Jared Cowie
@jaredc.bsky.social
British/Australian/NZ screenwriter. Black List 2014. Occasional lawyer. Repped by Curtis Brown and UTA. WGAw.
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What investors haven't noticed is that they've spent five years panicking that people not working in offices screws up the revenue from their massive commercial real estate portfolios, but the promise of AI is a future of no one working in an office, stamping in their face forever.
July 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
What investors haven't noticed is that they've spent five years panicking that people not working in offices screws up the revenue from their massive commercial real estate portfolios, but the promise of AI is a future of no one working in an office, stamping in their face forever.
I fear this is disturbingly close to the truth.
Why I even heard that every single woke book that registered for a copyright was ordered to deposit a copy with the Library of Congress!
Reporter: The president fired the Librarian of Congress. Why?
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
May 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I fear this is disturbingly close to the truth.
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
("Hard mode": no "Star Wars", "Star Trek", or "LOTR".)
("Hard mode": no "Star Wars", "Star Trek", or "LOTR".)
April 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
("Hard mode": no "Star Wars", "Star Trek", or "LOTR".)
("Hard mode": no "Star Wars", "Star Trek", or "LOTR".)
“Are you done with that couch?”
April 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
“Are you done with that couch?”
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Maybe voting for guy who was a complete disaster last time was a mistake?
April 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Maybe voting for guy who was a complete disaster last time was a mistake?
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Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow
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The new OpenAI creative writing bot's "short story" has the phrase "democracy of ghosts". It's the sort of phrase that would make me stop and admire it, if I were reading a human author - which, it turns out, I was, because it's from Nabokov's 1957 novel "Pnin".
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
March 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The new OpenAI creative writing bot's "short story" has the phrase "democracy of ghosts". It's the sort of phrase that would make me stop and admire it, if I were reading a human author - which, it turns out, I was, because it's from Nabokov's 1957 novel "Pnin".
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/m...
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March 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
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March 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Come to the UK, Trump. Bring JD. We fucking dare you.
February 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Come to the UK, Trump. Bring JD. We fucking dare you.
So apparently the new guy just pardoned 1500 antifa terrorists, and Elon is [checks notes] a socialist.
No…?
No…?
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
So apparently the new guy just pardoned 1500 antifa terrorists, and Elon is [checks notes] a socialist.
No…?
No…?
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December 11, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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Adobe users: it’s the most beautiful time of the year, where you can threaten to cancel your plan and get the price cut down from $59.99 to $29.99 for the next 12 months ✨
Manage plan-> cancel my plan -> continue and then you get this offer: (more)
Manage plan-> cancel my plan -> continue and then you get this offer: (more)
December 10, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Adobe users: it’s the most beautiful time of the year, where you can threaten to cancel your plan and get the price cut down from $59.99 to $29.99 for the next 12 months ✨
Manage plan-> cancel my plan -> continue and then you get this offer: (more)
Manage plan-> cancel my plan -> continue and then you get this offer: (more)
Such a stupid take. Even if true, so what? The whole point of OSINT is you bring the receipts. Anyone can check them.
November 27, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Such a stupid take. Even if true, so what? The whole point of OSINT is you bring the receipts. Anyone can check them.
Mild spoilers for VALKYRIE 2
WWII soldier found buried, possibly along with his ancient coin collection, within a mesolithic site. 🏺
www.labrujulaverde.com/en/2024/11/g...
www.labrujulaverde.com/en/2024/11/g...
German WWII Soldier’s Grave Found in Poland with Mesolithic Tools, Roman and Byzantine Coins, and Other Artifacts
The Tuchola Forest in northern Poland continues to reveal its secrets as archaeologists explore its vast woods and lakes. A team of archaeologists led by Olaf Popkiewicz made an exceptional discovery ...
www.labrujulaverde.com
November 23, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Mild spoilers for VALKYRIE 2
If timothee chalamet turning up to your timothee chalamet lookalike contest can cause such a stir then, let’s be honest… the standard of the contest can’t have been that high.
October 28, 2024 at 9:13 PM
If timothee chalamet turning up to your timothee chalamet lookalike contest can cause such a stir then, let’s be honest… the standard of the contest can’t have been that high.
I remember when all this was light industrial.
September 17, 2024 at 6:38 AM
I remember when all this was light industrial.
Literature Professor/Exiled King
This should be a good one for my chums on here. I'm a high school student, apparently, thanks to reading Stephen King's Fairy Tale.
September 7, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Literature Professor/Exiled King
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Eight years ago we were helping my mum set up her TV. It asked the sort of question that stays with you.
December 13, 2023 at 8:10 AM
Eight years ago we were helping my mum set up her TV. It asked the sort of question that stays with you.