Jesse Raub
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Jesse Raub
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writer and coffee professional, formerly at Serious Eats, stuff in Bon Appetit, Bright Wall/Dark Room, Vulture, HAD, Polygon, and other places.

I also have a newsletter: https://jesseraub.online
i should be clear: the person screenshot is just lying. none of that stuff is happening. the person quoting it is the mark
February 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
they all somehow think the robot is going to magically code them a billion dollar product… if only they just feed it more money… jesus in a slot machine
February 15, 2026 at 11:23 PM
i think about this a lot. guy has LLMs code a product for him. literally doesn’t know what the code is and what it does when he’s jailed for bringing an IED looking device to davos

www.semafor.com/article/01/2...
An entrepreneur’s 13 hours in Davos jail: ‘The food was phenomenal’
Sebastian Heyneman’s stint as a suspected terrorist was brief but memorable.
www.semafor.com
February 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
oooooooh i liked jusant but was pretty sure cairn is the game i wanted jusant to be
February 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
wait it’s out?
February 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
aw man i thought doing my name dot online would be funny and here i didn’t realize i was just copying ceej
February 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
yes that’s right, four different kerning styles
February 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
okay still need the newsletter archives to be migrated
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
oh there it goes
February 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
hmm at least it will be after some migration and troubleshooting
February 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
what a finish
February 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
maybe the closest thing they’ve made to Wet Hot in terms of tone?
February 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
it’s so good
February 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
man i would love to get ratatouilled
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 PM
hell yeah
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
don’t do this beef is terrible nutrition
February 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
using the power of Beef to lift weights
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
every actual review of the movie makes it seem perfectly fine
February 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM