Jessie Mae
@jessiemae.bsky.social
Call me Bunny // old, tired and queer // never shuts up about hockey // Californian who loves the Midwest // I am gonna make it through this year if it kills me
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
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As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers.
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
FDA Announces Nationwide Recall of ADHD Medication—Check Your Cabinets Now
Sun Pharmaceutical Industries has recalled several lots lisdexamfetamine dimesylate capsules, a generic form of Vyvanse, after testing found they failed to dissolve properly.
www.health.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers.
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
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Was gonna say, “Ok, groomer,” but really just want to say fuck this guy forever.
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Was gonna say, “Ok, groomer,” but really just want to say fuck this guy forever.
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Finally, some love for muskrats: www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/04/m...
Muskrats fight invasive cattails and help restore biodiversity in Great Lakes wetlands, Loyola study finds
Dam-building beavers are known for changing their ecosystems; muskrats can substantially alter vegetation structure.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Finally, some love for muskrats: www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/04/m...
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I would like to posit that the problem is not daylight v standard time. The problem is that we have a society that thinks wintertime productivity should be the same and follow the same schedule as summertime productivity, and that’s horseshit.
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I would like to posit that the problem is not daylight v standard time. The problem is that we have a society that thinks wintertime productivity should be the same and follow the same schedule as summertime productivity, and that’s horseshit.
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happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
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KYLE'S SURGERY FUNDRAISER. Video readings $25 Please feel free to ask questions or ask about certain topics. 3 card minimum pull.
Venmo is @Natalie-stoppani
Paypal is paypal.me/nstoppani
Venmo is @Natalie-stoppani
Paypal is paypal.me/nstoppani
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
KYLE'S SURGERY FUNDRAISER. Video readings $25 Please feel free to ask questions or ask about certain topics. 3 card minimum pull.
Venmo is @Natalie-stoppani
Paypal is paypal.me/nstoppani
Venmo is @Natalie-stoppani
Paypal is paypal.me/nstoppani
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KYLE'S SURGERY FUNDRAISER. Video readings $25 Please feel free to ask questions or ask about certain topics. 3 card minimum pull.
Venmo is @Natalie-stoppani
Paypal is paypal.me/nstoppani
Venmo is @Natalie-stoppani
Paypal is paypal.me/nstoppani
October 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
KYLE'S SURGERY FUNDRAISER. Video readings $25 Please feel free to ask questions or ask about certain topics. 3 card minimum pull.
Venmo is @Natalie-stoppani
Paypal is paypal.me/nstoppani
Venmo is @Natalie-stoppani
Paypal is paypal.me/nstoppani
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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caught a transcendent moment in the guest room this morning
October 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
caught a transcendent moment in the guest room this morning
i will start biting people if they take Felicia Wennberg away
According to reports, the #Canucks have shown interest in #SJSharks center Alexander Wennberg. Nothing imminent, and SJ making a trade like this 7 games in doesn’t make sense. Read more on Sharks Hockey Digest.
sharkshockeydigest.com/san-jose-sha...
sharkshockeydigest.com/san-jose-sha...
Report: Canucks Showing Interest In Sharks' Wennberg
According to reports, the Vancouver Canucks have shown interest in potentially acquiring Alexander Wennberg from the San Jose Sharks.
sharkshockeydigest.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
i will start biting people if they take Felicia Wennberg away
For the record, I took 2 days off to go see MCR and came back to the news that my clients were going into a care facility in just over a week.
I’m currently getting around 10 hours a week instead of 30. Wheee, who needs to pay bills!? Not me!
I’m currently getting around 10 hours a week instead of 30. Wheee, who needs to pay bills!? Not me!
Basically I could really use a vacation, but I don’t trust my “the clients die if you take time off” jinx
Also, I’m hoarding my minuscule amount of PTO for hockey trips
But I still want a vacation
Also, I’m hoarding my minuscule amount of PTO for hockey trips
But I still want a vacation
September 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
For the record, I took 2 days off to go see MCR and came back to the news that my clients were going into a care facility in just over a week.
I’m currently getting around 10 hours a week instead of 30. Wheee, who needs to pay bills!? Not me!
I’m currently getting around 10 hours a week instead of 30. Wheee, who needs to pay bills!? Not me!
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I’ve driven across the country twice and man does this explain why that whole middle section I felt like a bug on a plate
Check out this cool elevation map of the contiguous US!
www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeau...
www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeau...
September 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’ve driven across the country twice and man does this explain why that whole middle section I felt like a bug on a plate
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Be right back, buying popcorn futures
"the Board and executives may have breached their fiduciary duties of loyalty, care and good faith by placing improper political or affiliate considerations above the best interests of the Company and its stockholders,”
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
"the Board and executives may have breached their fiduciary duties of loyalty, care and good faith by placing improper political or affiliate considerations above the best interests of the Company and its stockholders,”
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Disney Hit With Legal Salvo From Shareholders Over Jimmy Kimmel Suspension
The entertainment giant may soon have to turn over documents and communications dealing with the late-night host's sidelining, including company moderation polices and copies of deals with affiliate s...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Be right back, buying popcorn futures
"the Board and executives may have breached their fiduciary duties of loyalty, care and good faith by placing improper political or affiliate considerations above the best interests of the Company and its stockholders,”
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
"the Board and executives may have breached their fiduciary duties of loyalty, care and good faith by placing improper political or affiliate considerations above the best interests of the Company and its stockholders,”
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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I've been doing this in my suburb and it's such a good feeling to see these invasives knocked out. It's small but definite progress, and easy to achieve with some clippers and gloves.
Invasive vines can be deadly for forests.
But this past year, scrappy groups of @chesapeakeclimate.bsky.social volunteers have helped save nearly 1,000 trees across green spaces in Southeast and Northeast D.C. alone, @samdelgado.bsky.social reports:
But this past year, scrappy groups of @chesapeakeclimate.bsky.social volunteers have helped save nearly 1,000 trees across green spaces in Southeast and Northeast D.C. alone, @samdelgado.bsky.social reports:
How volunteers are fighting the vines strangling D.C.'s trees
How local residents are restoring D.C.’s green spaces — and combating the effects of climate change.
51st.news
September 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I've been doing this in my suburb and it's such a good feeling to see these invasives knocked out. It's small but definite progress, and easy to achieve with some clippers and gloves.
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One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
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"Look what you did to a perfectly good text editor! Now it's a captain planet villain!"
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
"Look what you did to a perfectly good text editor! Now it's a captain planet villain!"
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Oh look it’s a to do list!
1. Feed/medicate cats
2. Clean litter boxes
3. Fucking SLEEP
4. Shower at some point
5. Order Smudge’s inhaler
1. Feed/medicate cats
2. Clean litter boxes
3. Fucking SLEEP
4. Shower at some point
5. Order Smudge’s inhaler
August 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oh look it’s a to do list!
1. Feed/medicate cats
2. Clean litter boxes
3. Fucking SLEEP
4. Shower at some point
5. Order Smudge’s inhaler
1. Feed/medicate cats
2. Clean litter boxes
3. Fucking SLEEP
4. Shower at some point
5. Order Smudge’s inhaler