sadboy sipper
banner
mcmissiles.bsky.social
sadboy sipper
@mcmissiles.bsky.social
MC (stands for Valen) | he/they | late 20s
mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3
bi and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️
18+ stupidposting @missileproofed
I like finding convenient forms of exercise that I actually enjoy but it's also frustrating bc like. with all that I agonize over sports I don't have the time or budget to do lately what do you Mean I didn't even consider Literally Just Jumping Up And Down until lately
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
here is. myself singing a song I like. if you're mean to me I'll explode so just keep that in mind <3

www.tumblr.com/xenonsdoodle...
@xenonsdoodles · teleport to the woods
bastard of many names | 20s | he/they | fucked up guys enthusiast, horrortragedy brained | art/oc blog - main is mcmissileproof
www.tumblr.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
this is peak mashup to me www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D-W...

(god i love neil cicierega)
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
what if I posted my voice again. almost insane enough for it
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
getting called a cat in my own home :/
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
some of my favorite things I've written are unpublishable for some reason or another which does make me want to chew glass a little bit but it's fine
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I mostly recognize jacob elordi from like. a handful of ass awful netflix movies I watched when I lived alone and had shit else to do ever. imagine my surprise to completely forget about him until he shows up in a movie that is My Type Of Shit Exactly
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
Yes, yes, "they would not fucking say that", but consider: "huge fucking dumbass randomly displays inexplicably deep insight on some pertinent, narrowly defined topic while remaining in every other respect a huge fucking dumbass" is never not funny.
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
lrp the next time I talk about a hobby I'm doing to stave off the horrors and someone asks me if I've thought about monetizing it I'm doing a graceless backflip directly onto their windshield
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
literally don't attack and stab me with knives because sometimes I'm kind of funny and where else would you find that if you killed me to death :/
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
If I were a god
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
GOOD NEWS! A groundbreaking study in MORE THAN 1,000 people reveals that cancer patients who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine within 100 days of starting immunotherapy lived dramatically LONGER than those who didn’t. In some cases, their survival rate was DOUBLED.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
idk what's wrong with me that the only times I ever use terms of endearment are towards drivers that piss me off or any animal ever and Never towards a human being who I like
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
i had the idea for this piece last tdov but it didn't quite come together until now 🥖🍷 quote by Julian K Jarboe
February 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
Happy first day of transgender awareness week. I am an indigenous isneg-hiligaynon trans man. And I like drawing trans guys. All I want is for you guys to look at my art.
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
suddenly thinking about the dimiyuri anastasia au @reflektion.bsky.social and I talked about again. silently crying and screaming between work tasks
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I have got to go CRAZY
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
hey past me did you happen to leave any mostly finished wips in better condition than you thought they were in? no? I have to think of stuff myself if I want anything to get done? okayyyyy
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
what the fuck ever, guys
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
Here's my next fic for @fe3hrarepairweek.bsky.social featuring Dimihilda! Only just realized that the description makes it seem like Dimitri POV but its actually written from Hilda's XD anyways!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/73828141

#FE3HRarepairWeek2025
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
okay there he is ♥️ #fe3h
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
IT'S HERE!
LET THEM TALK: A #fe3h fanzine about Dedue and Sylvain!

the #syldue zine is available for free download now at:

lordfleasus.itch.io/sylduezine
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
taste in music level: roommate thought it was a broken kitchen appliance
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM