Jess
@jessisnotok.bsky.social
God's oldest and least favorite Millennial
Having shitty interoception is fun because I couldn't sleep because I was too hungry but now that I'm awake and sitting up I don't feel it
Clearly I still need to eat but my brain and body are not in agreement on when
Clearly I still need to eat but my brain and body are not in agreement on when
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Having shitty interoception is fun because I couldn't sleep because I was too hungry but now that I'm awake and sitting up I don't feel it
Clearly I still need to eat but my brain and body are not in agreement on when
Clearly I still need to eat but my brain and body are not in agreement on when
I bought super sharp cheddar at HEB this week not realizing it would be super salty tasting so I put a small piece of lindt milk chocolate over it on a cracker and it was so goddamn Christmasy
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I bought super sharp cheddar at HEB this week not realizing it would be super salty tasting so I put a small piece of lindt milk chocolate over it on a cracker and it was so goddamn Christmasy
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🥺 oh baby girl, you have many Bluesky friends sharing your story. We will find you a home. Hopefully soon 🤞 Here's MELIA's bio. Please read and repost. She needs someone who will be fully committed to her. ❤️
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
🥺 oh baby girl, you have many Bluesky friends sharing your story. We will find you a home. Hopefully soon 🤞 Here's MELIA's bio. Please read and repost. She needs someone who will be fully committed to her. ❤️
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hell yeah
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Hell yeah
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😢 MELIA will spend her second Thanksgiving at the shelter. She wants a home for Christmas. She can live with cats, no dogs. Low traffic home, adult only. Needs training. Please adopt her. 😢
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
😢 MELIA will spend her second Thanksgiving at the shelter. She wants a home for Christmas. She can live with cats, no dogs. Low traffic home, adult only. Needs training. Please adopt her. 😢
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hempstead Animal Shelter
(516) 785-5220
Adoption@hempsteadny.gov
3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
Hey if that turkey is bigger than 15 lbs you need to take it out of the freezer soon
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Hey if that turkey is bigger than 15 lbs you need to take it out of the freezer soon
TV nerd reminder that Deadline accidentally leaked that we're getting a Muppet Show revival miniseries next spring and everybody better talk about it
You guys, the Mighty Nein might be a perfect TV show, I love everything about it and the way the writing and pacing incorporates everything so seamlessly in such a satisfying and visually stunning way 😭😭 please go watch it it’s amazing
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
TV nerd reminder that Deadline accidentally leaked that we're getting a Muppet Show revival miniseries next spring and everybody better talk about it
Personally, I don't think Rey and Kylo are distinct enough from Jacen and Jaina to justify new characters except for the shipping
Also I cannot do handle the concept of Reylo because in my head that's just Jacen and Jaina
Also I cannot do handle the concept of Reylo because in my head that's just Jacen and Jaina
My Star Wars '90s EU hottest takes:
~Michael A. Stackpole walked so Andor could run.
~Gara Petothel is one of the best SW EU characters ever, second only to Kreia.
~Children of the Jedi was, in fact, one of the very best EU novels, bar none. Yes, even the Thrawn Trilogy.
~Michael A. Stackpole walked so Andor could run.
~Gara Petothel is one of the best SW EU characters ever, second only to Kreia.
~Children of the Jedi was, in fact, one of the very best EU novels, bar none. Yes, even the Thrawn Trilogy.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Personally, I don't think Rey and Kylo are distinct enough from Jacen and Jaina to justify new characters except for the shipping
Also I cannot do handle the concept of Reylo because in my head that's just Jacen and Jaina
Also I cannot do handle the concept of Reylo because in my head that's just Jacen and Jaina
This applies to Trekkies and Starfleet Academy as well
There is nothing fans are more enamored with than a movie that didn’t get made.
It is only potential. It exists only in your mind, where it always made the exact right choices. It didn’t violate your narrow sense of canon. It is only what you love about the franchise, and it can never fail you.
It is only potential. It exists only in your mind, where it always made the exact right choices. It didn’t violate your narrow sense of canon. It is only what you love about the franchise, and it can never fail you.
You could almost call it the Rise of Solo. Or maybe A New New Hope.
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This applies to Trekkies and Starfleet Academy as well
All forms of gender essentialism are gateways to extremism
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
All forms of gender essentialism are gateways to extremism
The sad thing is Oates listed a whole spectrum of human experiences that Musk never seems to express interest in, including listening to music, reading, and having friends, and this is what he jumped on to try to stimulate "enjoyment"
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The sad thing is Oates listed a whole spectrum of human experiences that Musk never seems to express interest in, including listening to music, reading, and having friends, and this is what he jumped on to try to stimulate "enjoyment"
Hey @axios.com I don't know if you know this or if you just didn't notice but the President is working to keep Americans from getting food benefits their taxes pay for, y'all got any thoughts on that or you too busy playing perv police
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Hey @axios.com I don't know if you know this or if you just didn't notice but the President is working to keep Americans from getting food benefits their taxes pay for, y'all got any thoughts on that or you too busy playing perv police
Watching Pluribus and I thought I knew what the fuck was happening but it turns out I don't fucking know anything
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Watching Pluribus and I thought I knew what the fuck was happening but it turns out I don't fucking know anything
Y'all in New York better be voting because if I have to see that little man lose I'm gonna be so mad
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Y'all in New York better be voting because if I have to see that little man lose I'm gonna be so mad
So underrated that I'm sad the upcoming Peacock tv show will probably pretend it didn't happen
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
So underrated that I'm sad the upcoming Peacock tv show will probably pretend it didn't happen
I have a bit i have to do whenever I see an ad for Tracker complete with Announcer Guy Voice:
TRACKER, ON CBS! It's not Reacher but it's good enough!
TRACKER, ON CBS! It's not Reacher but it's good enough!
My favorite running comedy bit is whenever CBS knows it has additional viewers for a live sporting event they run a bunch of promos for clearly fake shows just to screw with them
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I have a bit i have to do whenever I see an ad for Tracker complete with Announcer Guy Voice:
TRACKER, ON CBS! It's not Reacher but it's good enough!
TRACKER, ON CBS! It's not Reacher but it's good enough!
A little light reading to help the sports nerds who are still awake
www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...
www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...
October 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
A little light reading to help the sports nerds who are still awake
www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...
www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...
No but seriously the Louvre heist is so ridiculous that when I first heard about it I assumed everyone was talking about a historical event not something that happened recently
October 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
No but seriously the Louvre heist is so ridiculous that when I first heard about it I assumed everyone was talking about a historical event not something that happened recently
The "against their federal rights" bit here makes me sad bc what's against your rights in theory and in practice in the US are two very different things
“When you have a disability people can’t see, you don’t get the same level of empathy,” Joy says. “It feels like the world has moved on.”
Long Covid is setting back a generation of kids--likely against their federal rights
Our @rollingstone.com investigation
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Long Covid is setting back a generation of kids--likely against their federal rights
Our @rollingstone.com investigation
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Long Covid Is Real -- And It's Changing an Entire Generation
Long Covid is affecting hundreds of thousands of kids in America, and many doctors and schools refuse to recognize their illness.
www.rollingstone.com
October 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The "against their federal rights" bit here makes me sad bc what's against your rights in theory and in practice in the US are two very different things
A middle school teacher gave me a D- on a writing assignment because I turned in Trek fanfic. I was really sad but willing to take my licks until she asked the only kid who'd gotten an A+ to read for the class and we all immediately called him out for ripping off a Cow and Chicken episode wholesale
It's been over a dozen years but every now and then I think about how my 11th grade English teacher told me I couldn't submit my short story for an assignment cause the story took place over like 6 months. She said short stories can only take place in a short period of time, like a few hours.
October 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A middle school teacher gave me a D- on a writing assignment because I turned in Trek fanfic. I was really sad but willing to take my licks until she asked the only kid who'd gotten an A+ to read for the class and we all immediately called him out for ripping off a Cow and Chicken episode wholesale
Well they're not the Silver Stars anymore but I'm still proud
JACKPOT @lvaces.bsky.social 🎰
The Las Vegas Aces will face the Phoenix Mercury in the 2025 WNBA Finals.
The Las Vegas Aces will face the Phoenix Mercury in the 2025 WNBA Finals.
October 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Well they're not the Silver Stars anymore but I'm still proud
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Walked into the break room to sip my iced coffee for a minute and caught the middle of a lively discussion on vaccines. Lingered and was pleasantly shocked at all the middle aged and older ladies expressing outrage over Trump and RFK's comments on vaccines (and Tylenol)
temp check from Chicago: just witnessed four wine moms in the wine bar in a Marianos grocery store on the Far North Side swapping recommendations on where to buy “Fuck ICE” t-shirts
September 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Walked into the break room to sip my iced coffee for a minute and caught the middle of a lively discussion on vaccines. Lingered and was pleasantly shocked at all the middle aged and older ladies expressing outrage over Trump and RFK's comments on vaccines (and Tylenol)
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BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.
September 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.
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The Charlie Kirk currently being eulogized in the press is a person that actual person of Charlie Kirk would call a cuck
September 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The Charlie Kirk currently being eulogized in the press is a person that actual person of Charlie Kirk would call a cuck