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🏳️🌈 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 🇵🇦 🇺🇦
🧿 runs with pixy stix
🧿 pour prendre congé
🧿 expert in manual typewriters
🧿 He/Him/Brisée
🧿 runs with pixy stix
🧿 pour prendre congé
🧿 expert in manual typewriters
🧿 He/Him/Brisée
Pinned
I used to love John Gardner and John Barth but at turning 16 I chose to only read advertising copy.
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After work I do not walk to my car, I slink in the parking garage and descend to its depths, never overground estimate me
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
After work I do not walk to my car, I slink in the parking garage and descend to its depths, never overground estimate me
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I'm all for homeschooling but that baby should not be driving..
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I'm all for homeschooling but that baby should not be driving..
Resolutely facing down 2026 but with whimsical nonchalance.
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Resolutely facing down 2026 but with whimsical nonchalance.
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Lichens (Xanthoria, Physcia and others) on a graffiti paint chip. On lakeside cliffs, Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends #graffiti
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Lichens (Xanthoria, Physcia and others) on a graffiti paint chip. On lakeside cliffs, Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends #graffiti
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[packing for work trip]
"Honey, where’s our business ketchup?"
"Honey, where’s our business ketchup?"
January 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
[packing for work trip]
"Honey, where’s our business ketchup?"
"Honey, where’s our business ketchup?"
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
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"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
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[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
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Clawing my way back into the algorithm with a small selection of subpar drivel.
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Clawing my way back into the algorithm with a small selection of subpar drivel.
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Looking forward to learning less about people.
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Looking forward to learning less about people.
I’d like to be able to say I’m my own harshest critic but with so many having an opinion…
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I’d like to be able to say I’m my own harshest critic but with so many having an opinion…
Nappy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Nappy New Year!
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Come my children, stare down my gullet to the very center of me, a world of wonder, an ocean of acid.
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Come my children, stare down my gullet to the very center of me, a world of wonder, an ocean of acid.
On this day we bear witness to the Google Doodle that we and 2025 deserve.
doodles.google/doodle/new-y...
doodles.google/doodle/new-y...
New Year's Eve 2025 Doodle - Google Doodles
Learn more about the creation of New Year's Eve 2025 Doodle and discover the story behind the unique artwork.
doodles.google
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 AM
On this day we bear witness to the Google Doodle that we and 2025 deserve.
doodles.google/doodle/new-y...
doodles.google/doodle/new-y...
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disco’s classiest moment: in “Upside Down,” when Diana Ross suddenly goes all Shakespearean with “respectfully I say to thee”
December 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
disco’s classiest moment: in “Upside Down,” when Diana Ross suddenly goes all Shakespearean with “respectfully I say to thee”
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omg girl you don’t need a nose job, you’re beautiful just the way you are
*me, drunk talking to an opossum
*me, drunk talking to an opossum
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
omg girl you don’t need a nose job, you’re beautiful just the way you are
*me, drunk talking to an opossum
*me, drunk talking to an opossum
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My dog got me a chewed stick for christmas. I appreciate the gesture but I wish there was a polite way to say "we don't need to get each other gifts any more." My cat got me a pipe bomb
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My dog got me a chewed stick for christmas. I appreciate the gesture but I wish there was a polite way to say "we don't need to get each other gifts any more." My cat got me a pipe bomb
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The bollard hasn’t moved a single inch. Total domination.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The bollard hasn’t moved a single inch. Total domination.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
On the 23rd Day of Christmas my true love did give to me
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
On the 23rd Day of Christmas my true love did give to me
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Once again I am attacked on the internet.
Just call me Mr. Foofaraw.
Just call me Mr. Foofaraw.
December 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Once again I am attacked on the internet.
Just call me Mr. Foofaraw.
Just call me Mr. Foofaraw.
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"To exist in Donald Trump’s mind palace is to exist in a place where, comparing him to a really decadent Roman emperor or totalitarian dictator living on the other side of the planet, is not a stretch." — Political reporter for Zeteo, Asawin Suebsaeng.
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Transcript: Trump Press Sec Goes Off Rails as Susie Wiles Mess Worsens
As Karoline Leavitt spins wildly over the White House chief of staff’s revealing new comments, the author of a new piece on this fiasco explains how it could work against Trump in additional unappreciated ways.
trib.al
December 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"To exist in Donald Trump’s mind palace is to exist in a place where, comparing him to a really decadent Roman emperor or totalitarian dictator living on the other side of the planet, is not a stretch." — Political reporter for Zeteo, Asawin Suebsaeng.
trib.al/BTnMl3j
trib.al/BTnMl3j
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“Frog, Frog, where have you gone?” Toad was spinning in the dark.
“Come back, Frog,” he shouted. “I will be lonely!”
“Come back, Frog,” he shouted. “I will be lonely!”
December 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Frog, Frog, where have you gone?” Toad was spinning in the dark.
“Come back, Frog,” he shouted. “I will be lonely!”
“Come back, Frog,” he shouted. “I will be lonely!”
This Christmas season I choose to focus on what’s important, namely tracing my scrotum microplastics back their source, a recklessly hastily eaten Three Kings Cake in 1997.
December 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This Christmas season I choose to focus on what’s important, namely tracing my scrotum microplastics back their source, a recklessly hastily eaten Three Kings Cake in 1997.
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Adopting ‘my liege’ for the foreseeable. Take note.
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Adopting ‘my liege’ for the foreseeable. Take note.