Beast of Bourbon 🥃
@jenleepa.bsky.social
Hot philosopher diplomat
It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move, you're dead
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and a smile
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move, you're dead
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and a smile
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move, you're dead
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and a smile
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move, you're dead
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and a smile
lmao she is literally angela chase 30 years later
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lmao she is literally angela chase 30 years later
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
'Til you're bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
'Til you're bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
'Til you're bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
'Til you're bleeding
Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Unlike you, I get my news from a RELIABLE source
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a RELIABLE source
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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ME: wouldn’t it be nice to wake up to the gentle songs of small birds and ease into the day with a little poetry
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
ME: wouldn’t it be nice to wake up to the gentle songs of small birds and ease into the day with a little poetry
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
A HATEFUL UNIVERSE: poetry you say
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*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
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It's a whole polycule of white mediocrity
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It's a whole polycule of white mediocrity
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
Here is something nuts: when the moon is at its apogee (farthest from the earth) you could fit all the planets—even Pluto!—in the space between.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Here is something nuts: when the moon is at its apogee (farthest from the earth) you could fit all the planets—even Pluto!—in the space between.
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Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
IT’S DEEP FRIED TURKEY FIREBALL SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS
🦃 💥🔥🔥🔥
🦃 💥🔥🔥🔥
Notice how adding water is bad.
Follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer. Use your turkey fryer away from your home. Have a working fire extinguisher.
Follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer. Use your turkey fryer away from your home. Have a working fire extinguisher.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
IT’S DEEP FRIED TURKEY FIREBALL SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS
🦃 💥🔥🔥🔥
🦃 💥🔥🔥🔥
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit
Technically, the plural of octopus is octopode, not octopi, because the word comes from Greek, not Latin.
(But also I am never That Guy correcting people, because octopodes / octopuses / octopi are really fucking cool)
(But also I am never That Guy correcting people, because octopodes / octopuses / octopi are really fucking cool)
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Technically, the plural of octopus is octopode, not octopi, because the word comes from Greek, not Latin.
(But also I am never That Guy correcting people, because octopodes / octopuses / octopi are really fucking cool)
(But also I am never That Guy correcting people, because octopodes / octopuses / octopi are really fucking cool)
One of the most powerful men in the world, with every amenity at his disposal, and it’s like he’s never even heard of the word “tailor”.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
One of the most powerful men in the world, with every amenity at his disposal, and it’s like he’s never even heard of the word “tailor”.
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I have always imagined this #1920s Callot Soeurs gown as some beautiful ornament or a piece of stained glass, the jewelled colours framed in gold feel like a precious stone rather than a woven garment @drexeluniversity.bsky.social #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I have always imagined this #1920s Callot Soeurs gown as some beautiful ornament or a piece of stained glass, the jewelled colours framed in gold feel like a precious stone rather than a woven garment @drexeluniversity.bsky.social #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
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It is our duty to outlive them so we can piss on their graves.
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It is our duty to outlive them so we can piss on their graves.
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
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how to stop being angry all the time
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
how to stop being angry all the time
This thread is spectacular. Bsky’s threading mechanism sucks ass, so a couple times you’ll have to do the “show more replies” thing and scroll to where it continues, but it is absolutely worth it.
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This thread is spectacular. Bsky’s threading mechanism sucks ass, so a couple times you’ll have to do the “show more replies” thing and scroll to where it continues, but it is absolutely worth it.
Beautiful pictures, and A+++ alt text
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent trees I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Beautiful pictures, and A+++ alt text
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Another day in the electron mines
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Another day in the electron mines
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
These awards are so hilariously down-market. They have an ad package in front of each category, but they don’t run the video directly through the feed: the camera person just zooms on the giant screen at the back of the stage. The quality is absolute garbage. 😂
#Michelin
#Michelin
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
These awards are so hilariously down-market. They have an ad package in front of each category, but they don’t run the video directly through the feed: the camera person just zooms on the giant screen at the back of the stage. The quality is absolute garbage. 😂
#Michelin
#Michelin