Jeff Cenna
@jeffcenna.bsky.social
Beagle dad. CHI PHI CLE sports. Most likely not related to John Cena. Creative Director, agency & in-house.
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This nerd sucks
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This nerd sucks
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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"I started bringing books with me onto the train, inside the bodega, to the park, just pretty much anywhere people could see me and wonder, 'How can someone so conventionally attractive also have intellectual pursuits?'"
I Started Reading Performatively, and Turns Out Books Are Pretty Good
It all started when Instagram introduced the twenty-slide photo dumps. Trying to post the correct ratio of photos to memes to appear both off-the-g...
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October 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"I started bringing books with me onto the train, inside the bodega, to the park, just pretty much anywhere people could see me and wonder, 'How can someone so conventionally attractive also have intellectual pursuits?'"
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Rest in Peace Jack DeJohnette. Listen to Bitches Brew today (and anything he did with ECM, Keith Jarrett, etc.)
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rest in Peace Jack DeJohnette. Listen to Bitches Brew today (and anything he did with ECM, Keith Jarrett, etc.)
Well-stated. No notes
Being a Browns fan is painful.
October 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Well-stated. No notes
This is my half sleeve tattoo haha
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This is my half sleeve tattoo haha
Crazy short-term vision
Workers under 25 in advertising have declined to their lowest levels since 2020. Young employees (aged 20-24) now represent just 6.5% of the advertising, PR, and related services workforce, down from 10.5% in 2019. bit.ly/46zkl7N
Infographic: The Ad Industry's Talent Pipeline Is Drying Up
Agencies are not making room for younger workers.
bit.ly
September 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Crazy short-term vision
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When friends ask me to dinner after 9pm
September 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When friends ask me to dinner after 9pm
One of the most expensive rosters ever assembled *that we know of*, only because player pay is above board now.
(Yes it probably is. But factoring for inflation, you might wonder about the price of some SEC squads over the last 20 years...)
(Yes it probably is. But factoring for inflation, you might wonder about the price of some SEC squads over the last 20 years...)
August 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
One of the most expensive rosters ever assembled *that we know of*, only because player pay is above board now.
(Yes it probably is. But factoring for inflation, you might wonder about the price of some SEC squads over the last 20 years...)
(Yes it probably is. But factoring for inflation, you might wonder about the price of some SEC squads over the last 20 years...)
The AppleTV MLB Big Inning quad-screen is like NFL Redzone for baseball. Not sure if they've done this all season, but man it makes the games feel exciting.
August 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The AppleTV MLB Big Inning quad-screen is like NFL Redzone for baseball. Not sure if they've done this all season, but man it makes the games feel exciting.
My god how have they survived
Pam Bondi is now saying that the DC sandwich thrower worked for the DOJ and has since been fired, adding that this is an "example of the Deep State we have been up against."
August 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My god how have they survived
If you don't like this spot, you've probably never been outdoors
youtu.be/gYKThyv0mW0?...
youtu.be/gYKThyv0mW0?...
Columbia. Engineered For Whatever.
YouTube video by Columbia Sportswear
youtu.be
August 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you don't like this spot, you've probably never been outdoors
youtu.be/gYKThyv0mW0?...
youtu.be/gYKThyv0mW0?...
Well, maybe ChatGPT5 will *finally* allow me to make all those pictures of "Dead Celebrities Reuniting In Heaven"
August 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Well, maybe ChatGPT5 will *finally* allow me to make all those pictures of "Dead Celebrities Reuniting In Heaven"
My pelvic floor has a high ceiling
August 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My pelvic floor has a high ceiling
fine take this Like, stupid Zac Brown Band
July 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
fine take this Like, stupid Zac Brown Band
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
🌶️🌶️🌶️🧀
They have Carolina reaper cheese at H-E-B apparently
July 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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This ZR1 is a BEAST www.theverge.com/cars/676708/...
Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 first drive: hype meets hyperspeed
Protect your neck.
www.theverge.com
July 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This ZR1 is a BEAST www.theverge.com/cars/676708/...
I may have to shelve Gran Turismo and Days Gone for this
Death Stranding 2 downloading now. See you on the other side ...
a man is holding a baby in his arms and the baby is wearing a jacket with the number 13 on the front
ALT: a man is holding a baby in his arms and the baby is wearing a jacket with the number 13 on the front
media.tenor.com
July 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I may have to shelve Gran Turismo and Days Gone for this
LinkedIn voice: here's what the Pacers last second comebacks have taught me about SaaS enterprise solution management
May 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
LinkedIn voice: here's what the Pacers last second comebacks have taught me about SaaS enterprise solution management
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Final Logo_final_v3_final(2).psd
May 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Final Logo_final_v3_final(2).psd
Chicago is 1-0 in Conclaves this season
May 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Chicago is 1-0 in Conclaves this season
May 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM