Michael Preston
@rmpreston.bsky.social
Washington by birth, State by the grace of God. My employer agrees with the good opinions.
I cannot wait to vote for whoever runs against this dude.
In his latest e-newsletter Rob Saka takes credit for SAVING CURBY, the traffic safety median he personally wanted to remove since before he was elected & was ready to pay $2 MILLION to do it until he got widely ridiculed for his absurd vendetta. What an utterly shameless & pathetic laughingstock
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I cannot wait to vote for whoever runs against this dude.
The American mixed doubles curlers are Cory and Korey? Never been more sure of an incoming gold.
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
The American mixed doubles curlers are Cory and Korey? Never been more sure of an incoming gold.
Further proof that to be a downhiller, you need two things:
1) an unwavering belief in force = mass × acceleration
2) a complete and utter absence of self-preservation
1) an unwavering belief in force = mass × acceleration
2) a complete and utter absence of self-preservation
the thing is Lindsey Vonn absolutely does not need to do this.
She's famous. She's rich. She retired SEVEN YEARS AGO, due to injuries, as one of the greatest ski racers of all time.
And yet when her doctors told her "you probably shouldn't race without an ACL" she said "but can I?"
She's famous. She's rich. She retired SEVEN YEARS AGO, due to injuries, as one of the greatest ski racers of all time.
And yet when her doctors told her "you probably shouldn't race without an ACL" she said "but can I?"
honestly feels unbelievable: Lindsay Vonn attempted and completed her training run today, a week after tearing her ACL, hitting a top speed of 74 mph.
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Further proof that to be a downhiller, you need two things:
1) an unwavering belief in force = mass × acceleration
2) a complete and utter absence of self-preservation
1) an unwavering belief in force = mass × acceleration
2) a complete and utter absence of self-preservation
/scrambling to put the mortgage on Seattle -4.5
With the support of the White House, win or lose Robert Kraft is guaranteed a happy ending.
February 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
/scrambling to put the mortgage on Seattle -4.5
Can't work because of all the joyful honking and cheering.
That's a compliment, mind you.
That's a compliment, mind you.
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Can't work because of all the joyful honking and cheering.
That's a compliment, mind you.
That's a compliment, mind you.
THE HORROR
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
THE HORROR
She is an absolutely absurdity, my goodness.
Lindsey Vonn says in press conference from Italy that she tore her ACL in a crash Friday — but aims to race in the Olympic downhill Sunday anyway. Said she skied today, and will wear a knee brace.
February 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
She is an absolutely absurdity, my goodness.
The man is absolutely and completely off his damn rocker.
Trump: "Minnesota is a mess. There's something in the water up there. I won the 3 three times but I got no credit for it. It's a rigged state. Really rigged badly w/ the Somalians, and the Somalians & the theft. We gotta get 'em out, most of them. 92% don't work. Many of them drive Mercedes-Benzes."
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The man is absolutely and completely off his damn rocker.
Anyone can put up a Craigslist ad for any reason and it's free, this is really stupid y'all.
Reports are circulating about Craigslist ads offering $50 for people to watch the Melania movie 😂 and Snopes has confirmed the ad existed.
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Anyone can put up a Craigslist ad for any reason and it's free, this is really stupid y'all.
WOKE'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Trump carried this district by 17-points in 2024
Something like a 31-32 point swing towards the Democrats when compared to the Trump-Harris margins
Something like a 31-32 point swing towards the Democrats when compared to the Trump-Harris margins
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 AM
WOKE'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Oh baby, a 30 point flip in TEXAS? Donnie cooked like his steaks.
A huge political earthquake in Texas tonight as Democrats flipped a State Senate seat from red to blue in a district Trump won by 17 points.
Trump personally waded in — endorsing the Republican and personally urging base turnout — and was dealt a massive loss.
Trump personally waded in — endorsing the Republican and personally urging base turnout — and was dealt a massive loss.
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Oh baby, a 30 point flip in TEXAS? Donnie cooked like his steaks.
When you remember the NHL and its teams are committed to not growing the sport and catering to its most ardent and misogynistic fans, this makes a lot of sense!
The NHL lucked into a cultural breakthrough that it almost never gets and teams have chosen not to capitalize on it because, essentially, "it's kinda gay"
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 PM
When you remember the NHL and its teams are committed to not growing the sport and catering to its most ardent and misogynistic fans, this makes a lot of sense!
Fine, I will purchase the Seattle Football Seahawks
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Fine, I will purchase the Seattle Football Seahawks
Oh god DAMNIT.
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Oh god DAMNIT.
What's a more hilarious way for this game to start than Super Bowl 48? Seahawks kickoff to start and somehow recover the ball in the endzone?
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
What's a more hilarious way for this game to start than Super Bowl 48? Seahawks kickoff to start and somehow recover the ball in the endzone?
Well damnit.
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Well damnit.
Let them stay in it juat long enough to make everyone stay up to an ungodly hour, good work boys.
Please continue scoring soft goals on Toronto so Maple Leaf fans have to stay up until 12:40 a.m. angry as hell.
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Let them stay in it juat long enough to make everyone stay up to an ungodly hour, good work boys.
Please continue scoring soft goals on Toronto so Maple Leaf fans have to stay up until 12:40 a.m. angry as hell.
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Please continue scoring soft goals on Toronto so Maple Leaf fans have to stay up until 12:40 a.m. angry as hell.
Costco is right there if the Sounders would like a free idea that would sell about three billion units of kits.
Sounders will end sponsorship with Providence at end of 2027 sprint season. Deal originally ran through 2033. www.soundersfc.com/news/seattle...
Seattle Sounders FC and Providence announce planned evolution of their partnership | Seattle Sounders
Seattle Sounders FC and Providence announce planned evolution of their partnership
www.soundersfc.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Costco is right there if the Sounders would like a free idea that would sell about three billion units of kits.
Brb taking the Wednesday after the Super Bowl off now, making sure the kiddo has nothing important in school either.
January 29, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Brb taking the Wednesday after the Super Bowl off now, making sure the kiddo has nothing important in school either.
These dudes are the most miserable people on the planet.
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
These dudes are the most miserable people on the planet.
Good night and good luck.
January 28, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Good night and good luck.
Good to know "diplomatic immunity and status" isn't covered in the extremely robust training these chuds receive.
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Good to know "diplomatic immunity and status" isn't covered in the extremely robust training these chuds receive.