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oh no, not again. social arsonist. herder of cats. nerd. here reluctantly.
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This is so good.
February 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.

He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.

It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb

They eat a carb that remind them of the good times

They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
December 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
my cats & i celebrated yesterday by tree decorating, snorting catnip, baking & soaking in our spa with wine.
...fine, the cats didn't get into spa (or the wine), but we absolutely shared the catnip 😼😎
December 25, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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was visited by 3 ghosts last night so I’m helping them unionize
December 25, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Overhearing my family talk about world politics is like overhearing kids talk about what they think sex is.
November 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
me: my banter is 🔥 i'm irresistible 💅🏼

also me, flirting: do you think becoming a cat where you're pampered and can sleep all day is worth the price of needing to lick your own ass multiple times a day?
December 18, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
if bad luck comes in threes, does good luck reset the clock in the middle of a bad cycle of three?

need to predict whether my intimate covid exposure will turn into having covid or miraculously avoiding it.

i swear this is completely scientific, people. (wrong answers encouraged)
December 16, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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December 15, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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Perfection.
December 15, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded
December 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Homeboy stopped the wrong lady

(H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
possession is a fraught concept.

if you're possessed, seek a priest or call the authorities.

if you're possessive, seek therapy.

if you *take* possession, however, congrats! 🥳 a bank now owns your crushing debt, but you have your own space!

i believe i only fall into (1) of the above categories
December 9, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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Forecasters on Thursday briefly issued tsunami warnings and urged evacuations across hundreds of miles of coastline in California and Oregon after a 7.0-magnitude earthquake happened off the coast of Northern California.
Tsunami warnings were briefly in effect for hundreds of miles along the California and Oregon coast.
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.
December 4, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
the superpower i need is the ability to suspend daily life sustaining functions for 48 hours without consequence. handy when going on trips, critical when moving.

does my head in that i can't pack all the things in advance because i need to shower and eat? such bs.
December 5, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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When I wrote this in July, some said I was being alarmist. Unfortunately, now I look prescient.

"Project 2025 is premised on contempt for constitutional norms and the rule of law. It seeks to reshape American government, law and society for a generation." www.democracydocket.com/opinion/how-...
How the Supreme Court Bolstered Project 2025
From Marc | The Supreme Court has recently become a witting or unwitting facilitator of Project 2025’s dystopian agenda for the future.
www.democracydocket.com
November 24, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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"What's the lesson here, guys?"
"We don’t know.”
"C’mon, think about it."
"Don't be assholes?"
"Don’t be assholes. Especially to…”
"To the guy with the thumbs?"
"To the guy with the thumbs."
November 23, 2024 at 7:41 PM