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Jessica Anderson
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Reader, runner, music listener, scientist, traveler, Cleveland/OSU sports fan, beer brewer, and mom of both the squishy one 👶🏼 and the fluffy one 🐕‍🦺
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I live for this shit
September 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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The first U.S. bishop appointed by Pope Leo XIV—a refugee himself—is mobilizing priests to accompany migrants at immigration court on June 20.

(Via Christopher Hale)
June 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.
June 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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It’s incumbent upon any journalist who profiles or writes about Yarvin to immediately inform their readers that’s he’s a giant fucking moron. The first thing anyone who hasn’t read his works should know about him is that he is aggressively and enthusiastically stupid as shit.
The @newyorker.com has a great new profile of fascist ideologue Curtis Yarvin / Mencius Moldbug, who's been praised by JD Vance.

Yarvin insisted on wearing a bike helmet in college classes, and was dubbed "helmet-head" by his classmates. And it gets crazier! www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Curtis Yarvin’s Plot Against America
The reactionary blogger’s call for a monarch to rule the country once seemed like a joke. Now the right is ready to bend the knee.
www.newyorker.com
June 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.
May 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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i’m here you fuckaas bitch
May 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Marco Rubio had someone arrested & jailed over an op-ed.
May 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Something fishy about this sob story (1) The photos are stock shots taken in 2012 and 2014, available from Shutterstock and Alamy—links below. (2) There’s no trace of bankers Al and Alexandra Moy anywhere other than the Telegraph 🤔

www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/...

www.alamy.com/stock-photo-...
May 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.
May 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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that single sentence is going to drive me insane
April 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
Just read this.
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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absolutely bodied by luxembourgish
April 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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The pope met with JD Vance and immediately died
April 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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This remains the only great thing to have ever come from programmatic slop advertising. And it is truly great.
April 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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You're not going to believe who I just discovered is an actual silly goose.
April 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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April 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Just what everyone aspires to: "a career in coal mining."

Next up, "send your children into the mines with the Labor Department's new Minor Miner initiative, part of our new un-woke approach to child labor."
April 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I have a new favorite Reddit post.
April 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"
April 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Everyone keeps saying "No one is coming to save us!" but I think it's a distinct possibility that whoever did this is coming to save us.
March 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Amazing (as it was in 2020) how much demand there is for these basic explainers of terms like "fascism" and "dictatorship," vs how squeamish mainstream news outlets are about running them. In order to get a straight answer without endless throat-clearing and caveats you have to talk to an academic.
My sister just sent me the WIRED video of history professor and authoritarianism scholar Dr. Ruth Ben-Ghiat explaining fascism and what makes a dictatorship, which now has 2M+ views: youtu.be/vK6fALsenmw?...
History Professor Answers Dictator Questions | Tech Support | WIRED
YouTube video by WIRED
youtu.be
March 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Happy Opening Day
March 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM