sadboy sipper
@mcmissiles.bsky.social
MC (stands for Valen) | he/they | late 20s
mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3
bi aroace and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️
18+ stupidposting @missileproofed
mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3
bi aroace and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️
18+ stupidposting @missileproofed
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sadboy sipper
@mcmissiles.bsky.social
· Dec 13
ok here goes, pinned post with all my fics if anybody wants to see that kind of thing
first, cats
first, cats
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went here and everyone said they love and support you
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
went here and everyone said they love and support you
ok I could be "working" on my "writing" but hey I made my horrible man in heroforge... owobewon...
February 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
ok I could be "working" on my "writing" but hey I made my horrible man in heroforge... owobewon...
you think you're immune to a song because you haven't heard it in a while but then you get hit with the
February 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
you think you're immune to a song because you haven't heard it in a while but then you get hit with the
was behind a car on the way home with a bumper sticker styled like a trump sticker but I could tell that wasn't what it said. spent half the drive trying to safely get close enough to read what it Did say, bc I had a guess that surely couldn't be right, but I Was right. it said PEEPEE
February 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
was behind a car on the way home with a bumper sticker styled like a trump sticker but I could tell that wasn't what it said. spent half the drive trying to safely get close enough to read what it Did say, bc I had a guess that surely couldn't be right, but I Was right. it said PEEPEE
horseposting again. most validating moments of my life in no particular order
- an older rider having trouble with her horse in a lesson says she's worried about bothering me and jack. trainer says "don't worry, you can't"
- an older rider having trouble with her horse in a lesson says she's worried about bothering me and jack. trainer says "don't worry, you can't"
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
horseposting again. most validating moments of my life in no particular order
- an older rider having trouble with her horse in a lesson says she's worried about bothering me and jack. trainer says "don't worry, you can't"
- an older rider having trouble with her horse in a lesson says she's worried about bothering me and jack. trainer says "don't worry, you can't"
finished my book and I need to ride a horse like I need to LIVE
February 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
finished my book and I need to ride a horse like I need to LIVE
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Today is Best Girl Hilda’s birthday! I might not have time to draw her today, so here’s the piece I did last year 💕🦌
February 3, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Today is Best Girl Hilda’s birthday! I might not have time to draw her today, so here’s the piece I did last year 💕🦌
I need to do some more weird byleth dynamics :/
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I need to do some more weird byleth dynamics :/
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10 hour flight to the town on the gorkhon river where you sitting
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
10 hour flight to the town on the gorkhon river where you sitting
what the hell is wrong with meeeeeeeeeeee
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
what the hell is wrong with meeeeeeeeeeee
they don't warn you what a fuck it is to separate the "my brain is biting itself because it has nothing better to do. I need to go find something better to do" and the "clearly I keep coming back to this because I need to try harder to figure it out" classes of brainspiraling
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
they don't warn you what a fuck it is to separate the "my brain is biting itself because it has nothing better to do. I need to go find something better to do" and the "clearly I keep coming back to this because I need to try harder to figure it out" classes of brainspiraling
how do I always forget what a bleak and strange place arby's is
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
how do I always forget what a bleak and strange place arby's is
need someone to hold my jaw in one hand and gently throw me facefirst into a wall and leave
February 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
need someone to hold my jaw in one hand and gently throw me facefirst into a wall and leave
my coworkers are not that much younger than me really but when I say the year I was born they play the jurassic park theme and when they say the year they were born I say I didn't realize there were conscious beings born that recently
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
my coworkers are not that much younger than me really but when I say the year I was born they play the jurassic park theme and when they say the year they were born I say I didn't realize there were conscious beings born that recently
this has existed for over a week and I still don't hate it self promo time
what's up #sylvainangstweekend approximately nobody asked for messy modern au sylveth freshly broken up with their respective partners and being weird about it but that's what I've got!
archiveofourown.org/works/78179301
archiveofourown.org/works/78179301
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
this has existed for over a week and I still don't hate it self promo time
oh sweet the dread returns
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
oh sweet the dread returns
my friend bapples juice
February 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
my friend bapples juice
you've heard of someone pointing out the most miserable character in a group and saying "you'd relate to them" now get ready for the harrowing sequel: "THEY would relate to YOU"
February 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
you've heard of someone pointing out the most miserable character in a group and saying "you'd relate to them" now get ready for the harrowing sequel: "THEY would relate to YOU"
oh you're outside? sick pathologic reference
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
oh you're outside? sick pathologic reference
today in golf history the masters isn't real don't worry about it
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
today in golf history the masters isn't real don't worry about it
fuck you. shoe curse
February 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
fuck you. shoe curse
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the bachelor pitching himself as a roommate
February 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
the bachelor pitching himself as a roommate
hypothetical guy who might be chill if he existed but he doesn't so don't worry about it
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
hypothetical guy who might be chill if he existed but he doesn't so don't worry about it