You can keep your art nouveau steampunk tin, it’s own brand tennants super and it’s dreadful
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You can keep your art nouveau steampunk tin, it’s own brand tennants super and it’s dreadful
Today I had to say goodbye to my iPhone 4S that suddenly developed a swollen battery after spending its ten years of retirement as my trusty upcycled beside clock.
Goodnight sweet prince (wipes tear)
Goodnight sweet prince (wipes tear)
October 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Today I had to say goodbye to my iPhone 4S that suddenly developed a swollen battery after spending its ten years of retirement as my trusty upcycled beside clock.
Goodnight sweet prince (wipes tear)
Goodnight sweet prince (wipes tear)
Just stopped off for a pint at the local and they’ve got ESB on, fucking result
October 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just stopped off for a pint at the local and they’ve got ESB on, fucking result
Playing an old Ian Dury record from a simpler and considerably cheaper time
September 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Playing an old Ian Dury record from a simpler and considerably cheaper time
Surprise extra day of summer.
Pub it is then.
Pub it is then.
September 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Surprise extra day of summer.
Pub it is then.
Pub it is then.
When I was young my mum told me these were in shops to stop people stealing things.
Naturally I assumed they were severed Dalek heads, and their purpose was to terrify thieves into thinking if they can do this to a Dalek just imagine what they could do to you.
Naturally I assumed they were severed Dalek heads, and their purpose was to terrify thieves into thinking if they can do this to a Dalek just imagine what they could do to you.
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
When I was young my mum told me these were in shops to stop people stealing things.
Naturally I assumed they were severed Dalek heads, and their purpose was to terrify thieves into thinking if they can do this to a Dalek just imagine what they could do to you.
Naturally I assumed they were severed Dalek heads, and their purpose was to terrify thieves into thinking if they can do this to a Dalek just imagine what they could do to you.
The retsina bottle, complete with mouldy label
September 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The retsina bottle, complete with mouldy label
Not like I had an interview tomorrow or anything. FFS.
August 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Not like I had an interview tomorrow or anything. FFS.
Trump said his meeting with Putin was going to be a chess match. And it was.
August 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Trump said his meeting with Putin was going to be a chess match. And it was.
Brighton Trans Pride. Marching done. Now it’s beer time.
July 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Brighton Trans Pride. Marching done. Now it’s beer time.
I actually found a top tip that worked
Every summer we get plagued by fruit flies around the food waste bin unless we empty and wash it every 10 minutes (yes it has a lid)
I saw somebody online suggest leaving out an egg cup of wine/cider vinegar + a drop of washing up liquid
Fruit fly massacre
Every summer we get plagued by fruit flies around the food waste bin unless we empty and wash it every 10 minutes (yes it has a lid)
I saw somebody online suggest leaving out an egg cup of wine/cider vinegar + a drop of washing up liquid
Fruit fly massacre
July 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I actually found a top tip that worked
Every summer we get plagued by fruit flies around the food waste bin unless we empty and wash it every 10 minutes (yes it has a lid)
I saw somebody online suggest leaving out an egg cup of wine/cider vinegar + a drop of washing up liquid
Fruit fly massacre
Every summer we get plagued by fruit flies around the food waste bin unless we empty and wash it every 10 minutes (yes it has a lid)
I saw somebody online suggest leaving out an egg cup of wine/cider vinegar + a drop of washing up liquid
Fruit fly massacre
The pub! The pub is happening!
July 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The pub! The pub is happening!
Anyway, after an hour of terrifying impromptu rally driving I managed to retrieve the bag and get to the kids just as they were leaving the water park. Am now on the beach with beer and all is well again.
July 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Anyway, after an hour of terrifying impromptu rally driving I managed to retrieve the bag and get to the kids just as they were leaving the water park. Am now on the beach with beer and all is well again.
Popped the cricket on the telly and it took me a few minutes to realise I was subconsciously humming Carter USM to myself
May 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Popped the cricket on the telly and it took me a few minutes to realise I was subconsciously humming Carter USM to myself
heard a few people say they prefer this to Heinz and I have to tell you now, I have become one of those people
April 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
heard a few people say they prefer this to Heinz and I have to tell you now, I have become one of those people
After three weeks of back injury misery I am UP and I have GONE OUT and I am AT A GIG and since this picture was taken I have gone for a SIT DOWN
April 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
After three weeks of back injury misery I am UP and I have GONE OUT and I am AT A GIG and since this picture was taken I have gone for a SIT DOWN