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Jessie Roy
@jessieroy.bsky.social
Queer writer, teacher, editor; working on a novel.

https://www.jessie-roy.com
Had a really good laugh over this
Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Obviously these people are, on a literal, factual level, insane. But it's interesting to think about this in terms of what it suggests about the actual function of bus fares and similar user fees: to keep undesirable people out of public spaces.
"The more-than-300 comments responding to that anonymous post are full of mothers looking for property in New Jersey or Florida, predicting that Mamdani’s promise to make buses free will lead criminals to rape and kill innocent passengers."

LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
Upper East Side Moms Are Melting Down Over Mamdani
A 35,000-person Facebook group devolved into panic and infighting after the mayoral election.
www.thecut.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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As a New York City sex offender who supports Israel and has taken a great deal of money from the government of Turkey: this one hurts. I won't lie. We will be back on the horse tomorrow, but tonight? Yeah, it hurts.
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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when i first moved here i definitely partied too hard a couple of times and ended up in wolstiot. wolstiot is real
ChatGPT is not doing the subway system too well.
October 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Omg I’m crying
You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)
October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Universal childcare wouldn't just relieve working families of a massive cost burden. It improves the whole economy.

"There are a lot of reasons building a child care system that works for everyone is important to our children, to parents, to employers and to economic growth."
How Universal Child Care Could Change the Economy
www.nytimes.com
September 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I’m replaying the first Mass Effect game and it’s a real sign of how groundbreaking and great that game is that I didn’t remember that 75% of it is getting your shitty space car stuck in various crevasses
July 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him
This is like how New York treats Spider-man in the comic books
July 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Really enjoying the public access vibe(compliment) from @hellgatenyc.com live stream!!
June 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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spent my afternoon making a short little web game for New Yorkers called "Don't Rank Cuomo"... it has 10 levels. it's very realistic and challenging. can YOU don't rank Cuomo? play in browser (free): radiatoryang.itch.io/cuomo
June 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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what are you supposed to do when the "good" political party doesn't treat a dozen credible sexual harassment claims as disqualifying for a political candidate. how are you supposed to ignore that
June 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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ding ding ding
June 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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useful piece for people who might be wavering on Zohran. from the outside he seems like a smart guy who is willing to build alliances with more experienced folks like Lander, I think that is key
Here it is: my urbanist NYC voter guide. While Zellnor Myrie and Brad Lander are (by far) the best candidates, you’re going to have to rank either Zohran or Cuomo if you want your vote to count.

I dove deep into this decision and came to the conclusion that Zohran is the superior choice.
An Urbanist NYC Voter Guide
And the pragmatic case for Zohran Mamdani over Andrew Cuomo
bettercities.substack.com
June 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Forget that depressing NYT editorial. Read this instead: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
When Socialists Govern
New York State Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani is building power in Queens.
www.thenation.com
June 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Andrew Cuomo Drives Like an Asshole
Andrew Cuomo Drives Like an Asshole
Who parks in the middle of the street in MIDTOWN MANHATTAN? This guy.
hellgatenyc.com
June 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Thinking about how the car-centric nature of Mario Kart World hurts its residents. Toads have to cross a road where there is racing going on just to get from the lifeguard station to the water.
June 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My intro Egyptian language class in college had an extra credit assignment to watch this movie and spot inaccuracies! IIRC ‘the book of the dead’ is a codex and the opening pans over Karnak Temple and the Pyramids of Giza in one shot (opposite parts of the country)
See, I always love it when a film throws a bunch of money at a couple of academics like this. Fuck yeah Professor Adler, go hog wild in the set shop being uptight about the color of the stone walls
June 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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If you live in New York State and think Gov. Kathy Hochul should remove the corrupt mayor of NYC, give her a call or send her a letter.
February 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM