JW
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Every time I open a new sponge: why didn't I do this sooner?
Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Every time I open a new sponge: why didn't I do this sooner?
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i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
June 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.
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My theory about bbq places:
The better the bread, the worse everything else is.
If you go to a bbq joint and the bread is fancy, brisket will suck, sauce will be too ketchup, sides will be stale.
If they throw a shitty slice of Wonder Bread at you from the counter, you are in for miracle meat.
The better the bread, the worse everything else is.
If you go to a bbq joint and the bread is fancy, brisket will suck, sauce will be too ketchup, sides will be stale.
If they throw a shitty slice of Wonder Bread at you from the counter, you are in for miracle meat.
June 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My theory about bbq places:
The better the bread, the worse everything else is.
If you go to a bbq joint and the bread is fancy, brisket will suck, sauce will be too ketchup, sides will be stale.
If they throw a shitty slice of Wonder Bread at you from the counter, you are in for miracle meat.
The better the bread, the worse everything else is.
If you go to a bbq joint and the bread is fancy, brisket will suck, sauce will be too ketchup, sides will be stale.
If they throw a shitty slice of Wonder Bread at you from the counter, you are in for miracle meat.
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Havoc wasn’t the best movie but it did have tom hardy brawling with swords in a nightclub while the music is like untz untz and honestly that’s enough for me
May 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Havoc wasn’t the best movie but it did have tom hardy brawling with swords in a nightclub while the music is like untz untz and honestly that’s enough for me
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if your sick wife is like three hours from death, busting her free to smoke meth and get railed to slayer one last time is fuckin awesome and sweet and you can't convince me otherwise
April 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
if your sick wife is like three hours from death, busting her free to smoke meth and get railed to slayer one last time is fuckin awesome and sweet and you can't convince me otherwise
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Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food
April 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food
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The dollar crashing is great news for all of us Brits who've found the US unaffordable since Brexit, except when we try to visit we're going to be turned away at the border because we liked a tweet saying slavery was bad
April 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The dollar crashing is great news for all of us Brits who've found the US unaffordable since Brexit, except when we try to visit we're going to be turned away at the border because we liked a tweet saying slavery was bad
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I kind of want to go
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I kind of want to go
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
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Wow if this turns out to be an advanced inside tip from someone, it's going to really set back the years of progress the crypto community have made in carefully establishing a reputation for trust and trans-
Nah, I'm just kidding, this just tracks. See you at the next pump and dump everyone!
Nah, I'm just kidding, this just tracks. See you at the next pump and dump everyone!
March 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Wow if this turns out to be an advanced inside tip from someone, it's going to really set back the years of progress the crypto community have made in carefully establishing a reputation for trust and trans-
Nah, I'm just kidding, this just tracks. See you at the next pump and dump everyone!
Nah, I'm just kidding, this just tracks. See you at the next pump and dump everyone!
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I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
March 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv
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Tomorrow in the NYT: I voted for Donald Trump because I hate the people he hates and wanted to see them suffer. Now that I am suffering, why can’t you find it in your heart to be sympathetic? RUDE
February 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Tomorrow in the NYT: I voted for Donald Trump because I hate the people he hates and wanted to see them suffer. Now that I am suffering, why can’t you find it in your heart to be sympathetic? RUDE
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.
January 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I love that a white guy was flying the plane, a white guy was flying the helicopter, and a white guy gutted the FAA last week but somehow the blame is too much diversity.
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A very smart colleague just pointed out the grim truth that the U.S. leaving the WHO may ultimately be a win for the rest of the world. Why? Because without a vote, “the US can't block WHO actions like vaccine programs, disease surveillance, contraception, etc”. Man, that is daaaark, but accurate.
January 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A very smart colleague just pointed out the grim truth that the U.S. leaving the WHO may ultimately be a win for the rest of the world. Why? Because without a vote, “the US can't block WHO actions like vaccine programs, disease surveillance, contraception, etc”. Man, that is daaaark, but accurate.
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The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
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Being alive is awesome. It is basically all I do.
When you are alive, sometimes you have COOL moments. They are still COOL no matter how many bad ones came in between. In fact bad moments make them seem even COOLER by comparison.
Death = zero cool moments, life therefore is good, I am a genius, yw
When you are alive, sometimes you have COOL moments. They are still COOL no matter how many bad ones came in between. In fact bad moments make them seem even COOLER by comparison.
Death = zero cool moments, life therefore is good, I am a genius, yw
January 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Being alive is awesome. It is basically all I do.
When you are alive, sometimes you have COOL moments. They are still COOL no matter how many bad ones came in between. In fact bad moments make them seem even COOLER by comparison.
Death = zero cool moments, life therefore is good, I am a genius, yw
When you are alive, sometimes you have COOL moments. They are still COOL no matter how many bad ones came in between. In fact bad moments make them seem even COOLER by comparison.
Death = zero cool moments, life therefore is good, I am a genius, yw
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Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
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Rereading Le Guin’s THE DISPOSSESSED, I keep thinking that all a writer needs is a deep knowledge of literature, history, and anthropology; an inexhaustible curiosity plus a willingness to change your mind when wrong; a utopian heart; and a learned faculty with the sentence and the aphorism. Easy!
November 24, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Rereading Le Guin’s THE DISPOSSESSED, I keep thinking that all a writer needs is a deep knowledge of literature, history, and anthropology; an inexhaustible curiosity plus a willingness to change your mind when wrong; a utopian heart; and a learned faculty with the sentence and the aphorism. Easy!