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Jared Butterfield
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I write fantasy, obsess over old video games, and also post sometimes. He/him
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the secret to overcoming writer's block is to despair for a few hours and then eventually write for 15 minutes
December 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Rise again. Finish the fight!

CULTIC: Chapter Two is now out on Steam!

It's been a long, long road, and I am so excited to finally share what Nick and I have worked on!

Thanks to everyone for their support and patience. Hope you enjoy!
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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close enough, welcome back geddan
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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willing to lose it all for the PlayStation honey
I love that our employee cafe sells honey from bees kept in hives on our campus
September 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Patlabor: The New Files
Episode 5
The Greatest Showdown in History
September 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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they should remake Drakengard on UE5, it would be the only time in history it would be appropriate for a remake to also run like shit. the moment is yours, Square. the perfect remake is possible.
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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The greatest exchange in comics interview history still belongs to Jack Kirby
September 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Do it.

Search your name.

Take their money.

It’s yours anyway.
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”
September 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
September 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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September 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Bring back the classic buddy cop movie. Two guys from completely opposite sides of the tracks reluctantly thrust together by the precinct who have nothing in common til the middle of act 2 after they destroy their squad car in a cranberry bog and start laughing about their shared love of Ocean Spray
September 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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If your story features a plot driven by characters who just want breakfast, but you never actually explain what they eat at breakfast, this is known as an Egg McGuffin.
September 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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In a greasy spoon & just witnessed a fella stride in and ask for a fried breakfast. The cook attempts to ask if he wants the BIG variant only using its in-house moniker with no further explanation leaving him looking bewildered & affronted as she repeatedly responds to his order with "Hungry Tummy?"
September 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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What if Guile threw his projectile out like Chun-Li?
September 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Every fourth woman used to be tiny. Not anymore, thanks to woke
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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😤
September 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Bringing an Xbox into the labyrinth to see if the Minotaur wants to chill
September 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Damn you, del Toro. This is even worse than all those movies that made Moby Dick into a mindless beast without an agenda, on which Ahab projected his hatred in an attempt to impose meaning on a fundamentally chaotic world. He should have been an Evil Whale, dammit, w/ top hat and twirly mustache.
Apparently Guillermo Del Toro has ruined Frankenstein by… being relatively faithful to the source material.

Oh my.
September 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Babe what's wrong? You've barely touched your Pizza Hut Sweet Pizza with Gion Tsujiri Matcha, Shiratama Flour Dumplings, and Mozzarella and Cream Cheese.
September 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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The Play for Peace: Games for Palestine charity bundle is now live! Nearly 400 games from creators all around the world, with proceeds going directly to Gaza relief efforts.

Bundle link: itch.io/b/2979/play-...

We made a launch trailer to celebrate this moment👇 Please RT.
September 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Something oddly empowering about clocking into a job where you've already given your two weeks notice. Yeah, I'm taking a 40 minute lunch. What are they gonna do? Fire me?
September 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM