@jerjessen.bsky.social
Twin Cities, MN. 🎸and🎤 for Rad Owl. Proud father of 3. Air drum for cardio.
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Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins, two guys who said they would rather die than get the COVID vaccine, are the two most prominent NFL players to blow their Achilles over the past five years.
Back to the drawing board!
Back to the drawing board!
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins, two guys who said they would rather die than get the COVID vaccine, are the two most prominent NFL players to blow their Achilles over the past five years.
Back to the drawing board!
Back to the drawing board!
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Losing it at women reporters is definitely the way to tamp down accusations of abusing girls.
November 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Losing it at women reporters is definitely the way to tamp down accusations of abusing girls.
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When you’re definitely the good guys
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
When you’re definitely the good guys
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It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
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This is what I mean when I say traditional media can't handle the right's bad faith. In no way was DOGE made to simply trim government spending. It was made to nullify Congress and take a hatchet to programs that ran afoul of the regime's agenda. That media can't say this reinforces the bad faith.
October 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This is what I mean when I say traditional media can't handle the right's bad faith. In no way was DOGE made to simply trim government spending. It was made to nullify Congress and take a hatchet to programs that ran afoul of the regime's agenda. That media can't say this reinforces the bad faith.
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If someone “doesn’t understand” the No Kings protests, they just don’t want to understand. Understanding would undercut their entire worldview.
it’s been horrifying to see how many republicans believe in the “elected dictator” theory especially after they spent the entire Biden and Obama presidencies (who both won by larger margins) saying that they are dictators
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If someone “doesn’t understand” the No Kings protests, they just don’t want to understand. Understanding would undercut their entire worldview.
All of these soulless rubes are living on the Ricky Bobby “but I said with all due respect?” And because legacy media is gutless and ill equipped, it continues to work for them.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
All of these soulless rubes are living on the Ricky Bobby “but I said with all due respect?” And because legacy media is gutless and ill equipped, it continues to work for them.
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It rocks that this sort of thing is just playing with the sound on in every waiting room in the country once you get 50 miles outside a major city. Two people with stuffed animal eyes shaking their heads sadly over footage of the president being inconvenienced briefly.
Rep. Greg Steube: "Thankfully the first lady and the president had their hands on the rails that were going up the escalator, or they likely would've fallen down and injured themselves. It seems to be intentional ... I don't know why we're still part of the UN."
September 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It rocks that this sort of thing is just playing with the sound on in every waiting room in the country once you get 50 miles outside a major city. Two people with stuffed animal eyes shaking their heads sadly over footage of the president being inconvenienced briefly.
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Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."
The Trump-Miller administration's single-minded focus on migration is starting to impact the availability of drugs in the US, according to this detail from a very good investigation @wsj.com published today.
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
www.wsj.com/world/americ...
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Incredible achievement that the one price that the Trump administration has brought down notably is "cocaine."
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it’s like actually really uncool, man, that you won’t surrender to authoritarianism. stop being so square, man. you’re really killing the vibes, man.
Mike Johnson: "I cannot for the life of me understand how the Democrats think this is some kind of winning political message. Yield man! Let the troops come into your city and show how crime can be reduced."
September 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
it’s like actually really uncool, man, that you won’t surrender to authoritarianism. stop being so square, man. you’re really killing the vibes, man.
So the ticket, merchandise and TV revenue less operating costs is evenly distributed to the shareholders???
September 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So the ticket, merchandise and TV revenue less operating costs is evenly distributed to the shareholders???
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how many times am I gonna have to post this
August 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
how many times am I gonna have to post this
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Absolute nonsense. Good lord.
"The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) today announced the beginning of a coordinated wind-down of its mRNA vaccine development activities...."
cc: Sen. Bill Cassidy
cc: Sen. Bill Cassidy
August 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Absolute nonsense. Good lord.
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I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.
NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out
Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”
www.wired.com
July 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.
I imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning solution is F***** CLEAN.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning solution is F***** CLEAN.
Absolute brain stew
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
May 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Absolute brain stew
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I'm sure there will be many other justifications offered, in rapid succession. But it's wild to be heading into a self-induced recession behind more or less this reasoning.
April 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm sure there will be many other justifications offered, in rapid succession. But it's wild to be heading into a self-induced recession behind more or less this reasoning.
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Paige Bueckers on the hug with Geno: "Yeah, he told me he loved me and I told him I hated him, so ..."
April 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Paige Bueckers on the hug with Geno: "Yeah, he told me he loved me and I told him I hated him, so ..."
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The greatest mind of our generation has invented the trade environment we had as of five days ago.
Elon Musk hopes for a “zero-tariff” system between the US and Europe that would effectively create “a free trade zone,” he said on Saturday
Musk Hopes US, Europe Will Move to Zero-Tariff Free-Trade Zone
Elon Musk hopes for a “zero-tariff” system between the US and Europe that would effectively create “a free trade zone,” he said on Saturday, days after levies set by US President Donald Trump sent glo...
www.bloomberg.com
April 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The greatest mind of our generation has invented the trade environment we had as of five days ago.
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Kind of funny that a lot of this is happening because all these rich and powerful people are afraid to contradict a fey old dunce who watches TV for 19 hours every day. A fitting way to go out for the worst and wimpiest elite the US ever produced. "Can't read, didn't want to get yelled at."
Lutnick: "European Union won't take chicken from America ... they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak."
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Kind of funny that a lot of this is happening because all these rich and powerful people are afraid to contradict a fey old dunce who watches TV for 19 hours every day. A fitting way to go out for the worst and wimpiest elite the US ever produced. "Can't read, didn't want to get yelled at."
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One of the best politics things is when a senator or whatever does something unambiguously evil and then is like “I unfortunately cannot go among my constituents because they hate me too much. It’s their fault, they are mean”
March 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
One of the best politics things is when a senator or whatever does something unambiguously evil and then is like “I unfortunately cannot go among my constituents because they hate me too much. It’s their fault, they are mean”
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Not a profound or nuanced observation, obviously, but I am really struggling with how fucking evil everything is every day. Everything I love and admire about this stupid and amazing country just constantly getting vandalized and brutalized by people who hate all those things. Not digging it.
ICE raid in NJ nets two kebab shop owners here since 2008, have American children and grandchildren; their application for permanent residence, they say, has been under adjudication since 2016. Why are people like this being singled out for arrest other than raw bigotry? patch.com/new-jersey/h...
Support Surges For Haddon Twp. Restaurant Owners Detained By ICE
The husband and wife own and operate Jersey Kebab. Their green card applications are still pending after 9 years, according to their family.
patch.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Not a profound or nuanced observation, obviously, but I am really struggling with how fucking evil everything is every day. Everything I love and admire about this stupid and amazing country just constantly getting vandalized and brutalized by people who hate all those things. Not digging it.
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As a Senator, I serve a cause higher than what my constituents might "want," or the interests of the labor unions that support my party, or even the continued function of the republic itself. And that cause is uh... hmm this is embarrassing. Wow. I definitely had it written down. On a post-it. Haha.
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
As a Senator, I serve a cause higher than what my constituents might "want," or the interests of the labor unions that support my party, or even the continued function of the republic itself. And that cause is uh... hmm this is embarrassing. Wow. I definitely had it written down. On a post-it. Haha.