Jeremy Gable
@jeremygable.com
Writer of plays you haven't seen and games you haven't played. If you're a transphobe, just block me now. He / Him. 💜🤍🩶🖤
No word yet on a successor, but rumors are it might be the VP of Sales Peter Ganondorf
September 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
No word yet on a successor, but rumors are it might be the VP of Sales Peter Ganondorf
(Sees auction listing for an "Akkanow Arcade Game by Nintendo")
Akkanow? I don't think I know that one.
(Sees the listing.)
Oh. Okay.
Akkanow? I don't think I know that one.
(Sees the listing.)
Oh. Okay.
September 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
(Sees auction listing for an "Akkanow Arcade Game by Nintendo")
Akkanow? I don't think I know that one.
(Sees the listing.)
Oh. Okay.
Akkanow? I don't think I know that one.
(Sees the listing.)
Oh. Okay.
Congrats, you stupid fucking transphobes. You won a battle for something that literally didn't happen in the last Olympics. (No, not even that one boxer, you stupid fucking transphobes.)
So now you stupid fucking transphobes can shut the fuck up about it and go pretend to care about something else.
So now you stupid fucking transphobes can shut the fuck up about it and go pretend to care about something else.
July 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Congrats, you stupid fucking transphobes. You won a battle for something that literally didn't happen in the last Olympics. (No, not even that one boxer, you stupid fucking transphobes.)
So now you stupid fucking transphobes can shut the fuck up about it and go pretend to care about something else.
So now you stupid fucking transphobes can shut the fuck up about it and go pretend to care about something else.
But how are they going to highlight the roman numeral in the title???
June 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
But how are they going to highlight the roman numeral in the title???
It's rare that you find a headline that just gets worse with each word ...
May 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It's rare that you find a headline that just gets worse with each word ...
The Department of Education set up a portal for people to submit tips if their school district is teaching the satanic idea of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.
And it would be disruptive to their work if you were to go to enddei.ed.gov and send in multiple fake tips. So definitely don't do that.
And it would be disruptive to their work if you were to go to enddei.ed.gov and send in multiple fake tips. So definitely don't do that.
February 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Department of Education set up a portal for people to submit tips if their school district is teaching the satanic idea of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion.
And it would be disruptive to their work if you were to go to enddei.ed.gov and send in multiple fake tips. So definitely don't do that.
And it would be disruptive to their work if you were to go to enddei.ed.gov and send in multiple fake tips. So definitely don't do that.
Hey, are you in the Hartford, CT area sometime between March 28 and April 12?
Then come see me return to the stage after many years away! And in the U.S. amateur premiere of a Tony-winning play, no less!
And if you're wondering if I'll also be cel-shaded in the play ... only one way to find out!
Then come see me return to the stage after many years away! And in the U.S. amateur premiere of a Tony-winning play, no less!
And if you're wondering if I'll also be cel-shaded in the play ... only one way to find out!
February 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hey, are you in the Hartford, CT area sometime between March 28 and April 12?
Then come see me return to the stage after many years away! And in the U.S. amateur premiere of a Tony-winning play, no less!
And if you're wondering if I'll also be cel-shaded in the play ... only one way to find out!
Then come see me return to the stage after many years away! And in the U.S. amateur premiere of a Tony-winning play, no less!
And if you're wondering if I'll also be cel-shaded in the play ... only one way to find out!
Wow, so many typos in this one ...
February 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Wow, so many typos in this one ...
Looking at the Wikipedia page for "Hero's journey", and the author is trying to find as many different alternatives as possible to "Campbell says" ...
February 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Looking at the Wikipedia page for "Hero's journey", and the author is trying to find as many different alternatives as possible to "Campbell says" ...
Yeah, go figure, huh?
February 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yeah, go figure, huh?
Perhaps by doing any of these actions ...
February 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Perhaps by doing any of these actions ...
You know, if I felt like the biggest threat to civilization was declining birth rates,what better way to fix that than to go into the government's hard drives, and start figuring out how I can make this country poorer and more uneducated.
February 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You know, if I felt like the biggest threat to civilization was declining birth rates,what better way to fix that than to go into the government's hard drives, and start figuring out how I can make this country poorer and more uneducated.
The American theatrical landscape is already so underfunded, so homogenous, so lifeless.
And it's about to get a whole lot worse.
And it's about to get a whole lot worse.
February 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The American theatrical landscape is already so underfunded, so homogenous, so lifeless.
And it's about to get a whole lot worse.
And it's about to get a whole lot worse.
Well ... certainly couldn't have said that in a less ominous way ...
February 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Well ... certainly couldn't have said that in a less ominous way ...
Pepperidge Farm remembers ...
February 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pepperidge Farm remembers ...
February 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Does this genre include Snuff films?
February 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Does this genre include Snuff films?
We've got seven years to figure out how to get that percentage up.
January 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We've got seven years to figure out how to get that percentage up.
No one has ever acted so hard next to fucking BEAKER!!!
December 22, 2024 at 7:38 PM
No one has ever acted so hard next to fucking BEAKER!!!
It's been six years since I've been on a stage. And I said I wasn't going to do theater again until the girls were a little older.
But then someone had to go and produce a Jez Butterworth play near me.
If you happen to be around New Britain, CT in March or April, then hey, come see me do a thing!
But then someone had to go and produce a Jez Butterworth play near me.
If you happen to be around New Britain, CT in March or April, then hey, come see me do a thing!
December 17, 2024 at 6:08 AM
It's been six years since I've been on a stage. And I said I wasn't going to do theater again until the girls were a little older.
But then someone had to go and produce a Jez Butterworth play near me.
If you happen to be around New Britain, CT in March or April, then hey, come see me do a thing!
But then someone had to go and produce a Jez Butterworth play near me.
If you happen to be around New Britain, CT in March or April, then hey, come see me do a thing!
Quote with a horror movie you love.
December 7, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Quote with a horror movie you love.
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
December 3, 2024 at 5:09 AM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
When is Hollywood going to get its shit together and cast Carrie Coon and Heidi Gardner as sisters?
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 PM
When is Hollywood going to get its shit together and cast Carrie Coon and Heidi Gardner as sisters?