Jeremy Gable
@jeremygable.com
Writer of plays you haven't seen and games you haven't played. If you're a transphobe, just block me now. He / Him. 💜🤍🩶🖤
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F. SCOTT FITZGERALD: So we beat on ...
BRO: Haha, noice!
BRO: Haha, noice!
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD: So we beat on ...
BRO: Haha, noice!
BRO: Haha, noice!
No word yet on a successor, but rumors are it might be the VP of Sales Peter Ganondorf
September 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
No word yet on a successor, but rumors are it might be the VP of Sales Peter Ganondorf
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hey them attacking a Black woman could absolutely decimate the entire economy .
It's getting not even a fractional amount of coverage as other removals despite the fact it has been going on for longer
and if we actually try and point that out we will be "divisive"
It's getting not even a fractional amount of coverage as other removals despite the fact it has been going on for longer
and if we actually try and point that out we will be "divisive"
Breaking News: The Trump administration asked the Supreme Court to allow the president to remove Lisa Cook as a Federal Reserve governor, setting up a key test of presidential power with potentially huge economic consequences.
Trump Asks Supreme Court to Allow Removal of Fed Governor
President Trump had pressed to fire Lisa Cook before the central bank’s meeting, at which the board voted to raise interest rates.
nyti.ms
September 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
hey them attacking a Black woman could absolutely decimate the entire economy .
It's getting not even a fractional amount of coverage as other removals despite the fact it has been going on for longer
and if we actually try and point that out we will be "divisive"
It's getting not even a fractional amount of coverage as other removals despite the fact it has been going on for longer
and if we actually try and point that out we will be "divisive"
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship https://theonion.com/in-defense-of-mass-censorship-1848673776/
September 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship https://theonion.com/in-defense-of-mass-censorship-1848673776/
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Millennials made the wizarding lady a God as a way to escape our own repression and religious trauma and now she’s behaving like the Gods we needed to escape.
September 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Millennials made the wizarding lady a God as a way to escape our own repression and religious trauma and now she’s behaving like the Gods we needed to escape.
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What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
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I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
September 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
No, Charlie Kirk Was Not a Good Man
YouTube video by Jessie Gender
youtu.be
September 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Waking up every morning these days ...
July 22, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Waking up every morning these days ...
(Sees auction listing for an "Akkanow Arcade Game by Nintendo")
Akkanow? I don't think I know that one.
(Sees the listing.)
Oh. Okay.
Akkanow? I don't think I know that one.
(Sees the listing.)
Oh. Okay.
September 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
(Sees auction listing for an "Akkanow Arcade Game by Nintendo")
Akkanow? I don't think I know that one.
(Sees the listing.)
Oh. Okay.
Akkanow? I don't think I know that one.
(Sees the listing.)
Oh. Okay.
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Fuck this administration of overeducated billionaires using populism to keep Americans uneducated and poor.
www.npr.org/2025/08/01/n...
www.npr.org/2025/08/01/n...
Corporation for Public Broadcasting says it's shutting down
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which funnels federal money to public media stations, says it's winding down operations after President Trump signed a law rescinding all funding.
www.npr.org
August 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I've said it before, I'll say it again: Fuck this administration of overeducated billionaires using populism to keep Americans uneducated and poor.
www.npr.org/2025/08/01/n...
www.npr.org/2025/08/01/n...
I tried this, and it matched me with a Wikipedia article about Tony-winning musicals.
Anyway, we're getting married in October.
Anyway, we're getting married in October.
Browser Dating users upload their 5,000 most recent searches, which are turned into a “browsing personality profile" by AI. www.wired.com/story/an-exp...
An Experimental New Dating Site Matches Singles Based on Their Browser Histories
Browser Dating users upload their 5,000 most recent searches, which are turned into a “browsing personality profile" by AI.
www.wired.com
July 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I tried this, and it matched me with a Wikipedia article about Tony-winning musicals.
Anyway, we're getting married in October.
Anyway, we're getting married in October.
Congrats, you stupid fucking transphobes. You won a battle for something that literally didn't happen in the last Olympics. (No, not even that one boxer, you stupid fucking transphobes.)
So now you stupid fucking transphobes can shut the fuck up about it and go pretend to care about something else.
So now you stupid fucking transphobes can shut the fuck up about it and go pretend to care about something else.
July 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Congrats, you stupid fucking transphobes. You won a battle for something that literally didn't happen in the last Olympics. (No, not even that one boxer, you stupid fucking transphobes.)
So now you stupid fucking transphobes can shut the fuck up about it and go pretend to care about something else.
So now you stupid fucking transphobes can shut the fuck up about it and go pretend to care about something else.
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But how are they going to highlight the roman numeral in the title???
June 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
But how are they going to highlight the roman numeral in the title???
It's rare that you find a headline that just gets worse with each word ...
May 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It's rare that you find a headline that just gets worse with each word ...
All I wanna do is--
(Chomp chomp chomp chomp)
And a--
(Doctor saying, "Your cholesterol is high")
And eat all the cheese
(Chomp chomp chomp chomp)
And a--
(Doctor saying, "Your cholesterol is high")
And eat all the cheese
May 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
All I wanna do is--
(Chomp chomp chomp chomp)
And a--
(Doctor saying, "Your cholesterol is high")
And eat all the cheese
(Chomp chomp chomp chomp)
And a--
(Doctor saying, "Your cholesterol is high")
And eat all the cheese
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Man desperate to be asked about his feelings(fighting tears): you…you smell like wrongdawg
March 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Man desperate to be asked about his feelings(fighting tears): you…you smell like wrongdawg
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people nationwide need to study what's happening in Montana to protect trans kids and their families
And it happens again!
SEVERAL Republicans cross the aisle, vote against a bill that would remove trans kids from their parents.
They do so even after another Republican threatens them with primaries.
29 Republicans flip this time!
SEVERAL Republicans cross the aisle, vote against a bill that would remove trans kids from their parents.
They do so even after another Republican threatens them with primaries.
29 Republicans flip this time!
March 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
people nationwide need to study what's happening in Montana to protect trans kids and their families
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1) Trans people are less than 1% of the population. In any given jurisdiction you’d have 1 trans athlete competing against…who exactly?
2) “Basic rights” include the ability to participate in public life like playing sports or using locker rooms
3) The right has completely fabricated this “problem”
2) “Basic rights” include the ability to participate in public life like playing sports or using locker rooms
3) The right has completely fabricated this “problem”
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
1) Trans people are less than 1% of the population. In any given jurisdiction you’d have 1 trans athlete competing against…who exactly?
2) “Basic rights” include the ability to participate in public life like playing sports or using locker rooms
3) The right has completely fabricated this “problem”
2) “Basic rights” include the ability to participate in public life like playing sports or using locker rooms
3) The right has completely fabricated this “problem”
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I'm not sure which of you need to hear this, but:
If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.
Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.
Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
March 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm not sure which of you need to hear this, but:
If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.
Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
If you push yourself to your limits and burn out for a company, you are trading years of your future productivity for minor gains in the present.
Burning out will _fuck you up_, it's like brain fog or depression, and it takes years to recover
I haven't seen Anora yet, and I have no doubt Mikey Madison is really good in it.
But the irony of Demi Moore losing the Oscar for The Substance to a pretty 25-year-old playing a stripper is not lost on me.
But the irony of Demi Moore losing the Oscar for The Substance to a pretty 25-year-old playing a stripper is not lost on me.
March 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I haven't seen Anora yet, and I have no doubt Mikey Madison is really good in it.
But the irony of Demi Moore losing the Oscar for The Substance to a pretty 25-year-old playing a stripper is not lost on me.
But the irony of Demi Moore losing the Oscar for The Substance to a pretty 25-year-old playing a stripper is not lost on me.
The Department of Education set up a portal for people to submit tips if their school district is teaching the satanic idea of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.
And it would be disruptive to their work if you were to go to enddei.ed.gov and send in multiple fake tips. So definitely don't do that.
And it would be disruptive to their work if you were to go to enddei.ed.gov and send in multiple fake tips. So definitely don't do that.
February 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Department of Education set up a portal for people to submit tips if their school district is teaching the satanic idea of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.
And it would be disruptive to their work if you were to go to enddei.ed.gov and send in multiple fake tips. So definitely don't do that.
And it would be disruptive to their work if you were to go to enddei.ed.gov and send in multiple fake tips. So definitely don't do that.