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Jesse
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Swamp monk
I've never heard of Pressie before but I know one thing for certain: she's real
September 14, 2023 at 3:06 PM
It's a chupacabra not a chupavaca!
September 14, 2023 at 3:02 PM
Give it another eight years, you gotta learn patience
September 14, 2023 at 2:58 PM
It's a great day to be alive and be yourself
September 14, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Happy Thursday, Krystal
September 14, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Every now and then they release a new Mario Kart
September 14, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Yes they do, it's a form of goat therapy
September 14, 2023 at 2:54 PM
You'll never know for sure until you don a jaguar mask and start a street fight with an old CEO
September 14, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Your mom
September 14, 2023 at 2:11 PM
That's right. Get that hog some knowledge and a steady paycheck.
September 14, 2023 at 2:11 PM
I feel really bad for talented authors who want to make a career as genre novelists nowadays because they have a higher chance of being struck by lightning twice than getting a manuscript published
September 14, 2023 at 2:02 PM
I don't remember it but it seems self-explanatory
September 13, 2023 at 8:35 PM
EEG stands for

Elegant

Effervescent

GHair
September 13, 2023 at 8:31 PM
a redpresentative, if you will
September 13, 2023 at 7:36 PM
He just got stuck in that old man's cave for awhile
September 13, 2023 at 7:35 PM
It turns out we all wanted something else to get us through this
September 13, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Never. The Byzantine Empire, on the other hand...
September 13, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Petrification during Slumber
September 13, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Petrification
September 13, 2023 at 6:14 PM
You won't regret watching those 26 seconds
September 13, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Did not expect enthusiastic Citizen Kane hate
September 13, 2023 at 4:47 PM