Jervis Cocked
@jerviscocked.bsky.social
Bicurious.
52
MDNI
Not Jarvis Cocker (avi is not me).
Deviated prevert.
He/him.
DMs open.
52
MDNI
Not Jarvis Cocker (avi is not me).
Deviated prevert.
He/him.
DMs open.
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her: We need to talk
me: As you wish
her: Your obsession with The Princess Bride is driving me crazy
me: Inconceivable!
her: That's it, I’m leaving you
me: I think you're bluff—
her: *slams the door*
me: *turning to camera* Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something
me: As you wish
her: Your obsession with The Princess Bride is driving me crazy
me: Inconceivable!
her: That's it, I’m leaving you
me: I think you're bluff—
her: *slams the door*
me: *turning to camera* Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something
June 19, 2024 at 1:17 PM
her: We need to talk
me: As you wish
her: Your obsession with The Princess Bride is driving me crazy
me: Inconceivable!
her: That's it, I’m leaving you
me: I think you're bluff—
her: *slams the door*
me: *turning to camera* Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something
me: As you wish
her: Your obsession with The Princess Bride is driving me crazy
me: Inconceivable!
her: That's it, I’m leaving you
me: I think you're bluff—
her: *slams the door*
me: *turning to camera* Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something
I love this so so much.
"Your dick opens doors. At least some people (not everyone, but enough people) will walk through those doors purely so they can treat themselves to a ride."
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You've got an exceptional dick, please use it wisely | Girl on the Net
The good news is: you've got an exceptional dick. Really, truly excellent. The bad news is you need to be a really awesome person to live up to it.
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November 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I love this so so much.
"Do you like our owl?"
- Me flirting
- Me flirting
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"Do you like our owl?"
- Me flirting
- Me flirting
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So might regret this but sod it let’s see what happens and I might find a few cock I want to play with 😉
But there are rules you must follow & repost or you get blocked 🚫 …….
1….. you must follow
2…. You must repost
#cock #cocktribute #hotwife #cuckold #bigcock
But there are rules you must follow & repost or you get blocked 🚫 …….
1….. you must follow
2…. You must repost
#cock #cocktribute #hotwife #cuckold #bigcock
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
So might regret this but sod it let’s see what happens and I might find a few cock I want to play with 😉
But there are rules you must follow & repost or you get blocked 🚫 …….
1….. you must follow
2…. You must repost
#cock #cocktribute #hotwife #cuckold #bigcock
But there are rules you must follow & repost or you get blocked 🚫 …….
1….. you must follow
2…. You must repost
#cock #cocktribute #hotwife #cuckold #bigcock
AITA for giving someone the hose again after it didn't rub the lotion on it's skin?
September 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
AITA for giving someone the hose again after it didn't rub the lotion on it's skin?
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Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
September 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance
If I have a crush on someone I never talk to them because what if they find out I like them? That would be so embarrassing.
September 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If I have a crush on someone I never talk to them because what if they find out I like them? That would be so embarrassing.
*sixty-nining*
Me: Hey. Look at us.
Me: Hey. Look at us.
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*sixty-nining*
Me: Hey. Look at us.
Me: Hey. Look at us.
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If they can make you laugh and cum, they’re a keeper.
September 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If they can make you laugh and cum, they’re a keeper.
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I’ve no objection to being eaten by the big bad wolf.
September 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve no objection to being eaten by the big bad wolf.
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REPOST if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!
September 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
REPOST if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!
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psst: meet me at the big dick
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
psst: meet me at the big dick
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Googled guy with boner on construction site to get a picture for my hard at work joke and honestly im burnt out on dicks now
August 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Googled guy with boner on construction site to get a picture for my hard at work joke and honestly im burnt out on dicks now
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2020: i refuse to wear a mask, this is America!
2025: i’ll wear a mask, but only if i can arrest my fellow Americans
2025: i’ll wear a mask, but only if i can arrest my fellow Americans
August 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
2020: i refuse to wear a mask, this is America!
2025: i’ll wear a mask, but only if i can arrest my fellow Americans
2025: i’ll wear a mask, but only if i can arrest my fellow Americans
Plausible orgasam denial
August 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Plausible orgasam denial
"Confesses"?
That's a brag. Be proud!
That's a brag. Be proud!
Scheana Shay confesses to once hooking up with Jesse McCartney and Shemar Moore in the same weekend: "I was with one one night and one the next night"
Scheana Shay confesses to once hooking up with Jesse McCartney and Shemar Moore in the same weekend: "I was with one one night and one the next night"
Shay made the revelation while chatting with Decider about her new memoir My Good Side.
decider.com
July 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"Confesses"?
That's a brag. Be proud!
That's a brag. Be proud!
We are showroom, dummies!
July 8, 2025 at 7:43 AM
We are showroom, dummies!
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Where is the satanic panic for AI? Do something useful!
June 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Where is the satanic panic for AI? Do something useful!
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I don’t do one-night stands, a half hour is plenty.
June 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I don’t do one-night stands, a half hour is plenty.
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more women should brag
June 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
more women should brag
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Why is it called a ‘hand job’ and not a ‘protein shake’?
June 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Why is it called a ‘hand job’ and not a ‘protein shake’?