Found A Guy Kazama
@jcoley3.bsky.social
Nobody can hire my feelings
The unacknowledged tragedy of this event is that it was the Original Sin for the kind of far-reaching conspiracies that obsess QAnon types, and many of the JFK True Believer types can't see how much they have in common with people they believe are kooks
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The unacknowledged tragedy of this event is that it was the Original Sin for the kind of far-reaching conspiracies that obsess QAnon types, and many of the JFK True Believer types can't see how much they have in common with people they believe are kooks
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@democrats.org should just start tweeting clips from the Trump hornet/foxbat shitting video in response to events as they come
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
@democrats.org should just start tweeting clips from the Trump hornet/foxbat shitting video in response to events as they come
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unless the first sentence of this article is “i’m a giant idiot mark,” i’m not interested
June 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
unless the first sentence of this article is “i’m a giant idiot mark,” i’m not interested
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i hope that, knowing what he know now, he feels like a fucking fool.
September 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i hope that, knowing what he know now, he feels like a fucking fool.
There's no one from whom you should run faster or further away from than someone who brags about their empathy, they are convinced that this not only makes them magically right about everything but that they can speak for everyone else because they also magically know deep down how everyone feels
a lot of people are criticizing this person right now but it would be a shame to miss this absolutely perfect post
August 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
There's no one from whom you should run faster or further away from than someone who brags about their empathy, they are convinced that this not only makes them magically right about everything but that they can speak for everyone else because they also magically know deep down how everyone feels
The funny thing about the two kinds of OL RW creeps - team "Sydney Sweeney is the prefect Ayran Princess"/ calipers and team "Sydney Sweeney is a mid 6.5 a year away from the wall" is that neither of them can believe that women hate them
Online right wingers can't tell if someone is hot without breaking out a large set of calipers and a calculator
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The funny thing about the two kinds of OL RW creeps - team "Sydney Sweeney is the prefect Ayran Princess"/ calipers and team "Sydney Sweeney is a mid 6.5 a year away from the wall" is that neither of them can believe that women hate them
She's just colonizing conservativism
we may have to just pack it in on the word “gentrification”
July 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
She's just colonizing conservativism
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Texas can't adequately warn people about deadly floods, but it can immediately let me know that a cop got hurt 250 miles away from me.
July 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Texas can't adequately warn people about deadly floods, but it can immediately let me know that a cop got hurt 250 miles away from me.
Joseph Stalin's daughter rocked me to sleep
July 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Joseph Stalin's daughter rocked me to sleep
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two spaces after a period is for psychopaths and assholes
If you write as part of an organization or your writing passes through any institution, those two spaces are gonna drive people fucking insane. Otherwise, whatever.
can't i just say i prefer two spaces on aesthetic grounds? its arbitrary and doesn't impede readability, and it's my text, I can write what I want
July 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
two spaces after a period is for psychopaths and assholes
If you were wondering if we would ever be get another "bitcoin is like if sudokus got you heroin" tweet, the answer is closer to the affirmative than ever
the reason board game enthusiasts and polyamorists overlap so much is that once you've decided that every social interaction should require reading a twenty-page rulebook you may as well pick up more hobbies with the same theme
July 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If you were wondering if we would ever be get another "bitcoin is like if sudokus got you heroin" tweet, the answer is closer to the affirmative than ever
A thread of people who haven't read Ayn Rand and didn't side with Mr. House in FNV and it...
A lot of you haven’t read Hobbes and don’t side with Caesar in FNV and it really shows.
June 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A thread of people who haven't read Ayn Rand and didn't side with Mr. House in FNV and it...
