I was watching Primal Scream at a festival once. Between songs Mani noodled a few notes of She Bangs The Drums. The crowd gave a massive cheer.
A visibly annoyed Bobby Gillespie said “are you here to see Primal Scream or the fucking Stone Roses?”
The crowd, almost as one, shouted “STONE ROSES!”
A visibly annoyed Bobby Gillespie said “are you here to see Primal Scream or the fucking Stone Roses?”
The crowd, almost as one, shouted “STONE ROSES!”
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I was watching Primal Scream at a festival once. Between songs Mani noodled a few notes of She Bangs The Drums. The crowd gave a massive cheer.
A visibly annoyed Bobby Gillespie said “are you here to see Primal Scream or the fucking Stone Roses?”
The crowd, almost as one, shouted “STONE ROSES!”
A visibly annoyed Bobby Gillespie said “are you here to see Primal Scream or the fucking Stone Roses?”
The crowd, almost as one, shouted “STONE ROSES!”
Fuck. Mani. Just… fucking fuck. RIP.
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Fuck. Mani. Just… fucking fuck. RIP.
Don’t often get that invested in a Scotland football game.
Fucking get in. Brilliant stuff.
Fucking get in. Brilliant stuff.
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Don’t often get that invested in a Scotland football game.
Fucking get in. Brilliant stuff.
Fucking get in. Brilliant stuff.
Bill Clinton has in his power right now the ability to create the greatest moment in comedy history, and all he needs to do is stand in front of a microphone and say “I did not have sexual relations with that man”
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Bill Clinton has in his power right now the ability to create the greatest moment in comedy history, and all he needs to do is stand in front of a microphone and say “I did not have sexual relations with that man”
It’s so telling when conservative types in the US threaten to investigate Epstein’s ties to Democrats or liberals, as if that’ll make people say uh, actually let’s forget the whole thing.
They expect liberals to back down to protect their own because that is what they do themselves.
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They expect liberals to back down to protect their own because that is what they do themselves.
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November 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It’s so telling when conservative types in the US threaten to investigate Epstein’s ties to Democrats or liberals, as if that’ll make people say uh, actually let’s forget the whole thing.
They expect liberals to back down to protect their own because that is what they do themselves.
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They expect liberals to back down to protect their own because that is what they do themselves.
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You can keep your art nouveau steampunk tin, it’s own brand tennants super and it’s dreadful
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You can keep your art nouveau steampunk tin, it’s own brand tennants super and it’s dreadful
My father worked in the death industry. Famous people he laid his hands upon when they were dead include Marc Bolan, Kenny Everett and Freddie Mercury.
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My father worked in the death industry. Famous people he laid his hands upon when they were dead include Marc Bolan, Kenny Everett and Freddie Mercury.
Imagine if the BBC’s response was “we decline to apologise to that man, on the basis that he is a pedophile”.
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Imagine if the BBC’s response was “we decline to apologise to that man, on the basis that he is a pedophile”.
Out for the football, got to the ground and realised I was feeling quite unwell, all faint & shaky. Had a pint of Harvey’s and a steak pie and funnily enough I now feel a lot better. #BeerAndPiesAreMedicine
November 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Out for the football, got to the ground and realised I was feeling quite unwell, all faint & shaky. Had a pint of Harvey’s and a steak pie and funnily enough I now feel a lot better. #BeerAndPiesAreMedicine
In my music collection one language that’s surprisingly overrepresented across many genres is Portuguese. I have no real idea why, I guess it’s just intrinsically pleasing to my ear. Despite sounding a bit like a poor attempt at Spanish by a slurring drunk that can’t do the accent.
October 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
In my music collection one language that’s surprisingly overrepresented across many genres is Portuguese. I have no real idea why, I guess it’s just intrinsically pleasing to my ear. Despite sounding a bit like a poor attempt at Spanish by a slurring drunk that can’t do the accent.
After about 15 years of avoiding the cheap Chinese takeaway near me with the crap faded yellow plastic sign and the uninspiring looking menu, I bought a takeaway on the way home and it was THE BEST THING support your local cheap crappy takeaway folks
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
After about 15 years of avoiding the cheap Chinese takeaway near me with the crap faded yellow plastic sign and the uninspiring looking menu, I bought a takeaway on the way home and it was THE BEST THING support your local cheap crappy takeaway folks
I have never seen a saveloy for sale in a shop
Chippies are the only places that have saveloys
Where do the chippies get the saveloys from?
