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evil pumpkin man
I legit read this as someone handing him cocaine live on air
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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There are no weird blogs anymore cause it’s more fruitful to drive them out of business
There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business
I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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(Marxist youth pastor) Let me tell you about another bearded outsider whose words changed the world
October 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I like this Bad Bunny person
October 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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This article was a supreme delight: grab a cup of tea, set aside 10 or 15 minutes, and enjoy this story about The Hardest Working Font in Manhattan.

aresluna.org/the-hardest-...

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The hardest working font in Manhattan
A story of a 150-year-old font you have never heard of – and one you probably saw earlier today.
aresluna.org
August 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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An amicus brief from LessWrong warning that the existence of 10^46 putative future sentient beings depends on the class action being denied.
I believe they call this "finding out" arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
August 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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I can’t say it enough: U.S. culture is scam culture. It pervades everything we do. We don’t notice it because it’s the water we swim in. A party would do well to remind everybody how awful this is and propose to fix it.
I think Democrats should offer voters a broadly defined anti-fraud platform. Yes, obviously, start with Trump’s influence peddling, but don’t stop there. Online fraud is massive, almost every phone call you get is a scam, and the solution has to be federal or it just won’t work.
Still, more than 7-in-10 U.S. adults have been a victim of an online scam or attack like credit card fraud, ransomware or online shopping scams. www.pewresearch.org/...
August 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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You sure about this, Google?
August 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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If you alternate between these two opinions at a rapid enough rate you arrive at our stable majority pseudo-opinion that there should be infinite cops that aren’t expected to do anything at all
July 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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> The ncurses version implements a full stack-based interpreter for terminfo parameter strings.

i'm sorry what the fuck
July 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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American assimilation: undefeated
A remarkable moment from an interview with Brad Lander on the Jewish Currents podcast: two ICE officers who arrested him are immigrant New Yorkers, one of whom was considering voting for him and Mamdani

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July 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Normal Greeks: “emergency exit procedure.”

Me, a late antique Hellenist: “liturgy of the exodus of danger.”
June 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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computer fish 🐟💿 #blender
July 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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The singularity is awesome
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
June 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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become unbasiliskable
Tech cultists believe a future supercomputer could effectively "resurrect" you by analyzing your online footprint & reverse engineering a connecteome that would generate those exact posts. If this were true, good opsec would be to develop one kink you never disclose in public, invalidating the model
May 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Seems a little on the nose
May 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Peak
February 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
First time at Brooklyn paramount. It’s pretty rad inside
March 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m in love with my cat
January 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tried to take a picture but accidentally made art instead
January 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Top quality opening sentence
January 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The presidential electoral votes are counted today. By immemorial custom, the leader of the Holy American Empire is selected by a college of five hundred and thirty-eight prince-electors.
January 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM