my aloof house this is not my aloof wife
Watching the new UNTITLED and getting mad at the City of Philadelphia all over again.
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Watching the new UNTITLED and getting mad at the City of Philadelphia all over again.
The b-roll is the clip you fools.
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The b-roll is the clip you fools.