The difference is, though, Hitler’s cars are still really popular.

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

I asked Midge Ure if he recognised this bloke's Facebook page, but he said it meant nothing to him.

If you read the Nativity story backwards, a couple kidnap a baby from a Christmas party, she shoves it up her skirt and they escape on a donkey

RIP Terry Griffiths. Genuinely a bit sad to hear he’s gone

Be nice if the undertakers pay a fitting tribute at his funeral by spending five minutes walking around the coffin looking at it from different angles before putting it in the hole

FACT OF THE DAY.

Eddie Stobart’s real name is Laurie Driver.

[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

Aleister Crowley,
Practicing summoning Satan while out on the beers,
Santa appears

American product instructions are always fun, "add 3/8 cups of product to one half gallon of water" hauld on there Jebediah 'til I fire up the abacus

The weekly plotlines and narratives of the Top 40, with its climbers, fallers and spectacular new entries, was one of the great joys of being a kid in the 70s and 80s.