Chippies are the only places that have saveloys
Where do the chippies get the saveloys from?
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I have never seen a saveloy for sale in a shop
Chippies are the only places that have saveloys
Where do the chippies get the saveloys from?
Chippies are the only places that have saveloys
Where do the chippies get the saveloys from?
Your da likes the Red Bull Gives You Wings adverts.
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Your da likes the Red Bull Gives You Wings adverts.
There’s currently as I write an AWS advert on telly with Jumping Jack Flash as the music track.
“and it’s all right now… in fact it’s a gas”
Are they taking the fucking piss?
“and it’s all right now… in fact it’s a gas”
Are they taking the fucking piss?
October 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
There’s currently as I write an AWS advert on telly with Jumping Jack Flash as the music track.
“and it’s all right now… in fact it’s a gas”
Are they taking the fucking piss?
“and it’s all right now… in fact it’s a gas”
Are they taking the fucking piss?
oh the grand old duke of york
he had ten thousand men
but none were to his sexual taste
being over eight-and-ten
he had ten thousand men
but none were to his sexual taste
being over eight-and-ten
October 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
oh the grand old duke of york
he had ten thousand men
but none were to his sexual taste
being over eight-and-ten
he had ten thousand men
but none were to his sexual taste
being over eight-and-ten
After taking my old 4S to the recycling centre yesterday a few people have pointed out how quick, cheap and easy it is to change the battery in one, and now I feel like the man who slew Gelert
Today I had to say goodbye to my iPhone 4S that suddenly developed a swollen battery after spending its ten years of retirement as my trusty upcycled beside clock.
Goodnight sweet prince (wipes tear)
Goodnight sweet prince (wipes tear)
October 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
After taking my old 4S to the recycling centre yesterday a few people have pointed out how quick, cheap and easy it is to change the battery in one, and now I feel like the man who slew Gelert
There’s a fat orange pedo right now throwing ketchup bottles at the wall and screaming about having Alfred Nobel arrested
October 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
There’s a fat orange pedo right now throwing ketchup bottles at the wall and screaming about having Alfred Nobel arrested
Today I had to say goodbye to my iPhone 4S that suddenly developed a swollen battery after spending its ten years of retirement as my trusty upcycled beside clock.
Goodnight sweet prince (wipes tear)
Goodnight sweet prince (wipes tear)
October 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Today I had to say goodbye to my iPhone 4S that suddenly developed a swollen battery after spending its ten years of retirement as my trusty upcycled beside clock.
Goodnight sweet prince (wipes tear)
Goodnight sweet prince (wipes tear)
Just stopped off for a pint at the local and they’ve got ESB on, fucking result
October 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just stopped off for a pint at the local and they’ve got ESB on, fucking result
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Did a Wealth write this,?
October 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Did a Wealth write this,?
One thing that really boils my piss is people posting about so-called Mandela Effect when they are clearly, demonstrably, just misremembering something.
“It can’t possibly be me that is mistaken, the entire rest of the universe must be wrong”.
Fucking get over yourself. Fuck off.
“It can’t possibly be me that is mistaken, the entire rest of the universe must be wrong”.
Fucking get over yourself. Fuck off.
October 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
One thing that really boils my piss is people posting about so-called Mandela Effect when they are clearly, demonstrably, just misremembering something.
“It can’t possibly be me that is mistaken, the entire rest of the universe must be wrong”.
Fucking get over yourself. Fuck off.
“It can’t possibly be me that is mistaken, the entire rest of the universe must be wrong”.
Fucking get over yourself. Fuck off.
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NEWS! Man insisting he is an 'Alpha Male' seems awfully keen to follow the lead of other men on the Internet
Man insisting he is an ‘Alpha Male’ seems awfully keen to follow the lead of other men on the Internet
Local man and self-proclaimed “alpha male” Simon Williams, 32, was today spotted scrolling through his phone to double-check what Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and whichever shirtless ‘manosp…
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September 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
NEWS! Man insisting he is an 'Alpha Male' seems awfully keen to follow the lead of other men on the Internet
Hey wait what the fuck?
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 D𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘦 M𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘦 F𝘢𝘯 C𝘭𝘶𝘣. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 D𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘦 M𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘦 F𝘢𝘯 C𝘭𝘶𝘣. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Hey wait what the fuck?
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 D𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘦 M𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘦 F𝘢𝘯 C𝘭𝘶𝘣. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 D𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘦 M𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘦 F𝘢𝘯 C𝘭𝘶𝘣. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.