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jackie
@jcqlynmg.bsky.social
Jaded but hopeful
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“what if, after years of trial,
a love should come
and lay a hand upon you
and say, this late,
your life is not a crime”
-J.F.
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The act of “signing” for anything is purely performative at this point. Like I have no idea what I just scribbled on that pad, I don’t even know what you’re comparing it to anymore and I probably can’t even convincingly even forge my own signature but sure let’s keep on doing this forever I guess
July 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I think there should be a universally recognized “no guilt trip” amnesty for cancelling plans you agreed to more than six months ago. Like, I have lived several lives since January and I’ve grown old and weary and I mean yes, congrats on the wedding and stuff but
listen…
May 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.
April 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Good morning #BlueSky 😁💙

Me at the gym. 😂
April 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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The act of sending loved ones little videos and memes and things throughout the day is called “pebbling” because penguins often leave little rocks in the nests of those they care about as a sign of affection. Today is world penguin day, so if someone sends you this post, know you’ve been pebbled ;)
April 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Casual Fridays just aren’t doing it anymore, we need ‘airport rules’ Fridays where you can wear sweatpants and day drinking is allowed and you can nap wherever you want and you have to go to at least one bookstore
April 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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April 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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did you take your meds
did you eat something
did you construct a totem to ward off the ancient evil
April 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Wishing I was doing something I want to do while doing the right thing.
March 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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human beings can't be "illegal", hope that helps 💜
March 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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What I lack in motivation I make up for in finding places to sit down.
March 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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i'm beauty and i'm grace
i put coffee in my face
March 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Now would be a great time for a mysterious elderly relative I've never met before to die and leave me a haunted castle by a lake in the deep woods
March 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I still get asked why I don't like to go out and it's like look, if you can find another place that has my pets, my favorite snacks, my person, my couch, my TV, my books, my own personal bathroom, and where I have complete control over the guest list, then I will totally meet you there
March 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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if i was ever given riddles to get past a bridge i would just turn around and go home to bed
March 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Embracing nihilistic optimism. Maybe things will not matter in a better way tomorrow
March 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Any time it rains you should be able to leave work early to go to the bookstore
March 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Trying to train my immune system to attack my enemies instead.
March 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I’m sorry I am sure you have an excellent point but they took away the hour I had allocated to care about it
March 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM