Pete Milan
@petemilan.com
Writer, audiobook narrator, VA. Pronounced Mylan. He/Him. Doing my best. BLM, trans rights are human rights, love is love, pay an artist, AI is pollution, and baby, you've got to be kind. petemilan.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
SCENT OF A WOMAN is a Thanksgiving movie. He shows up to dinner unannounced, reads his nephew for filth, tries to choke him out, then goes out to get laid. Give thanks and praise.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
SCENT OF A WOMAN is a Thanksgiving movie. He shows up to dinner unannounced, reads his nephew for filth, tries to choke him out, then goes out to get laid. Give thanks and praise.
🎶LOOK IN MY EYES... WHAT DO YA SEE?
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!🎶
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!🎶
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
🎶LOOK IN MY EYES... WHAT DO YA SEE?
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!🎶
THE CULT OF PERSONALITY!🎶
If only he'd used his powers for good, he could have been HUMMIE MANN.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If only he'd used his powers for good, he could have been HUMMIE MANN.
As you can see, I am making some great decisions lately. #LastFourWatched
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
As you can see, I am making some great decisions lately. #LastFourWatched
I hope they're telling their friends where they're going; I'm a cis white dude and I wouldn't want to be stuck in a room with these mutants without an escape hatch.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I hope they're telling their friends where they're going; I'm a cis white dude and I wouldn't want to be stuck in a room with these mutants without an escape hatch.
Age yourself with gaming.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
Mark Buckingham and Wade von Grawbadger paid tribute to this cover in THE TITANS number thirteen.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Mark Buckingham and Wade von Grawbadger paid tribute to this cover in THE TITANS number thirteen.
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If you see this, reskeet with a Sentai team that is not Power Rangers or Super Sentai
The Cape Cod Library System; finding a need and filling it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Cape Cod Library System; finding a need and filling it.
For crying out loud, Disney, what's the point of having all the money in the world if you spend all your time cringing from a MAGA backlash that never comes? You lost BILLIONS over the Kimmel thing. Grow a backbone.
October 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
For crying out loud, Disney, what's the point of having all the money in the world if you spend all your time cringing from a MAGA backlash that never comes? You lost BILLIONS over the Kimmel thing. Grow a backbone.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
The Ultimate In Unrelenting Animagic.
October 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Ultimate In Unrelenting Animagic.
I had my last radiation treatment (knock wood) today.
October 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I had my last radiation treatment (knock wood) today.
$25.00 and Javert here is ON IT.
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
$25.00 and Javert here is ON IT.
Before that it was the title of one of Robert B. Parker's Spenser novels.
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Before that it was the title of one of Robert B. Parker's Spenser novels.
Two of the most prominent "smell-like-a-man" toiletry companies, Dr. Squatch and Every Man Jack, have sold out to Big TERF. I'm begging Duke Cannon to resist.
October 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Two of the most prominent "smell-like-a-man" toiletry companies, Dr. Squatch and Every Man Jack, have sold out to Big TERF. I'm begging Duke Cannon to resist.
In its way, RESIDENT EVIL is as strange a franchise as THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS. In AFTERLIFE, dozens of Milla Jovovich clones attack the Umbrella Corporation's underground city beneath Tokyo and it's only Act I. Also watched the Pyun cut of CAPTAIN AMERICA; a slightly eerie, Lynchian film.
October 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
In its way, RESIDENT EVIL is as strange a franchise as THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS. In AFTERLIFE, dozens of Milla Jovovich clones attack the Umbrella Corporation's underground city beneath Tokyo and it's only Act I. Also watched the Pyun cut of CAPTAIN AMERICA; a slightly eerie, Lynchian film.
I got a new T-Shirt. This is my mission statement going forward with my brain.
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I got a new T-Shirt. This is my mission statement going forward with my brain.
J. Jonah Jameson knows how to treat a Nazi.
October 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
J. Jonah Jameson knows how to treat a Nazi.