Michael Preston
@rmpreston.bsky.social
Washington by birth, State by the grace of God. My employer agrees with the good opinions.
The man is absolutely and completely off his damn rocker.
Trump: "Minnesota is a mess. There's something in the water up there. I won the 3 three times but I got no credit for it. It's a rigged state. Really rigged badly w/ the Somalians, and the Somalians & the theft. We gotta get 'em out, most of them. 92% don't work. Many of them drive Mercedes-Benzes."
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
The man is absolutely and completely off his damn rocker.
Anyone can put up a Craigslist ad for any reason and it's free, this is really stupid y'all.
Reports are circulating about Craigslist ads offering $50 for people to watch the Melania movie 😂 and Snopes has confirmed the ad existed.
February 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Anyone can put up a Craigslist ad for any reason and it's free, this is really stupid y'all.
WOKE'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Trump carried this district by 17-points in 2024
Something like a 31-32 point swing towards the Democrats when compared to the Trump-Harris margins
Something like a 31-32 point swing towards the Democrats when compared to the Trump-Harris margins
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 AM
WOKE'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Oh baby, a 30 point flip in TEXAS? Donnie cooked like his steaks.
A huge political earthquake in Texas tonight as Democrats flipped a State Senate seat from red to blue in a district Trump won by 17 points.
Trump personally waded in — endorsing the Republican and personally urging base turnout — and was dealt a massive loss.
Trump personally waded in — endorsing the Republican and personally urging base turnout — and was dealt a massive loss.
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Oh baby, a 30 point flip in TEXAS? Donnie cooked like his steaks.
When you remember the NHL and its teams are committed to not growing the sport and catering to its most ardent and misogynistic fans, this makes a lot of sense!
The NHL lucked into a cultural breakthrough that it almost never gets and teams have chosen not to capitalize on it because, essentially, "it's kinda gay"
January 31, 2026 at 6:15 PM
When you remember the NHL and its teams are committed to not growing the sport and catering to its most ardent and misogynistic fans, this makes a lot of sense!
Fine, I will purchase the Seattle Football Seahawks
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Fine, I will purchase the Seattle Football Seahawks
Oh god DAMNIT.
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Oh god DAMNIT.
What's a more hilarious way for this game to start than Super Bowl 48? Seahawks kickoff to start and somehow recover the ball in the endzone?
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
What's a more hilarious way for this game to start than Super Bowl 48? Seahawks kickoff to start and somehow recover the ball in the endzone?
Well damnit.
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Well damnit.
Let them stay in it juat long enough to make everyone stay up to an ungodly hour, good work boys.
Please continue scoring soft goals on Toronto so Maple Leaf fans have to stay up until 12:40 a.m. angry as hell.
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Let them stay in it juat long enough to make everyone stay up to an ungodly hour, good work boys.
Please continue scoring soft goals on Toronto so Maple Leaf fans have to stay up until 12:40 a.m. angry as hell.
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Please continue scoring soft goals on Toronto so Maple Leaf fans have to stay up until 12:40 a.m. angry as hell.
Costco is right there if the Sounders would like a free idea that would sell about three billion units of kits.
Sounders will end sponsorship with Providence at end of 2027 sprint season. Deal originally ran through 2033. www.soundersfc.com/news/seattle...
Seattle Sounders FC and Providence announce planned evolution of their partnership | Seattle Sounders
Seattle Sounders FC and Providence announce planned evolution of their partnership
www.soundersfc.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Costco is right there if the Sounders would like a free idea that would sell about three billion units of kits.
Brb taking the Wednesday after the Super Bowl off now, making sure the kiddo has nothing important in school either.
January 29, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Brb taking the Wednesday after the Super Bowl off now, making sure the kiddo has nothing important in school either.
These dudes are the most miserable people on the planet.
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
These dudes are the most miserable people on the planet.
Good night and good luck.
January 28, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Good night and good luck.
Good to know "diplomatic immunity and status" isn't covered in the extremely robust training these chuds receive.
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Good to know "diplomatic immunity and status" isn't covered in the extremely robust training these chuds receive.
Man, if the Longshoreman working the crane is taking the time to do that ...
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Man, if the Longshoreman working the crane is taking the time to do that ...
"It's just too far away" says the man who just went to Switzerland.
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
"It's just too far away" says the man who just went to Switzerland.
If you can't love me at my Kelly Jennings, you dont deserve me at my Devon Witherspoon.
January 26, 2026 at 4:52 AM
If you can't love me at my Kelly Jennings, you dont deserve me at my Devon Witherspoon.
The host of Jeopardy is dunking on the team that our mutual favorite team just beat to go to the Super Bowl, 9 year old me would never believe it
here in LA it's really quiet but that's also how it sounds after a big Rams win
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 AM
The host of Jeopardy is dunking on the team that our mutual favorite team just beat to go to the Super Bowl, 9 year old me would never believe it
Reposted by Michael Preston
After last NFC Championship with no kids: "HELL YEAH, SHOTS UNTIL 1 A.M."
After this NFC Championship with one kid and her friends over, immediately after the final play: "Do NOT turn off the lights to jump off your bunk bed, young lady."
/10 minute meltdown
After this NFC Championship with one kid and her friends over, immediately after the final play: "Do NOT turn off the lights to jump off your bunk bed, young lady."
/10 minute meltdown
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 AM
After last NFC Championship with no kids: "HELL YEAH, SHOTS UNTIL 1 A.M."
After this NFC Championship with one kid and her friends over, immediately after the final play: "Do NOT turn off the lights to jump off your bunk bed, young lady."
/10 minute meltdown
After this NFC Championship with one kid and her friends over, immediately after the final play: "Do NOT turn off the lights to jump off your bunk bed, young lady."
/10 minute meltdown
THE DOS EQUIS MAN IS BACK, WE'RE ALL GUNNA BE FINE YOU GUYS
January 26, 2026 at 12:16 AM
THE DOS EQUIS MAN IS BACK, WE'RE ALL GUNNA BE FINE YOU GUYS
Reposted by Michael Preston
