Jesse Raub
@jesseraub.online
writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places.
I also have a newsletter: https://jesseraub.online
I also have a newsletter: https://jesseraub.online
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Jesse Raub
@jesseraub.online
· Nov 10
okay, here's thread of links to all my published pieces:
Love Is Not Enough, by Converge
10 track album
convergecult.bandcamp.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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find out who owns your veterinarian practice: privateequityvet.org/vet-list/ (it's very likely it's Mars, Inc., yes as in the candy company that also makes dog food)
Vet Map & List · Private Equity Vet
privateequityvet.org
February 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
find out who owns your veterinarian practice: privateequityvet.org/vet-list/ (it's very likely it's Mars, Inc., yes as in the candy company that also makes dog food)
pretty soon, the jesse raub online experience will be consolidated into a streamlined platform. please stay tuned for an updated jesse raub online experience
February 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
pretty soon, the jesse raub online experience will be consolidated into a streamlined platform. please stay tuned for an updated jesse raub online experience
she release me at the hog line until i curl into the button
February 15, 2026 at 7:30 PM
she release me at the hog line until i curl into the button
doing one set for every sclerosis (3)
February 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
doing one set for every sclerosis (3)
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for dogs, running around is going on the computer. eating some dirt, is reading a big book. you can map all their behavior to ours. fetch is obvious: cool new videogame. tug of war is like when you're grabbing something but it's not turning out to be quite so easy as you'd hoped hm? barking is posts
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
for dogs, running around is going on the computer. eating some dirt, is reading a big book. you can map all their behavior to ours. fetch is obvious: cool new videogame. tug of war is like when you're grabbing something but it's not turning out to be quite so easy as you'd hoped hm? barking is posts
blade steaks with smashed and roasted potatoes and kale with a pan sauce
February 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
blade steaks with smashed and roasted potatoes and kale with a pan sauce
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Got bored and baked some peps.
February 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Got bored and baked some peps.
lol my parents are watching Search Party and trying to describe it to me over the phone
February 14, 2026 at 11:42 PM
lol my parents are watching Search Party and trying to describe it to me over the phone
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based on my wife’s reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time i’ll do a $750 bit
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
based on my wife’s reaction to Swarovski Shrek, this is the last time i’ll do a $750 bit
you know, just once i’d to hear the people who breathlessly defend democrats speak about a specific policy they support instead of couching their entire political opinion on opposition to the right and sneering at the left
February 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
you know, just once i’d to hear the people who breathlessly defend democrats speak about a specific policy they support instead of couching their entire political opinion on opposition to the right and sneering at the left
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i've enjoyed that @beehiiv.com gave me a free option after leaving substack, but seeing stuff like this is making me finally migrate my newsletter to @ghost.org, which i will have to pay for
i gotta say as a working visual artist that uses @beehiiv.com for my monthly newsletter, seeing them ad "AI image" generation to their media library settings feels really, really, really bad!!!
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
i've enjoyed that @beehiiv.com gave me a free option after leaving substack, but seeing stuff like this is making me finally migrate my newsletter to @ghost.org, which i will have to pay for
asking the rat in my hair to go easy on tonight’s dinner so my date doesn’t get the impression i like her *that* much
February 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
asking the rat in my hair to go easy on tonight’s dinner so my date doesn’t get the impression i like her *that* much
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hey everyone! let's pitch in and do our part to clean up bluesky. let the mods know to ban those spam bots! 🤖🧹
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
hey everyone! let's pitch in and do our part to clean up bluesky. let the mods know to ban those spam bots! 🤖🧹
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When I get pizza from the Dominican joint
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
When I get pizza from the Dominican joint
caesar with chicken cutlets and sourdough croutons once again
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
caesar with chicken cutlets and sourdough croutons once again
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We made it to Collie Friday with Tony Dogpills
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
We made it to Collie Friday with Tony Dogpills
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I'm assembling a team
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I'm assembling a team
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good idea if you want a bunch of guys in their 60s deciding it's Use It or Lose It time and killing some 19 year old who says No Worries instead of You're Welcome when they're thanked for holding a door open
I'll go you one better. Everybody gets one "get out of jail free" card. The world gets a whole lot politer, because you never know if whoever you're interacting with has used theirs...
February 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
good idea if you want a bunch of guys in their 60s deciding it's Use It or Lose It time and killing some 19 year old who says No Worries instead of You're Welcome when they're thanked for holding a door open
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Haven’t been cooking much bc of my back but would like to spread “potato chips as part of the meal rather than the side” awareness w my steak, tomato, avocado, and salt and vin chip salad
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Haven’t been cooking much bc of my back but would like to spread “potato chips as part of the meal rather than the side” awareness w my steak, tomato, avocado, and salt and vin chip salad
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welcome people joining via the "people who made a post so good I showed my wife" starter pack. DM for a list of signed affidavits of other spouses who have been shown my posts against their wills
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
welcome people joining via the "people who made a post so good I showed my wife" starter pack. DM for a list of signed affidavits of other spouses who have been shown my posts against their wills
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Has to be a shorter name for them than “Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pigs.” We owe them better. We should call them Bebops.
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Has to be a shorter name for them than “Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pigs.” We owe them better. We should call them Bebops.
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this is a good starter pack for a wide spectrum of good posting. a healthy % of these are very strong "absurd posts" makers, which is essential to a good user experience on the Bluesky page.
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February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
this is a good starter pack for a wide spectrum of good posting. a healthy % of these are very strong "absurd posts" makers, which is essential to a good user experience on the Bluesky page.
go.bsky.app/44frD6x
go.bsky.app/44frD6x