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When you repost your own posts
Obama giving himself a medal
September 8, 2023 at 8:13 PM
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Dying? Grab a Snickers (contains microplastics)
August 11, 2023 at 5:44 PM
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A man in sunglasses explaining the lore behind female orcs to a blonde woman
August 11, 2023 at 3:33 PM
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Joe Biden declaring climate emergency
August 10, 2023 at 7:03 PM
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It’s called a societal collapse, Tone, ands apparently we’re living in one
Michael Imperial from The Sopranos
August 9, 2023 at 9:44 PM
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A poster with a strange gungan saying “Ever Dream This Man?”
August 8, 2023 at 12:27 PM
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When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to
Sasquatch playing saxophone
August 6, 2023 at 1:35 PM
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Tasha Yar saying “drugs can make you feel good”
August 5, 2023 at 2:13 PM
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Just in case someone challenges me
A deck of pogs with slammers
August 5, 2023 at 1:56 PM
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A terrible drawing of an egg
August 4, 2023 at 10:42 PM
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This came to me in a dream
A Volvo emerges from a cocoon against a green background with the text “the caterpillar doesn’t choose to become a 1988 Volvo 240”
August 4, 2023 at 6:03 PM
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Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing this
Four hobbits share some ale together
August 3, 2023 at 4:42 PM
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Máscah posting about “this entire sequence has más cackling” on July 31, 2023 at 3:19 PM CST
July 31, 2023 at 8:25 PM
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Starship Troopers cadet saying “I’m doing más part!”
July 31, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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A fried egg with the phrase “leggalize it”
July 31, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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Oppenheimer (2023)
Adam West as Batman holding a bomb saying “some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”
July 30, 2023 at 10:58 PM
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Welcome Newskies 👏

To get you started on Bluesky, here’s a list of quality accounts to follow:
A list of American baseball players in the 1980s
July 25, 2023 at 12:51 PM
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Darth Mall
Several of Darth Maul, the red alien from Star Wars with the double-laser blade, appear in a shopping mall
July 24, 2023 at 1:45 PM
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Too late for him now
Joe staring at a little bee and Candyman appearing in the mirror behind him
July 21, 2023 at 6:14 AM
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living in the World
An old comic panel of a grown large man inside of a bovine disguise. His caption reads “It is hard work—-but I will learn!”
July 17, 2023 at 2:22 AM
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Anakin Skywalker saying “There will be peace in my new Emtire” and Obi-Ewan responds with “did you just say emtire?”
July 11, 2023 at 12:17 AM
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Logging into Bluesky and seeing people I enjoy
Tim Robinson saying "I just really want to be here I love you"
July 10, 2023 at 6:39 PM
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We all what it means when she appears
A still image of the GIF with the woman sipping water from a white mug, laughing so hard she spits out her water
July 10, 2023 at 5:02 PM
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Former Secretary Colin Powell holding a roller blade in front of an audience at the United Nations
July 9, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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Criterion treatment please
A poster for the 1984 comedy-horror film The Toxic Avenger
July 8, 2023 at 3:09 PM