Darkest Timeline JDP
@jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social
Writer of fictions and things / slayer of small literary journals and music mags / host of the Cinema Shame podcast / @007hertzrumble on the Twitter / creator of #Bond_age_ / collector of physical media / imbiber of coffee and bourbon
Pinned
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just for laughs...
Anybody need a short abstract screenplay about male insecurity, guilt, and multiple personality disorder?
No?
Yeah. I didn’t think so, but I wrote it anyway.
No?
Yeah. I didn’t think so, but I wrote it anyway.
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Anybody need a short abstract screenplay about male insecurity, guilt, and multiple personality disorder?
No?
Yeah. I didn’t think so, but I wrote it anyway.
No?
Yeah. I didn’t think so, but I wrote it anyway.
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"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva
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Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
Reminder to watch all your Altmans on the @criterion.bsky.social channel before they disappear at the end of the month. It’s a treasure trove and I’ve also got a little catching up to do.
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reminder to watch all your Altmans on the @criterion.bsky.social channel before they disappear at the end of the month. It’s a treasure trove and I’ve also got a little catching up to do.
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Don’t forget, November 12, 2025 marks the 70th anniversary of the terrible thunderstorm that zapped the clock tower in Hill Valley!
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Don’t forget, November 12, 2025 marks the 70th anniversary of the terrible thunderstorm that zapped the clock tower in Hill Valley!
This third (fourth? Fifth?) act of LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR really takes a turn doesn’t it?
Now we’re taming repressed homosexual Tom Berenger (on a pinball machine) to piss off William Atherton.
“I practically OD’d on love.”
Calm down, movie.
Now we’re taming repressed homosexual Tom Berenger (on a pinball machine) to piss off William Atherton.
“I practically OD’d on love.”
Calm down, movie.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This third (fourth? Fifth?) act of LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR really takes a turn doesn’t it?
Now we’re taming repressed homosexual Tom Berenger (on a pinball machine) to piss off William Atherton.
“I practically OD’d on love.”
Calm down, movie.
Now we’re taming repressed homosexual Tom Berenger (on a pinball machine) to piss off William Atherton.
“I practically OD’d on love.”
Calm down, movie.
One more time for the cheap seats.
Bond “continuity” will kill this franchise — at least whatever is left of it. That filmmakers think it matters will just put the nail in the coffin.
Bond is dead. But Bond might also be really fucking dead if they persist with this kind of thinking.
Bond “continuity” will kill this franchise — at least whatever is left of it. That filmmakers think it matters will just put the nail in the coffin.
Bond is dead. But Bond might also be really fucking dead if they persist with this kind of thinking.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
One more time for the cheap seats.
Bond “continuity” will kill this franchise — at least whatever is left of it. That filmmakers think it matters will just put the nail in the coffin.
Bond is dead. But Bond might also be really fucking dead if they persist with this kind of thinking.
Bond “continuity” will kill this franchise — at least whatever is left of it. That filmmakers think it matters will just put the nail in the coffin.
Bond is dead. But Bond might also be really fucking dead if they persist with this kind of thinking.
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
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Me when Google or Meta gives me an AI summary of something I never asked for.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Me when Google or Meta gives me an AI summary of something I never asked for.
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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Well, you're in your little room
And you're working on something good
But if it's really good
You're gonna need a bigger room
And when you're in the bigger room
You might not know what to do
You might have to think of how you got started
Sitting in your little room
- The White Stripes
And you're working on something good
But if it's really good
You're gonna need a bigger room
And when you're in the bigger room
You might not know what to do
You might have to think of how you got started
Sitting in your little room
- The White Stripes
OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Well, you're in your little room
And you're working on something good
But if it's really good
You're gonna need a bigger room
And when you're in the bigger room
You might not know what to do
You might have to think of how you got started
Sitting in your little room
- The White Stripes
And you're working on something good
But if it's really good
You're gonna need a bigger room
And when you're in the bigger room
You might not know what to do
You might have to think of how you got started
Sitting in your little room
- The White Stripes
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So thrilled, my Nashville book has arrived! You can order it here: www.bloomsbury.com/us/nashville... It's still 2025, so not too late for 50 year anniversary screenings. Need a guest speaker? "Let me be the one!"
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So thrilled, my Nashville book has arrived! You can order it here: www.bloomsbury.com/us/nashville... It's still 2025, so not too late for 50 year anniversary screenings. Need a guest speaker? "Let me be the one!"
The Lives of Others (2006)
…moving, meticulous drama about Stasi officer in East Germany that felt… way to close to home in 2025.
…moving, meticulous drama about Stasi officer in East Germany that felt… way to close to home in 2025.
What is the best movie not from this year that you’ve seen this year? Bonus points if you say why
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Lives of Others (2006)
…moving, meticulous drama about Stasi officer in East Germany that felt… way to close to home in 2025.
…moving, meticulous drama about Stasi officer in East Germany that felt… way to close to home in 2025.
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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Every pic of this dude reminds me of Maya Rudolph in The Californians
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Every pic of this dude reminds me of Maya Rudolph in The Californians
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I wanna make this shirt, but I'm pretty sure I'll get cease and desisted
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I wanna make this shirt, but I'm pretty sure I'll get cease and desisted
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November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Read this thread. This is what @katmabu.bsky.social was protesting, and why she repeatedly says getting beaten up by ICE outside is nothing compared to the torture and crimes being committed inside Broadview. These thugs must be held to account.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Read this thread. This is what @katmabu.bsky.social was protesting, and why she repeatedly says getting beaten up by ICE outside is nothing compared to the torture and crimes being committed inside Broadview. These thugs must be held to account.
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner