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Jenn
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Scientist.
Sometimes I’m funny.
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
omg. Top tier comment.
April 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Bone chilling.

A court ordered Kilmar Abrego Garcia to stay in the United States.

The Supreme Court ruled 9-0 that he was illegally removed. Trump is pretending he won the ruling 9-0.

1/ You may not think this case means anything to you. But let me tell you why it does.
April 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I know I’m in my 30s because I had a dream last night I was at a party but left the party to go inside and find sunscreen because I was afraid I’d get sunburnt.
February 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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(h/t: @the.language.nerds)
February 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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just stumbled on a real jaw-dropper of a line in an essay -- “The corollary of being interested in a great range of things is to have sympathy with a great range of outlooks” -- and that, my friends, is why reading is so important.
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Motto for the foreseeable future
LIVE 👏 TO 👏 SEE 👏 THEM 👏 DIE
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I don’t have an opinion on TikTok because I’m on Bluesky and that means I’m over 30 years old and most of my opinions are about Tylenol and what’s on Hulu
January 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I see no lie.
before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.

after all, there will be sewers.
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
For real tho
I wish Americans cared as much about the loss of democracy as the loss of TikTok.
January 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The “find out” portion 😬
What a shame
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jan 16
Some low-income communities that voted for Donald Trump are worried about GOP efforts to cut education funding.
January 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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What a shame
January 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
New favorite thread 🤣
January 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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It's gonna be 2020 for the rest of our lives.
It's impressive how little time it took for 2025 to be really, really awful. Not even the faintest glimmer of "maybe it won't be so bad."
January 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Black Mirror is starting to look a bit over optimistic
January 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Good morning and Happy Wednesday to everyone who agrees that trump's bizarre fixation on taking Greenland, the Panama Canal, and Canada by force is all a distraction because he can't deliver his promise to lower prices.

Donald is a deluded, demented, dumbass dipshit.
January 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Playing with Google NotebookLM (takes uploaded text and makes it an AI generated “podcast”)

Has anyone noticed the male voice gets to be the one explaining all the information and the female voice has a “oh wow teach me more” role?

Even AI podcasts mansplain ☠️
January 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Instead of manifest destiny, maybe try manifesting decent healthcare.
December 29, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Thou shalt not support a guy who tells people to ‘go to hell’ on Christmas and still maintain that same guy is a ‘strong Christian.’
December 27, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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legacy news: Why would someone do this brazen shooting

shooter’s statement: I did it because America’s healthcare industry is inhumane

legacy news: Perhaps it was video games?

shooter’s statement: I am literally citing sources about corporate greed

legacy news: I guess we’ll just never know
December 11, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Got a bit distracted with thanksgiving - but we’re back

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 💙📚

#BookSky
#20BookCallenge

Day 10
December 10, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Pregaming thanksgiving with a nice bottle of Cab and McDonald’s fries.
Just as God intended.
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM