Pete Milan
@petemilan.com
Writer, audiobook narrator, VA. Pronounced Mylan. He/Him. Doing my best. BLM, trans rights are human rights, love is love, pay an artist, AI is pollution, and baby, you've got to be kind. petemilan.com
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Holy shit hell yes
Coming February 2026, Roger Langridge is back with an all-new Muppet comic book!
Coming Soon: Roger Langridge’s Muppet Noir - ToughPigs
Roger Langridge is back with a new crime-filled Muppet comic!
www.toughpigs.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Holy shit hell yes
"I just wanna get through one week, some rich douchebag doesn't kill someone then dare me to catch them."
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"I just wanna get through one week, some rich douchebag doesn't kill someone then dare me to catch them."
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Dropping this hot new infographic to cover yet another of my frequently asked questions
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dropping this hot new infographic to cover yet another of my frequently asked questions
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Veronica Mars(' lawyers) is going to fuck some people up (Probably sue some people).
Wait hang on this is crazy
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Veronica Mars(' lawyers) is going to fuck some people up (Probably sue some people).
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Obscure FB of the night: KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK, which played theatrically in some markets. Directed by Gordon Hessler (OBLONG BOX, GOLDEN VOYAGE OF SINBAD). W/ Kiss and Anthony Zerbe!
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November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Obscure FB of the night: KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK, which played theatrically in some markets. Directed by Gordon Hessler (OBLONG BOX, GOLDEN VOYAGE OF SINBAD). W/ Kiss and Anthony Zerbe!
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I bet fliers would be in a better mood if the Trump administration didn’t just rip away rules that make airlines compensate people for canceled and delayed flights.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I bet fliers would be in a better mood if the Trump administration didn’t just rip away rules that make airlines compensate people for canceled and delayed flights.
The fuckin' temerity of ANYONE in this administration demanding civility.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The fuckin' temerity of ANYONE in this administration demanding civility.
Today I remembered that for a while there, Walter Langkowski--Sasquatch of Alpha Flight--had to live in a female body, and basically rolled with it.
Sasquatch ("Wanda" Langkowski)
tgfa.org
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today I remembered that for a while there, Walter Langkowski--Sasquatch of Alpha Flight--had to live in a female body, and basically rolled with it.
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Periodic PSA, the only currently licensed Murderbot merch is at Worldbuilders Market, where it's sold as part of a charity fundraiser. You may want to sign up for their new product notices because they should have a new Murderbot thing coming up: worldbuildersmarket.com/collections/...
Martha Wells
Worldbuilders Market is the official online shop of Worldbuilders, a geek-centered nonprofit supporting humanitarian efforts worldwide. We carry a wide variety of officially licensed merchandise from ...
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November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Periodic PSA, the only currently licensed Murderbot merch is at Worldbuilders Market, where it's sold as part of a charity fundraiser. You may want to sign up for their new product notices because they should have a new Murderbot thing coming up: worldbuildersmarket.com/collections/...
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One day it won't be a perennial reminder. But that's not today.
If 'yeah but he's FAT' is anywhere in your commentary about the current President of the US, he will never see that. But every single fat friend you have will.
If 'yeah but he's FAT' is anywhere in your commentary about the current President of the US, he will never see that. But every single fat friend you have will.
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
One day it won't be a perennial reminder. But that's not today.
If 'yeah but he's FAT' is anywhere in your commentary about the current President of the US, he will never see that. But every single fat friend you have will.
If 'yeah but he's FAT' is anywhere in your commentary about the current President of the US, he will never see that. But every single fat friend you have will.
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i’ve got an essay in this! it’s about my lifelong love of Superman, how much the character means to me, and the quiet trans affirmation of James Gunn’s Superman film 🩷
Hey, kids!
Over on my Ko-Fi page, there's a few digital goodies you can buy, including the new #Superman zine that I put together with the help of @tillybridges.bsky.social, @thecoyotegospel.bsky.social & others.
Over on my Ko-Fi page, there's a few digital goodies you can buy, including the new #Superman zine that I put together with the help of @tillybridges.bsky.social, @thecoyotegospel.bsky.social & others.
Support Russ Burlingame
Support Russ Burlingame
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November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i’ve got an essay in this! it’s about my lifelong love of Superman, how much the character means to me, and the quiet trans affirmation of James Gunn’s Superman film 🩷
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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hey cis friends
when i say we need you to be an accomplice, not an ally
this is what i mean
when i say we need you to be an accomplice, not an ally
this is what i mean
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
hey cis friends
when i say we need you to be an accomplice, not an ally
this is what i mean
when i say we need you to be an accomplice, not an ally
this is what i mean
...I just want to get through a single day where I'm not enraged by some AI nonsense. One day.
The fact that Coca-cola made another AI Christmas advert is not a surprise.
The fact that they made a FUCKING AI MAKING OF video to try and convince people they DIDN'T use AI is next level.
youtu.be/d9HkwDQNofA
The fact that they made a FUCKING AI MAKING OF video to try and convince people they DIDN'T use AI is next level.
youtu.be/d9HkwDQNofA
Coca-Cola's AI Holiday Ad Keeps Getting Worse
YouTube video by Justin Bellman
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
...I just want to get through a single day where I'm not enraged by some AI nonsense. One day.
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The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
Something for your dinner playlist: "The Best Thanksgiving Ever (Live)" by The Dead Milkmen.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PYmN...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PYmN...
The Dead Milkmen - If I Had A Gun EP (Full Album) 1992
YouTube video by kickoutthejames
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November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Something for your dinner playlist: "The Best Thanksgiving Ever (Live)" by The Dead Milkmen.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PYmN...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PYmN...
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
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Get ready for a heaping helping of cinematic turkeys this Thanksgiving! 🦃 The #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon is back and for the first time features episodes from Seasons 11 & 12 via our Double Troubled Features Marathon starting 11/27 at 3 am ET / 12 am PT on the MST3K channel.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Get ready for a heaping helping of cinematic turkeys this Thanksgiving! 🦃 The #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon is back and for the first time features episodes from Seasons 11 & 12 via our Double Troubled Features Marathon starting 11/27 at 3 am ET / 12 am PT on the MST3K channel.
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The chief problem with being a filmmaker is that literally ANYONE can watch them. Even teen loving perverts who don't understand THE MOVIE'S MAJOR PIVOTAL PLOT POINT. The fact that it's wrong is literally the crux of Lester's emotional turning point. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you Richard?
MAN WHAT?
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The chief problem with being a filmmaker is that literally ANYONE can watch them. Even teen loving perverts who don't understand THE MOVIE'S MAJOR PIVOTAL PLOT POINT. The fact that it's wrong is literally the crux of Lester's emotional turning point. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you Richard?
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Audiobook SALE!!! BURN TO SHINE, the latest Joe Ledger novel (read by Ray Porter) is on sale until 12/5 from these booksellers!
Apple: books.apple.com/us/audiobook...
Libro.fm: libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
Barnes & Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/burn-to-sh...
Apple: books.apple.com/us/audiobook...
Libro.fm: libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
Barnes & Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/burn-to-sh...
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Audiobook SALE!!! BURN TO SHINE, the latest Joe Ledger novel (read by Ray Porter) is on sale until 12/5 from these booksellers!
Apple: books.apple.com/us/audiobook...
Libro.fm: libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
Barnes & Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/burn-to-sh...
Apple: books.apple.com/us/audiobook...
Libro.fm: libro.fm/audiobooks/9...
Barnes & Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/burn-to-sh...
It's amazing to me that Noem still has a job. I really thought no matter what, we all love our dogs.
Moskowitz: The puppy had a name. Say its name! Cricket! I would now like to do a spirited reading from the book by our Secretary of Homeland Security: I hated that dog…
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It's amazing to me that Noem still has a job. I really thought no matter what, we all love our dogs.
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"it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed"
This.
This right here.
I'm so, SO tired of having to scrutinize any piece of art that even remotely resembles genAI slop just to determine whether or not it's worth a second thought or any admiration.
This.
This right here.
I'm so, SO tired of having to scrutinize any piece of art that even remotely resembles genAI slop just to determine whether or not it's worth a second thought or any admiration.
Why am I so against generative AI in games?
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed"
This.
This right here.
I'm so, SO tired of having to scrutinize any piece of art that even remotely resembles genAI slop just to determine whether or not it's worth a second thought or any admiration.
This.
This right here.
I'm so, SO tired of having to scrutinize any piece of art that even remotely resembles genAI slop just to determine whether or not it's worth a second thought or any admiration.
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Trump again directs the FCC to rescind a broadcast license over a reporter’s question. Thin-skinned. Weak. Un-American. Authoritarian.
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trump again directs the FCC to rescind a broadcast license over a reporter’s question. Thin-skinned. Weak. Un-American. Authoritarian.
How am I just now hearing that Warren Zevon finally got into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?
David Letterman Offers a Full Sandwich of a Speech Inducting Warren Zevon Into Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
Read David Letterman's speech inducting Warren Zevon into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, and see the Killers perform 'Lawyer's Guns and Money.'
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November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How am I just now hearing that Warren Zevon finally got into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?
Calvin's Dad was a jerk from day one. "Sheesh, my kid and his imagination are such a pain."
Bill Watterson’s “Calvin and Hobbes” first appeared 40 years ago, on November 18, 1985. Here’s the first week of dailies:
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Calvin's Dad was a jerk from day one. "Sheesh, my kid and his imagination are such a pain."