Jared Shurtliff
@jaredshurtliff.bsky.social
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
DETROIT—Double-checking that he had approval before finalizing travel plans, Detroit Lions rookie Tate Ratledge reportedly approached head coach Dan Campbell on Monday to see if it might be possible f...
theonion.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off
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Legit lol at Jake being asked thoughts on Rolo being the interim at Cal.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Legit lol at Jake being asked thoughts on Rolo being the interim at Cal.
Quit snitching on coyotes! That’s how you keep coyotes safe.
A coyote was trapped and killed at the Arboretum near UW after two close encounters with people. Seattle Parks advises how to keep yourself and coyotes safe.
Coyote who got too comfortable around humans killed at Seattle park
www.seattletimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Quit snitching on coyotes! That’s how you keep coyotes safe.
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According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
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This may be Trump's perfect social media post. A true work of art. He confirms:
✅He personally directs criminal investigations.
✅He is targeting opponents.
✅Epstein "records" exist and he knows the contents.
Bonus points for connecting it to investigation of his fondness for Putin.👀
✅He personally directs criminal investigations.
✅He is targeting opponents.
✅Epstein "records" exist and he knows the contents.
Bonus points for connecting it to investigation of his fondness for Putin.👀
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This may be Trump's perfect social media post. A true work of art. He confirms:
✅He personally directs criminal investigations.
✅He is targeting opponents.
✅Epstein "records" exist and he knows the contents.
Bonus points for connecting it to investigation of his fondness for Putin.👀
✅He personally directs criminal investigations.
✅He is targeting opponents.
✅Epstein "records" exist and he knows the contents.
Bonus points for connecting it to investigation of his fondness for Putin.👀
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to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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from: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
There is no way this mother fucker dies without complaining.
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There is no way this mother fucker dies without complaining.
@senangusking.bsky.social if you’ve ever wondered about your legacy, wonder no more.
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
@senangusking.bsky.social if you’ve ever wondered about your legacy, wonder no more.
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still hasn't figured out what dogs do
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
still hasn't figured out what dogs do
Favorite episode of Quantum Leap? The one where Sam fixes MTG.
Greene: "I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career for her party. I served under her speakership in my first term in Congress and I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party."
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Favorite episode of Quantum Leap? The one where Sam fixes MTG.
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god they actually did it lmao
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
Oh no
Meta shares are plunging in heavy trading, on pace for their worst day in three years. Here's why: cnb.cx/4hAPrzH #CNBCData
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh no
Those Jays caps look sharp.
October 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Those Jays caps look sharp.
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CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
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A little voice inside my head said "don't look back, you can never look back"
Out on the road today I saw a Cuomo sticker on a Cybertruck
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A little voice inside my head said "don't look back, you can never look back"
Make it happen, Disney.
October 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Make it happen, Disney.
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the collective meltdown of every worst person in the world after zohran becomes mayor is going to be so fucking delicious
October 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the collective meltdown of every worst person in the world after zohran becomes mayor is going to be so fucking delicious
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
The people of Maine should support Republican Susan Collins because, while she’s pretty awful herself, she’s not a fucking Nazi.
(not hard folks)
(not hard folks)
Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time.
All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."
It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.
All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."
It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.
October 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The people of Maine should support Republican Susan Collins because, while she’s pretty awful herself, she’s not a fucking Nazi.
(not hard folks)
(not hard folks)
Maybe we should promote a “Chip Roy and his neighbors don’t get to sleep” rally. A constant, rotating protest outside Chip Roy’s house.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Maybe we should promote a “Chip Roy and his neighbors don’t get to sleep” rally. A constant, rotating protest outside Chip Roy’s house.
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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I liked this one in Seattle.
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I liked this one in Seattle.