sadboy sipper
@mcmissiles.bsky.social
MC (stands for Valen) | he/they | late 20s
mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3
bi aroace and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️
18+ stupidposting @missileproofed
mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3
bi aroace and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️
18+ stupidposting @missileproofed
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sadboy sipper
@mcmissiles.bsky.social
· Dec 13
ok here goes, pinned post with all my fics if anybody wants to see that kind of thing
first, cats
first, cats
is my experience not relatable.
spends my workday splitting time between analyzing sewer water and reading a book about death. gets in the car puts on my MAN SLUT MONDAYYYYYY playlist and blasts it the whole way home
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
is my experience not relatable.
lmaoooooooooooo I would do some shit like that I'm lucky nobody in my household cares
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
lmaoooooooooooo I would do some shit like that I'm lucky nobody in my household cares
byleth has no ulterior motives and seems to like. care? about him? in his weird way? alarming honestly
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 AM
byleth has no ulterior motives and seems to like. care? about him? in his weird way? alarming honestly
roommate says he's going to heat up some pierogies and until this is done our collective vocabulary is reduced to "progi?" "progey"
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
roommate says he's going to heat up some pierogies and until this is done our collective vocabulary is reduced to "progi?" "progey"
lmaooo this fits in nicely with the general vibe I have for them which is that sylvain is So Scared of byleth but he's like. somehow also the least threatening guy he knows
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
lmaooo this fits in nicely with the general vibe I have for them which is that sylvain is So Scared of byleth but he's like. somehow also the least threatening guy he knows
hi. is this thing on. sylveth
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
hi. is this thing on. sylveth
spends my workday splitting time between analyzing sewer water and reading a book about death. gets in the car puts on my MAN SLUT MONDAYYYYYY playlist and blasts it the whole way home
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
spends my workday splitting time between analyzing sewer water and reading a book about death. gets in the car puts on my MAN SLUT MONDAYYYYYY playlist and blasts it the whole way home
Reposted by sadboy sipper
of course thanks so much
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 PM
of course thanks so much
I haven't gotten that absorbed in forever... I thought I'd lost the ability. so glad it's still there :')
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I haven't gotten that absorbed in forever... I thought I'd lost the ability. so glad it's still there :')
like are they just typing "book" into the search bar to find random strangers' posts to reply to as if we're friends. what the fuck. bizarre behavior. get off my page
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
like are they just typing "book" into the search bar to find random strangers' posts to reply to as if we're friends. what the fuck. bizarre behavior. get off my page
oh my god never normiepost on this site. political meme accounts are finding my post about liking to read books
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
oh my god never normiepost on this site. political meme accounts are finding my post about liking to read books
it's been so long since I've been sucked in like that and it's awesome
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 AM
it's been so long since I've been sucked in like that and it's awesome
I did also say something to that effect not long ago kdhshfjd rip :'/
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I did also say something to that effect not long ago kdhshfjd rip :'/
I had assumed the experience of staying up past my bedtime because I couldn't put my book down was one I'd left behind in childhood. not so, apparently
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I had assumed the experience of staying up past my bedtime because I couldn't put my book down was one I'd left behind in childhood. not so, apparently
very casual and nonchalant with indirect eye contact only
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
very casual and nonchalant with indirect eye contact only
I love when I'm out walking and see a random cat and I get to hit the Oh Hey I Didn't See You There I Was Just Taking A Casual Stroll Not Caring About Much Of Anything How About You pose and watch their mind instantly go from "threat?" to "ok a chill guy"
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I love when I'm out walking and see a random cat and I get to hit the Oh Hey I Didn't See You There I Was Just Taking A Casual Stroll Not Caring About Much Of Anything How About You pose and watch their mind instantly go from "threat?" to "ok a chill guy"
A HAWK JUST HUNTED AND CAUGHT A PIGEON RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
A HAWK JUST HUNTED AND CAUGHT A PIGEON RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
mad because he can't run off with the necklace that is around my neck right now
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
mad because he can't run off with the necklace that is around my neck right now
I swore I was going to finish my funger run this weekend and then I slime ranched in a trance for 6 hours. hello. hello
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I swore I was going to finish my funger run this weekend and then I slime ranched in a trance for 6 hours. hello. hello
my friends and I were talking one time about hypothetical versions of ourselves that never existed but might have and my top two are
- never had gender realizations, put all that directionless agitation towards vet school, became a top vet with something wrong with her
- phd in trombone performance
- never had gender realizations, put all that directionless agitation towards vet school, became a top vet with something wrong with her
- phd in trombone performance
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
my friends and I were talking one time about hypothetical versions of ourselves that never existed but might have and my top two are
- never had gender realizations, put all that directionless agitation towards vet school, became a top vet with something wrong with her
- phd in trombone performance
- never had gender realizations, put all that directionless agitation towards vet school, became a top vet with something wrong with her
- phd in trombone performance
Reposted by sadboy sipper
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by sadboy sipper
blood, meat |
#моросентябрь #pathologic_fest
day 11, "shaky replacement".
cette place aux enfers,
confrère,
c'est pour toi
qu'on l'a gardée.
#моросентябрь #pathologic_fest
day 11, "shaky replacement".
cette place aux enfers,
confrère,
c'est pour toi
qu'on l'a gardée.
September 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
blood, meat |
#моросентябрь #pathologic_fest
day 11, "shaky replacement".
cette place aux enfers,
confrère,
c'est pour toi
qu'on l'a gardée.
#моросентябрь #pathologic_fest
day 11, "shaky replacement".
cette place aux enfers,
confrère,
c'est pour toi
qu'on l'a gardée.