"Pulled groin"
The ABC crew keeps saying “the best two words in sports, Game 7” but nobody is going on the record about the worst two words in sports
June 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"Pulled groin"
A lot of this reflects the oceanic wide gap between what many people online want to believe, which is a fantasy that they will somehow become the viral Tiananmen Square Tank Guy resistance hero of the protest, and how politics actually works, which is mostly via anonymous, boring grindwork.
the dichotomy between the actual vibe at protests today and the paranoid advice being given by people online is really something
June 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A lot of this reflects the oceanic wide gap between what many people online want to believe, which is a fantasy that they will somehow become the viral Tiananmen Square Tank Guy resistance hero of the protest, and how politics actually works, which is mostly via anonymous, boring grindwork.
I genuinely want to acknowledge how much great work he's done on behalf addicts for many years, but the best thing he could have done for them this weekend was to log off on Friday
June 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I genuinely want to acknowledge how much great work he's done on behalf addicts for many years, but the best thing he could have done for them this weekend was to log off on Friday
While it's true that it is easier to destroy than build, the way the left has gone about this policy means it has been much easier to destroy their political chances instead of build a winning coalition
If it’s easier to destroy than build why can’t we destroy police. I think ‘it’s easier to destroy than build’ is a platitude that sounds logical but doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. It’s easy to do whatever you have the political will to do. You just decide to do it and pay people to do it.
May 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
While it's true that it is easier to destroy than build, the way the left has gone about this policy means it has been much easier to destroy their political chances instead of build a winning coalition
Primary season is coming
May 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Primary season is coming
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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
I like both people's work and have for a while, what's funny is seeing the people defending them who would absolutely 100% have been critical of Clinton running for Senate in NYC and who would have claimed Pelosi was insulting her constituents because she ate fancy ice cream.
People on here have discovered what I pay for rent through the newspaper and are trying to determine if it is problematic. It is definitely problematic. Please tell my landlord my rent is problematic.
May 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I like both people's work and have for a while, what's funny is seeing the people defending them who would absolutely 100% have been critical of Clinton running for Senate in NYC and who would have claimed Pelosi was insulting her constituents because she ate fancy ice cream.
Fuck this guy
California built the film industry — and we’re ready to bring even more jobs home.
We’ve proven what strong state incentives can do. Now it’s time for a real federal partnership to Make America Film Again.
POTUS, let’s get it done.
We’ve proven what strong state incentives can do. Now it’s time for a real federal partnership to Make America Film Again.
POTUS, let’s get it done.
May 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Fuck this guy
I was friends with a winemaker from Champagne who ordered a Porterhouse steak "for two" for himself one night and after he told the server he didn't care that it was too big he explained to me that he ate steak only on his American trips because French beef was so terrible and ours was so good
“american food is uniformly lower quality than food in europe” is something said by someone who a) hasn’t eaten crappy food in Europe and b) seems unaware that the US sends billions in agricultural exports to europe!
April 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I was friends with a winemaker from Champagne who ordered a Porterhouse steak "for two" for himself one night and after he told the server he didn't care that it was too big he explained to me that he ate steak only on his American trips because French beef was so terrible and ours was so good
Ricky Fitts voice: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in."
Michael Bay And Sydney Sweeney Team On Adaptation Of Popular Video Game ‘OutRun’ At Universal.
Michael Bay attached to direct.
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Michael Bay attached to direct.
deadline.com/2025/04/sydn...
April 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Ricky Fitts voice: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in."
"Hey guys, I know, let's respond to this economic crisis by putting out a video that sounds like a Macro Economics 101 TA boring the hell out of his section, that will inspire voters." - Someone Who Should be Fired
For today's Democratic Daily Download: meet @deluzio.house.gov.
He explains how Trump's trade policy has been a chaotic mess.
We're offering hardworking Americans real policies to strengthen their families and communities—not fake populism to distract from tax giveaways to huge corporations.
He explains how Trump's trade policy has been a chaotic mess.
We're offering hardworking Americans real policies to strengthen their families and communities—not fake populism to distract from tax giveaways to huge corporations.
April 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"Hey guys, I know, let's respond to this economic crisis by putting out a video that sounds like a Macro Economics 101 TA boring the hell out of his section, that will inspire voters." - Someone Who Should be Fired