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jessisnotok.bsky.social
Jess
@jessisnotok.bsky.social
God's oldest and least favorite Millennial
See they don't remember getting a tape for $5 at the McDonald's drive thru window
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The 80s also gave us "what if my house was haunted by a sexy ghost"
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Rewatching Legally Blonde and I hadn't realized that Elle's dickhead ex Warner really looks like Pete Hedgeseth
May 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM