sadboy sipper
@mcmissiles.bsky.social
MC (stands for Valen) | he/they | late 20s
mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3
bi aroace and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️
18+ stupidposting @missileproofed
mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3
bi aroace and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️
18+ stupidposting @missileproofed
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sadboy sipper
@mcmissiles.bsky.social
· Dec 13
ok here goes, pinned post with all my fics if anybody wants to see that kind of thing
first, cats
first, cats
I love when I'm out walking and see a random cat and I get to hit the Oh Hey I Didn't See You There I Was Just Taking A Casual Stroll Not Caring About Much Of Anything How About You pose and watch their mind instantly go from "threat?" to "ok a chill guy"
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I love when I'm out walking and see a random cat and I get to hit the Oh Hey I Didn't See You There I Was Just Taking A Casual Stroll Not Caring About Much Of Anything How About You pose and watch their mind instantly go from "threat?" to "ok a chill guy"
A HAWK JUST HUNTED AND CAUGHT A PIGEON RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
A HAWK JUST HUNTED AND CAUGHT A PIGEON RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
mad because he can't run off with the necklace that is around my neck right now
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
mad because he can't run off with the necklace that is around my neck right now
my friends and I were talking one time about hypothetical versions of ourselves that never existed but might have and my top two are
- never had gender realizations, put all that directionless agitation towards vet school, became a top vet with something wrong with her
- phd in trombone performance
- never had gender realizations, put all that directionless agitation towards vet school, became a top vet with something wrong with her
- phd in trombone performance
February 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
my friends and I were talking one time about hypothetical versions of ourselves that never existed but might have and my top two are
- never had gender realizations, put all that directionless agitation towards vet school, became a top vet with something wrong with her
- phd in trombone performance
- never had gender realizations, put all that directionless agitation towards vet school, became a top vet with something wrong with her
- phd in trombone performance
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February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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blood, meat |
#моросентябрь #pathologic_fest
day 11, "shaky replacement".
cette place aux enfers,
confrère,
c'est pour toi
qu'on l'a gardée.
#моросентябрь #pathologic_fest
day 11, "shaky replacement".
cette place aux enfers,
confrère,
c'est pour toi
qu'on l'a gardée.
September 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
blood, meat |
#моросентябрь #pathologic_fest
day 11, "shaky replacement".
cette place aux enfers,
confrère,
c'est pour toi
qu'on l'a gardée.
#моросентябрь #pathologic_fest
day 11, "shaky replacement".
cette place aux enfers,
confrère,
c'est pour toi
qu'on l'a gardée.
briefly toyed with the idea of being more human being than vague hypothetical concept but honestly it doesn't come naturally at all so I think I'll keep being fictional
February 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
briefly toyed with the idea of being more human being than vague hypothetical concept but honestly it doesn't come naturally at all so I think I'll keep being fictional
came across something the other day where a bunch of people were talking about getting their canines filed down like it's standard practice....... I'm scared someone please tell me they're the weird ones
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
came across something the other day where a bunch of people were talking about getting their canines filed down like it's standard practice....... I'm scared someone please tell me they're the weird ones
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went here and everyone said they love and support you
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
went here and everyone said they love and support you
ok I could be "working" on my "writing" but hey I made my horrible man in heroforge... owobewon...
February 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
ok I could be "working" on my "writing" but hey I made my horrible man in heroforge... owobewon...
you think you're immune to a song because you haven't heard it in a while but then you get hit with the
February 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM
you think you're immune to a song because you haven't heard it in a while but then you get hit with the
was behind a car on the way home with a bumper sticker styled like a trump sticker but I could tell that wasn't what it said. spent half the drive trying to safely get close enough to read what it Did say, bc I had a guess that surely couldn't be right, but I Was right. it said PEEPEE
February 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
was behind a car on the way home with a bumper sticker styled like a trump sticker but I could tell that wasn't what it said. spent half the drive trying to safely get close enough to read what it Did say, bc I had a guess that surely couldn't be right, but I Was right. it said PEEPEE
horseposting again. most validating moments of my life in no particular order
- an older rider having trouble with her horse in a lesson says she's worried about bothering me and jack. trainer says "don't worry, you can't"
- an older rider having trouble with her horse in a lesson says she's worried about bothering me and jack. trainer says "don't worry, you can't"
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
horseposting again. most validating moments of my life in no particular order
- an older rider having trouble with her horse in a lesson says she's worried about bothering me and jack. trainer says "don't worry, you can't"
- an older rider having trouble with her horse in a lesson says she's worried about bothering me and jack. trainer says "don't worry, you can't"
finished my book and I need to ride a horse like I need to LIVE
February 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
finished my book and I need to ride a horse like I need to LIVE
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Today is Best Girl Hilda’s birthday! I might not have time to draw her today, so here’s the piece I did last year 💕🦌
February 3, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Today is Best Girl Hilda’s birthday! I might not have time to draw her today, so here’s the piece I did last year 💕🦌
I need to do some more weird byleth dynamics :/
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I need to do some more weird byleth dynamics :/
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10 hour flight to the town on the gorkhon river where you sitting
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
10 hour flight to the town on the gorkhon river where you sitting
what the hell is wrong with meeeeeeeeeeee
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
what the hell is wrong with meeeeeeeeeeee
they don't warn you what a fuck it is to separate the "my brain is biting itself because it has nothing better to do. I need to go find something better to do" and the "clearly I keep coming back to this because I need to try harder to figure it out" classes of brainspiraling
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
they don't warn you what a fuck it is to separate the "my brain is biting itself because it has nothing better to do. I need to go find something better to do" and the "clearly I keep coming back to this because I need to try harder to figure it out" classes of brainspiraling
how do I always forget what a bleak and strange place arby's is
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
how do I always forget what a bleak and strange place arby's is
need someone to hold my jaw in one hand and gently throw me facefirst into a wall and leave
February 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
need someone to hold my jaw in one hand and gently throw me facefirst into a wall and leave
my coworkers are not that much younger than me really but when I say the year I was born they play the jurassic park theme and when they say the year they were born I say I didn't realize there were conscious beings born that recently
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
my coworkers are not that much younger than me really but when I say the year I was born they play the jurassic park theme and when they say the year they were born I say I didn't realize there were conscious beings born that recently
this has existed for over a week and I still don't hate it self promo time
what's up #sylvainangstweekend approximately nobody asked for messy modern au sylveth freshly broken up with their respective partners and being weird about it but that's what I've got!
archiveofourown.org/works/78179301
archiveofourown.org/works/78179301
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
this has existed for over a week and I still don't hate it self promo time