Jefferson
@jeffunlocked.bsky.social
He/Him. Profile is a work in progress and will probably never change.
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.
I wish I could get the shingles vaccine but currently I'm too young. Had shingles on the left side of my head that got into my eye. Easily the worst pain I've ever dealt with. Thankfully I didn't lose my sight,and in an extremely unlikely occurrence the scarring on my cornea has improved my vision.
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I wish I could get the shingles vaccine but currently I'm too young. Had shingles on the left side of my head that got into my eye. Easily the worst pain I've ever dealt with. Thankfully I didn't lose my sight,and in an extremely unlikely occurrence the scarring on my cornea has improved my vision.
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Your poop a day later.
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Your poop a day later.
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I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
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US President yesterday: "I don't want to hear about affordability."
I learned long ago - document, document, document. 💁♀️
11.09.2024 v 11.07.2025
(Federal family though, so no Thanksgiving dinner for us this year because Trump is in the Epstein Files & 2025 is all fun.😠)
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
I learned long ago - document, document, document. 💁♀️
11.09.2024 v 11.07.2025
(Federal family though, so no Thanksgiving dinner for us this year because Trump is in the Epstein Files & 2025 is all fun.😠)
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
US President yesterday: "I don't want to hear about affordability."
I learned long ago - document, document, document. 💁♀️
11.09.2024 v 11.07.2025
(Federal family though, so no Thanksgiving dinner for us this year because Trump is in the Epstein Files & 2025 is all fun.😠)
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
I learned long ago - document, document, document. 💁♀️
11.09.2024 v 11.07.2025
(Federal family though, so no Thanksgiving dinner for us this year because Trump is in the Epstein Files & 2025 is all fun.😠)
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
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Game 7 of the 2016 World Series broke the space-time continuum.
Maybe this game 7 is resetting it.
Maybe this game 7 is resetting it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Game 7 of the 2016 World Series broke the space-time continuum.
Maybe this game 7 is resetting it.
Maybe this game 7 is resetting it.
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re: Glasnow
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
re: Glasnow
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With SNAP benefits going to shit because of rich assholes and corruption running rampant through politics I'd like to point your attention to a Clinton.
No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
With SNAP benefits going to shit because of rich assholes and corruption running rampant through politics I'd like to point your attention to a Clinton.
No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.
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SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live.
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps:
* Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled
* Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
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The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
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when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign
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Runs allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series:
Snell - 1
Yamamoto - 3
Glasnow - 3
Ohtani - 2
Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series.
Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.
Snell - 1
Yamamoto - 3
Glasnow - 3
Ohtani - 2
Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series.
Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.
October 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Runs allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series:
Snell - 1
Yamamoto - 3
Glasnow - 3
Ohtani - 2
Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series.
Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.
Snell - 1
Yamamoto - 3
Glasnow - 3
Ohtani - 2
Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series.
Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.
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the existence of ohtani instantly adds credibility to every sports-related tall tale ever told, that guy your grandpa knew in high school might’ve really ran for 3,000 yards in an nfl season if not for that knee injury, because ohtani exists
He did this while also posting 1 hit, 10ks, zero runs over six innings on the mound. Incredible game.
Shohei Ohtani this is just stupid...
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
the existence of ohtani instantly adds credibility to every sports-related tall tale ever told, that guy your grandpa knew in high school might’ve really ran for 3,000 yards in an nfl season if not for that knee injury, because ohtani exists
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The 2025 Dodgers are starting to feel a lot like the 1999-ish Yankees. You're like "these guys are beatable" and then they just slice through the other playoff teams and everyone in baseball despises them
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The 2025 Dodgers are starting to feel a lot like the 1999-ish Yankees. You're like "these guys are beatable" and then they just slice through the other playoff teams and everyone in baseball despises them
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