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they/them, header: Pentiment (Obsidian Entertainment), icon: Saint Cecilia (Guido Reni, 1606)
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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You: Hatless. Snivelling in the gutter. Patched clothes. Hunted for sport.

Me: Behatted. Resplendent. Impeccable drip. Longest-living land animal of all time.
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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hord, n.n: hoard. (HORD / ˈhɔrd)
Image: Pieces from the Staffordshire Hoard; England (Kingdom of Mercia), 7th century; The Potteries Museum & Art Gallery, Stoke-on-Trent Museums.
#OldEnglish #WOTD
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I will never be able to unhear “a werewolf!”
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
slow cookin’ chicken soup today, the whole place smells great and I am hungryyyy
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Just a reminder that the Goat did not burn in 2019 or 2024.
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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ok guys, I am finally dumping spotify (i KNOW shut UP) and I need alternatives that will let me listen offline ✨and also✨ be compatible with amazon fire stick. neither Tidal nor Apple Music have fire stick apps. help I need tunes for home and commute!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
ok guys, I am finally dumping spotify (i KNOW shut UP) and I need alternatives that will let me listen offline ✨and also✨ be compatible with amazon fire stick. neither Tidal nor Apple Music have fire stick apps. help I need tunes for home and commute!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Jeez @pantone you had so many options to choose from though
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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"Electrolite" was released as the third single from New Adventures In Hi-Fi in the US on this day in 1996.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lew...
R.E.M. - Electrolite (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by remhq
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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The people who are trying to destroy universities when it comes to inclusion around race and gender are also opposed to inclusion around disability. This bullshit gives them cover. Once again, legacy media laundering far right complaints because it makes elites feel smug.
The administration is extorting universities for billions of dollars and attempting to destroy free speech, academic freedom, and independent thought but the Atlantic talked to a few professors at elite universities who think the problem is that some students need a little extra time on exams
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Last year his estate donated the royalties for Last Christmas to his charity that offers funding for LGBTQIA+ orgs and they said they'd do it again this year. Listen to it loads!
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
“what’s even the point of [public health research surveys]? Republicans don’t give a shit and they’re the ones in power.” boy ya got me there, shut it down, this guy’s just too smart for us. shut up and answer the questions, we’re giving you $20

(another good one is “you guys still have funding?”)
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
and how much snow did we get? about this much #wiwx
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
soooo… might quit now since #Duolingo yknow sucks and all
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
good job me for not knocking any of my plants over this year
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Ah, so goes one of the best to do it.

Despite, regrettably, being A Bit Of A Tory™, Tom Stoppard is arguably my favourite playwright of them all.

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead has some of the most affecting and irreverent writing. I'm constantly in awe of it and him.

May he rest in peace.
Playwright Sir Tom Stoppard dies at 88
Sir Tom won an Oscar and a Golden Globe for the screenplay for Shakespeare In Love.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM