JD
@jdhobbes.bsky.social
Queer, Jewish, and geeky. Registered nurse for gender-affirming care and reproductive health. I have three dogs and I read a lot. she/her
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Banner and avatar are both photos of my dogs.
Use alt text on every image, every time.
Banner and avatar are both photos of my dogs.
We have a patient at my clinic who does 3D printing for fun, and makes all kinds of random stuff for us as gifts.
So yesterday he was telling me how he found a new filament that's soft and flexible and skin-safe...you see where this is going.
"I'm making sex toys!"
So yesterday he was telling me how he found a new filament that's soft and flexible and skin-safe...you see where this is going.
"I'm making sex toys!"
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We have a patient at my clinic who does 3D printing for fun, and makes all kinds of random stuff for us as gifts.
So yesterday he was telling me how he found a new filament that's soft and flexible and skin-safe...you see where this is going.
"I'm making sex toys!"
So yesterday he was telling me how he found a new filament that's soft and flexible and skin-safe...you see where this is going.
"I'm making sex toys!"
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I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SIGN
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
What's your favorite wall calendar art? I still need one for my kitchen and I haven't seen anything that inspires me yet this year.
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What's your favorite wall calendar art? I still need one for my kitchen and I haven't seen anything that inspires me yet this year.
Brings all new meaning to ACAB.
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Brings all new meaning to ACAB.
And then some days you sneeze right after applying mascara.
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
And then some days you sneeze right after applying mascara.
Northern lights from my front porch last night, first time I've been able to see them. I feel like these shots are delightfully creepy somehow.
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Northern lights from my front porch last night, first time I've been able to see them. I feel like these shots are delightfully creepy somehow.
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You know we're in bad shape when people turn Joyce Carol Oates into a hero
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
You know we're in bad shape when people turn Joyce Carol Oates into a hero
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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King: elon why are you here? shouldn't you be back at tesla?
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
King: elon why are you here? shouldn't you be back at tesla?
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
King: you know, running things?
King: earning that trillion dollar bonus?
Musk: eyyy i can't go back to tesla
Musk: itsa bad scene
King: why? what's wrong?
Mus: i thinka joyce carol oates is inna da vents
My almost-80-year-old mother is freaking out because they just had a town hall in their retirement community where they were informed they're not allowed to have candles 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My almost-80-year-old mother is freaking out because they just had a town hall in their retirement community where they were informed they're not allowed to have candles 🤣
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Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
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No one. No one is on our side. Not Rs, not Ds.
The politics game in Washington is so fucking disconnected from reality they don’t even know what their job is supposed to be.
The politics game in Washington is so fucking disconnected from reality they don’t even know what their job is supposed to be.
Shaheen: "I think we can get a bipartisan bill out of the Senate that will address this [healthcare] issue. And if not, we know that the voters are going to know who's on their side and who's going to hold them accountable."
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
No one. No one is on our side. Not Rs, not Ds.
The politics game in Washington is so fucking disconnected from reality they don’t even know what their job is supposed to be.
The politics game in Washington is so fucking disconnected from reality they don’t even know what their job is supposed to be.
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here, take this
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
here, take this
This is something I've always believed. I've never been a purist when it comes to adaptations, because what's the point of adapting something if it's exactly like what came before?
Be true to the themes, the vibe, to something - but show me something new.
Be true to the themes, the vibe, to something - but show me something new.
Book accuracy matters a lot less to me than “is the current adaptation doing what it is trying to do well”
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is something I've always believed. I've never been a purist when it comes to adaptations, because what's the point of adapting something if it's exactly like what came before?
Be true to the themes, the vibe, to something - but show me something new.
Be true to the themes, the vibe, to something - but show me something new.
You know that feeling when you finally start reading a book that you've been looking forward to for a long time and from the very start it's everything you'd been hoping for and you just feel all tingly excited?
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookSky 💙📚
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You know that feeling when you finally start reading a book that you've been looking forward to for a long time and from the very start it's everything you'd been hoping for and you just feel all tingly excited?
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookSky 💙📚
A perfect snuggly friend for a relaxing day of reading
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A perfect snuggly friend for a relaxing day of reading
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
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*glares at everything* Stop that.
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
*glares at everything* Stop that.
Okay fine, I'm turning the heat on.
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Okay fine, I'm turning the heat on.
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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It's phenomenal and I will hear no slander
I love Bram Stoker's Dracula. I've seen people accuse it of being "style over substance," but the whole film is about love cascading over the ages like a river of blood. Why not be emotionally charged to the brim? Why not be luscious in form? Its the treatment this particular film deserves.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It's phenomenal and I will hear no slander