I am currently grinding my way through season 5 of Stranger Things, and increasingly I’ve been feeling it would’ve been better to have renamed the show The Same Fucking Things.
January 26, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I am currently grinding my way through season 5 of Stranger Things, and increasingly I’ve been feeling it would’ve been better to have renamed the show The Same Fucking Things.
I hadn’t seen any news today so probably a bit behind with this, but am proud to announce that before he died my grandad gave me his WW2 medals which means I stormed the beaches of Normandy on D Day.
January 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I hadn’t seen any news today so probably a bit behind with this, but am proud to announce that before he died my grandad gave me his WW2 medals which means I stormed the beaches of Normandy on D Day.
Rats from a sinking ship.
From a sinking ship to a stinking shit.
From a sinking ship to a stinking shit.
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Rats from a sinking ship.
From a sinking ship to a stinking shit.
From a sinking ship to a stinking shit.
Top five video game duologies of all time that are perfect as they are and should be left alone without a third in case it spoils it
Half-Life
Portal
Dishonored
Red Dead Redemption
and…?
#Games
Half-Life
Portal
Dishonored
Red Dead Redemption
and…?
#Games
January 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Top five video game duologies of all time that are perfect as they are and should be left alone without a third in case it spoils it
Half-Life
Portal
Dishonored
Red Dead Redemption
and…?
#Games
Half-Life
Portal
Dishonored
Red Dead Redemption
and…?
#Games
Just started watching season 5 of stranger things and I’m probably very late to the party but I’d like to confirm that all the 25-30 year old teenagers are jolly convincing
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Just started watching season 5 of stranger things and I’m probably very late to the party but I’d like to confirm that all the 25-30 year old teenagers are jolly convincing
yeah well I just stood next to Siouxsie Sioux beat that
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
yeah well I just stood next to Siouxsie Sioux beat that
Just went to text “do you want anything from the bar” to my wife while not really looking at my thumb or the screen, thankfully noticed before I hit send that autocorrect had changed it to “do you want anything glutton gut bag”
January 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Just went to text “do you want anything from the bar” to my wife while not really looking at my thumb or the screen, thankfully noticed before I hit send that autocorrect had changed it to “do you want anything glutton gut bag”
This risks undermining the dignity and stature of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 AM
This risks undermining the dignity and stature of the FIFA peace prize
Maybe losing bookings is something that should be easily foreseeable if you change your venue’s name from “The Beloved National Icon Center” to “The Racist Pedophile and Beloved National Icon Center”
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Maybe losing bookings is something that should be easily foreseeable if you change your venue’s name from “The Beloved National Icon Center” to “The Racist Pedophile and Beloved National Icon Center”
I’ve been to both old and new Wembley for both football and gigs.
Old Wembley for football was best. New Wembley for a a gig was worst.
Old Wembley for football was best. New Wembley for a a gig was worst.
December 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’ve been to both old and new Wembley for both football and gigs.
Old Wembley for football was best. New Wembley for a a gig was worst.
Old Wembley for football was best. New Wembley for a a gig was worst.
Boxing Day menu:
Sikandari Raan
Hoisin Salmon
Gammon with marmalade glaze
Too many roast potatoes
Red cabbage with apple, dates & sherry
Carrots in maple & star anise
Sprouts with chestnuts
The European cheese mountain
Sikandari Raan
Hoisin Salmon
Gammon with marmalade glaze
Too many roast potatoes
Red cabbage with apple, dates & sherry
Carrots in maple & star anise
Sprouts with chestnuts
The European cheese mountain
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Boxing Day menu:
Sikandari Raan
Hoisin Salmon
Gammon with marmalade glaze
Too many roast potatoes
Red cabbage with apple, dates & sherry
Carrots in maple & star anise
Sprouts with chestnuts
The European cheese mountain
Sikandari Raan
Hoisin Salmon
Gammon with marmalade glaze
Too many roast potatoes
Red cabbage with apple, dates & sherry
Carrots in maple & star anise
Sprouts with chestnuts
The European cheese mountain
I posted earlier about my favourite moment of Jaws being a change in Robert Shaw’s expression during the USS Indianapolis monologue.
Three more favourite world-class non-verbal acting moments:
Three more favourite world-class non-verbal acting moments:
My favourite film is Jaws. My favourite scene is the USS Indianapolis monologue. My favourite line is “sometimes the shark he’d go away… sometimes he wouldn’t go away”. The shift of expression half way through that line is my favourite 0.2 seconds in movie history.
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I posted earlier about my favourite moment of Jaws being a change in Robert Shaw’s expression during the USS Indianapolis monologue.
Three more favourite world-class non-verbal acting moments:
Three more favourite world-class non-verbal acting moments:
My favourite film is Jaws. My favourite scene is the USS Indianapolis monologue. My favourite line is “sometimes the shark he’d go away… sometimes he wouldn’t go away”. The shift of expression half way through that line is my favourite 0.2 seconds in movie history.
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My favourite film is Jaws. My favourite scene is the USS Indianapolis monologue. My favourite line is “sometimes the shark he’d go away… sometimes he wouldn’t go away”. The shift of expression half way through that line is my favourite 0.2 seconds in movie history.
Xmas breakfast: leftover kebab and a ferrero rocher
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Xmas breakfast: leftover kebab and a ferrero rocher
Reposted by Soapy Norris
Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now.
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now.
The out of office is on. THE OUT OF OFFICE IS ON. Now where’s the sherry
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The out of office is on. THE OUT OF OFFICE IS ON. Now where’s the sherry
I’d avoided seeing the trailer for the new animated Animal Farm until just now, and if anything it looks even less faithful to the source material than the version my mate had on VHS in the 1980s
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I’d avoided seeing the trailer for the new animated Animal Farm until just now, and if anything it looks even less faithful to the source material than the version my mate had on VHS in the 1980s
George Michael was just the soundest bloke wasn’t he
December 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
George Michael was just the soundest bloke wasn’t he
The task was failed for me by somebody next to me announcing the result during the first half.
I am at the football today at the same time as the F1 is on.
I am determined to remember to stay offline afterwards and not spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
I will not remember to stay offline afterwards and will spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
I am determined to remember to stay offline afterwards and not spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
I will not remember to stay offline afterwards and will spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The task was failed for me by somebody next to me announcing the result during the first half.
Reposted by Soapy Norris
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
I am at the football today at the same time as the F1 is on.
I am determined to remember to stay offline afterwards and not spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
I will not remember to stay offline afterwards and will spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
I am determined to remember to stay offline afterwards and not spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
I will not remember to stay offline afterwards and will spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I am at the football today at the same time as the F1 is on.
I am determined to remember to stay offline afterwards and not spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
I will not remember to stay offline afterwards and will spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
I am determined to remember to stay offline afterwards and not spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
I will not remember to stay offline afterwards and will spoil the F1 result before I get home and watch it.
At school in our French textbooks there was a character called Monseieur Painchaud. It literally translates to “Mr Hotbread”. But. Oh boy. There were a lot of kids in my school of Indian heritage. Words cannot even begin to describe how funny this name was for them. iykyk
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
At school in our French textbooks there was a character called Monseieur Painchaud. It literally translates to “Mr Hotbread”. But. Oh boy. There were a lot of kids in my school of Indian heritage. Words cannot even begin to describe how funny this name was for them. iykyk
I can honestly say I have never wished for anyone to shit themselves to death live on tv while in the middle of a World Cup draw.
Sorry not have, had.
Sorry not have, had.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I can honestly say I have never wished for anyone to shit themselves to death live on tv while in the middle of a World Cup draw.
Sorry not have, had.
Sorry not have, had.