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Jared Shurtliff
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One side had hostages, the other side had prisoners. One side was freed, the other side was released.
News chyron that reads “Israeli hostages freed, Palestinian prisoners released”.
October 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Biff getting into the DeLorean from Back to the Future II, which he steals to travel back in time.
September 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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How am I supposed to explain this to my kids?
August 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Scene from 40 year old virgin. Steven Corel’s character opens the door and Paul Rudd’s character offers him a box of porn.
July 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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CBS wants to discuss questionable moves.
July 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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They were rolling it back in Belfair, WA today. #NoKings
June 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Randy Newman driving a convertible through downtown Los Angeles, with a woman in the passenger seat and a caption that reads I Love L.A.
June 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Darth Vader stands near view, arm extended forward with hand in the force choke position. Flanked behind Darth Vader are rows of storm troopers and a few Imperial officers. There are also five Imperial walkers and three tie fighters flying overhead.
June 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Re-booting Elon at Dem headquarters.
June 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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ME: Work competitions are stupid and I’m not falling for it.

ALSO ME:
May 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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It only got worse from there.
The DOGE chief was, predictably, terrible at the game, but that was the least of his problems—Less than five minutes into the stream, a player logged on and asked Musk if he could “please jerk off mr trump so he dies of a heart attack.” It only got worse from there.
April 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Same scene except as Uncle Baby Billy and Justin Hammer.
March 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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@cantwell.senate.gov voted for this guy.
February 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Without knowing anything about Joe Kent, and everything about Donald Trump, I can say confidently that Joe Kent is probably a terrorist.
February 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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It was Swap-Out-Flag-Sunday for me today.
February 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Adding Cougs to your “fuck with” list is a choice.
#GoCougs #GoLutes
#FuckNazis
February 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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CBS national covering DC local’s graphic with this. Jet collides with helicopter?
January 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Ken Paxton has 30 days to explain his face!
January 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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There’s way too many Dakotas.
December 21, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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I nominate Tulsi Gabbard for Manta.
November 18, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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Go Cougs!
A political map of Washington State, which highlights Whitman County voted blue.
November 8, 2024 at 5:51 AM