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Jenna Florida (They/She)
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Stand-up comedian, activist, #VTuber, writer. My YA graphic novel, "The Life & Times of Captain Greenbeard", coming soon! #FreePalestine
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this is my problem with modern pepsico is that mountain dew no longer contains estrogen
When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Copyright law needs a serious overhaul. Cuz why the fuck are obvious scam "games" and fake slot machine apps allowed to use popular intellectual properties for AI-generated ads, but Youtubers get read the Riot Act if they use 1 too many seconds of music & trigger the Algorithm?
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
Also #JusticeForMaya
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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You sir, should shut up.

Forever.
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Me: "I'm too squeamish for #horror movies!"
Also me: *spent the last week or so hyperfixating on the #Saw franchise, to the point of writing rough drafts for 2 potential sequels*
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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"Underage drinking" is a pretty transparent excuse for the likely real reason she was fired, which is "tabloids have been spreading rumours about her having affairs with other members of the crew for months that are clearly motivated by her being half-Filipina"
Wait, what's this about xenophobia? I only heard about the underage drinking stuff and hypocrisy due to men with way worse scandals getting slapped on the wrist at most
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Japan really said pedophilia is forgivable but your whole career is over for /checks notes

Underage drinking 😭😭
Never in my life I expected to see a production somehow WORSE then Kamen Rider Hibiki Second Half on real

THEY ARE LITERALLY RESHOOTING ALL OF THE REMANING EPS OF GOZYUGER ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Palestinians are so dehumanized and the West is so cucked by Israel that our modern day Mr. Rogers is being asked if she's funded by Hamas for saying she believes Palestinian kids deserve safety, food, shelter, and love.
Ms Rachel says The New York Times asked her if she’s funded by Hamas
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy

(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Tokusatsu would drive these people insane. "What do you MEAN there's a different Kamen Rider every year?'l
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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One thing they will always do is tell you how to beat them.

They are admitting the only way to stop this is incarceration
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Out of all the What-Ifs that Marvel has done over the years, this is the one that fascinates me the most.
I know some people have said PR wouldn't work if they had adapted any season other than Zyuranger, but the time frame of Sun Vulcan-Bioman would be shifting enough to maintain audience attention
holy shit, Stan Lee almost created Power Rangers 10 years early
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Subscribe to The Onion instead of whatever this shit is.

Membership.theonion.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

Can't go wrong with ol' reliable!
October 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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politicans should submit to a task force x style bomb implant that will go off if they refuse to answer yes or no to a direct, unloaded question
October 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Massive win and beginning of the end for generative ai
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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My dad sent me this
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Hust incase anyone is still wondering what this is all about.
This is so fucked up.
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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This is literally the most perfect response to such a statement.

NONE of those kids at Sandy Hook had to die!
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What's it like inside my head?
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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it's called fast food because you're allowed to eat it during ramadan
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I think the most common answer would be Sunk Cost Fallacy. People have spent over a decade building a brand on Twitter, so the idea of starting from scratch after all that work is terrifying
If Twitter or X or whatever was launched today, with the kind of audience it primarily has now, those type of posts/replies, and the stuff its AI Grok spews out as "fact", none of us would be anywhere near it, so I can't for the life of me understand why anyone vaguely decent is still posting there
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM