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sadboy sipper
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MC (stands for Valen) | he/they | late 20s
mcmissileproof/xenonsdoodles tumblr | mcmissiles ao3
bi and weird. horror enjoyer. bylethologist. bug propagandist. ⚔️fight me in irl⚔️
18+ stupidposting @missileproofed
"how is funger going" well last night I walked into the living room where my friends were watching youtube and said GUESS HOW MANY TIMES I CAN RUN FACEFUCKINGFIRST INTO AN AXE and they said ...four? and I said THAT'S GENEROUS OF YOU
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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oh this oynon, always putting stuff in his mouth
#pathologic #pathologic2 #pathologic3 #daniildankovsky
March 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
really would be cool if being trans was just normal. like for all that I try to have fun with it I would very much like to just be understood as a man, even by people who know I'm not cis, and then fucking move on to literally anything else. I do not want to defend and justify myself at all times
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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those plague doctors or whatever
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
sense of pitch and sense of direction occupy a similar space in my mind because having a Perfect sense of either is equally as incomprehensible to me as having No sense of them
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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It's Monday, so that means it's time for...

✨Dimileth Meme Monday!✨

Here's your little pick-me-up to start the week!
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
if fate and brainworms allow it I might have a funger fic to post soonish
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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it’s like that.
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
they love each other...
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
those plague doctors or whatever
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
carson wants to EAT the patches off my jacket. buddy no
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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"i asked chatgpt" well i went to the cathedral in chapter 15 of azure moon and asked dimitri alexandre blaiddyd and he said "go away."
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
occasionally I think abt changing my name but all the options are
- taken from a character that implies too much about me
- not taken from a character but people would assume it was
- I know 5 trans men with this name
- I have a relative with this name
- just no attachment to it
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
mc stop making shit up to hurt your own feelings challenge round 9383849849 (I have not won a round yet)
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
DO I remember how to play fear and fungry after my unintentional long hiatus. I'm about to find out
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
idk about on here but the things about me that seem to surprise people most often irl are 1) I have a chemistry degree and 2) I used to ride horses Like A Lot. which is crazy bc those things combined take up a lot of space in my own self-perception
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong

1. bylethology
2. kittenposting
3. what the fuck ever else I'm talking about anymore idk
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
got a new toy identical to one of the first ones the kittens ever had (like, I got it for them before they even knew how to play) bc they tore the original to shreds and they're SO excited about it
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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we all had that one friend who would bring like 3 bowls of soup to the club. Trying to hold them all at once while on the dance floor, "watch out, im holding soup!" he would yell
July 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
if you're feeling stagnant sometimes taking a little walk around town will restore your sense of connection and affection for your world. also sometimes you will find five (5) random loaves of bread lying on the ground for some reason
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I like finding convenient forms of exercise that I actually enjoy but it's also frustrating bc like. with all that I agonize over sports I don't have the time or budget to do lately what do you Mean I didn't even consider Literally Just Jumping Up And Down until lately
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
here is. myself singing a song I like. if you're mean to me I'll explode so just keep that in mind <3

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bastard of many names | 20s | he/they | fucked up guys enthusiast, horrortragedy brained | art/oc blog - main is mcmissileproof
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November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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this is peak mashup to me www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D-W...

(god i love neil cicierega)
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
what if I posted my voice again. almost insane enough for it
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
getting called a cat in my own home :/
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM