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Jen Stansfield
@jenstansfield.bsky.social
Writer. Podcaster. Italian-American. Swimming in constant dread. She/her

https://linktr.ee/jenstansfield
Still can’t believe @gailsimone.bsky.social got away with that Birds of Prey Brave & the Bold episode 😂 Thrilled she did, just can’t believe it
May 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
H2SH (ha-too-sh) feels dated. I want to love it. I do not love it.

It’s making me realize that the original Hush isn’t great. I still like it because 1) it’s so pretty and 2) the Bruce/Selina relationship
but it’s just as “jumpy/random character shows up for no reason and leaves” as the new one.
May 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it
March 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Returning to this app to say I still don’t like Damian Wayne (except in Wayne Family Adventures.) I apologize. I tried. I just can’t
March 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Has anyone posted this classic TikTok yet ?
November 18, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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Joe Biden was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 17, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones
November 15, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Do you know how dark Twitter has to be for *STEPHEN KING* to say it’s too dark
November 15, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Our comic book podcast, Worst Collection Ever, is back with new episodes! Find it wherever fine podcasts are hosted!

open.spotify.com/show/2k4NvYq...
March 16, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Did I mention my comic book podcast is back?

open.spotify.com/show/2k4NvYq...
March 10, 2024 at 9:07 PM
This “pit” is a pauper’s field. Every city has one. Usually people with no family are buried here. The only reason this is a story is bc the authorities didn’t do their due diligence in trying to locate the families of these people. Articles on this list the names so their families can claim them
I know our major media outlets are busy doing 10 stories per day about Ivy League campus intrigue but I feel like the fact that 215 bodies were discovered in a pit behind a jail in Jackson MS earlier this year probably merited a mention or two. Maybe even a few follow up questions.
January 20, 2024 at 7:34 AM
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AI bros getting heated about plagiarism is pretty funny
January 3, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Roger isn’t on here, so I have to tell all of you about what happened to him
December 29, 2023 at 1:42 AM
I love these old Jimmy Olsen comics because they are INSANE
December 28, 2023 at 6:33 AM
I have this issue. It is delightfully dumb in all the best ways
It's great marketing, kids back in the 50s/60s reading the cover and saying TF and then paying their 12 cents
December 28, 2023 at 6:30 AM
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NEW from me for MSNBC: Post-Roe politics demands every pregnancy be treated as a potential crime scene. There is simply no way to enforce abortion restrictions and bans other than to entitle the state — or random citizens — to investigate any and every pregnancy that doesn’t end in a live birth.
Opinion | Post-Roe politics are turning every pregnancy into a potential crime scene
An Ohio county is prosecuting a Black woman for having a miscarriage.
www.msnbc.com
December 21, 2023 at 7:37 PM
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Always wild to me how if a business can’t afford rent it’s just understood that the business was unsuccessful, but if it can’t afford to pay its workers that’s the workers’ fault
December 20, 2023 at 12:16 AM
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“hOw DiD kEvIn’S dAd AfFoRd ThAt HoUsE aNd A tRiP tO pArIs—”

Because it’s a movie. Good God. Not every Millennial experience requires exegesis. Stuff can be pretend.
December 14, 2023 at 3:25 AM
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I do appreciate Philly's embrace of holiday decorations that are straight up cursed and haunted.
December 12, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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This is very true. Everything you want to learn about any art or craft is freely available on YouTube. The problem is, you then have to do the work, which is the sticking point for many.
December 12, 2023 at 3:29 PM
This is like the night covfefe happened
November 30, 2023 at 4:16 AM
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Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
November 30, 2023 at 2:05 AM
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Mitch McConnell has an opportunity to do something EXTREMELY funny
November 30, 2023 at 2:26 AM
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May we all live our lives so that social media sites don’t rejoice like Ewoks at the end of Jedi upon news of our death.
November 30, 2023 at 2:31 AM
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Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
www.rollingstone.com
November 30, 2023 at 1:59 AM