the stars are air holes
September 16, 2023 at 3:18 AM
the stars are air holes
I'm too old to be a skeptic now. The alien mummies are real. Bigfoot is real. The cosmic serpent is real. But the chupacabra? 100% fake.
September 14, 2023 at 2:05 PM
I'm too old to be a skeptic now. The alien mummies are real. Bigfoot is real. The cosmic serpent is real. But the chupacabra? 100% fake.
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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing
September 13, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing
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People think octopuses love October because they both begin with "octo" but the truth is that octopuses spend the whole month getting excited for Halloween because they are capable of giving out candy extremely quickly & efficiently.
September 13, 2023 at 4:48 PM
People think octopuses love October because they both begin with "octo" but the truth is that octopuses spend the whole month getting excited for Halloween because they are capable of giving out candy extremely quickly & efficiently.
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Me and the homie looking at you right after you suggest we steal the Declaration of Independence.
September 12, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Me and the homie looking at you right after you suggest we steal the Declaration of Independence.
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My home’s hallways are lined with oil portraits of my ancestors in hand carved frames composed entirely of Arby’s beef sandwiches.
September 12, 2023 at 8:55 AM
My home’s hallways are lined with oil portraits of my ancestors in hand carved frames composed entirely of Arby’s beef sandwiches.
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Fruit cocktail is the most disappointing of all the cocktails.
September 12, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Fruit cocktail is the most disappointing of all the cocktails.
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
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The waiter said my steak was rare but it turns out there are literally thousands of steaks.
September 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM
The waiter said my steak was rare but it turns out there are literally thousands of steaks.
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laughing out longingly
September 12, 2023 at 2:51 PM
laughing out longingly
You ever pirate a movie? Give it 3.14 stars every time.
September 12, 2023 at 2:50 PM
You ever pirate a movie? Give it 3.14 stars every time.
We need to return to the days when the only "bit coin" was an old pirate nibbling a doubloon to make sure the gold was real.
September 12, 2023 at 2:31 PM
We need to return to the days when the only "bit coin" was an old pirate nibbling a doubloon to make sure the gold was real.
Asked my coworker when they were getting into the office today. They said “15 to 20 minutes Max.” Seven years working together and they never remember that my name is Jesse.
September 12, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Asked my coworker when they were getting into the office today. They said “15 to 20 minutes Max.” Seven years working together and they never remember that my name is Jesse.
If I die in a tragedy, you're allowed to make fun of it. What am I gonna do, complain?
September 11, 2023 at 6:42 PM
If I die in a tragedy, you're allowed to make fun of it. What am I gonna do, complain?
Nice pillow sham you got there. Would be a shame if you added an e to the end.
September 11, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Nice pillow sham you got there. Would be a shame if you added an e to the end.
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see a post from a moot? go ahead and fave it. there's no reason not to. it's free
September 9, 2023 at 4:06 AM
see a post from a moot? go ahead and fave it. there's no reason not to. it's free
You can unlock any door by being emotionally vulnerable with it. Communication is key.
September 9, 2023 at 1:11 PM
You can unlock any door by being emotionally vulnerable with it. Communication is key.
When you repost your own posts
September 8, 2023 at 8:13 PM
When you repost your own posts
They raised the price of the gas station air pump by 25 cents. That’s the cost of inflation.
September 8, 2023 at 12:09 PM
They raised the price of the gas station air pump by 25 cents. That’s the cost of inflation.
Hot Dads in Your Area Want to Know Who Messed With the Thermostat
September 7, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Hot Dads in Your Area Want to Know Who Messed With the Thermostat