rex
@stergeon.bsky.social
tired ol dyke / elfposter in chief
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rex
@stergeon.bsky.social
· Apr 13
Hubert’s Perfectly Normal Day #031: Have LADY EDELGARD accompany you back to the snack table.
stergeon.tumblr.com/post/7807495...
#fe3h #hpnd
stergeon.tumblr.com/post/7807495...
#fe3h #hpnd
has the role of “puck wizard” changed the game of hockey, sure. but we’re seeing far more interesting methods of play than the tired ol’ “dump and chase”, and who can help but cheer whenever stuart skinner successfully conjures a shield wall? there’s never been a better time to be a fan
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
has the role of “puck wizard” changed the game of hockey, sure. but we’re seeing far more interesting methods of play than the tired ol’ “dump and chase”, and who can help but cheer whenever stuart skinner successfully conjures a shield wall? there’s never been a better time to be a fan
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Happy Walking Circulatory System In The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Happy Walking Circulatory System In The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
went out walkin downtown with the squad last night critiquing each other’s carabiner sounds and pontificating on the merits of jangle v. clack. i’m a jangle butch myself absolutely zero respect for clack.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
went out walkin downtown with the squad last night critiquing each other’s carabiner sounds and pontificating on the merits of jangle v. clack. i’m a jangle butch myself absolutely zero respect for clack.
john tavares trapping mitch marner’s spirit in an anti-5g amulet before shipping his empty husk to vegas was controversial but it has actually been good for young mitchie who, no longer burdened by his brat boy soul or the shadow of auston matthews, has reportedly been doing “much better at hockey”
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
john tavares trapping mitch marner’s spirit in an anti-5g amulet before shipping his empty husk to vegas was controversial but it has actually been good for young mitchie who, no longer burdened by his brat boy soul or the shadow of auston matthews, has reportedly been doing “much better at hockey”
here’s the facts about skateboarding. it’s really fun
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
here’s the facts about skateboarding. it’s really fun
To: everyoneiknow@email.com
Cc: anyoneidontmember@web.mail
From: rex@stergeon.bsky.social
Subject: wassup remember me
yeah i bet you do i was manic as hell at the function yesterday «you’re welcome/i am so sorry» hmu if you still like me
Best,
rex w. squink, BA
Cc: anyoneidontmember@web.mail
From: rex@stergeon.bsky.social
Subject: wassup remember me
yeah i bet you do i was manic as hell at the function yesterday «you’re welcome/i am so sorry» hmu if you still like me
Best,
rex w. squink, BA
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
To: everyoneiknow@email.com
Cc: anyoneidontmember@web.mail
From: rex@stergeon.bsky.social
Subject: wassup remember me
yeah i bet you do i was manic as hell at the function yesterday «you’re welcome/i am so sorry» hmu if you still like me
Best,
rex w. squink, BA
Cc: anyoneidontmember@web.mail
From: rex@stergeon.bsky.social
Subject: wassup remember me
yeah i bet you do i was manic as hell at the function yesterday «you’re welcome/i am so sorry» hmu if you still like me
Best,
rex w. squink, BA
i should write a fic that isn’t about going to bed
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
i should write a fic that isn’t about going to bed
being patient and calm and cool is easy when you’re a normal guy like me
November 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
being patient and calm and cool is easy when you’re a normal guy like me
when i read the abbreviation gnc for gender nonconforming i understand the meaning but soundwise it only outputs in my head as “jonk.” as in right on bud you’re looking jonkular as fuck today
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
when i read the abbreviation gnc for gender nonconforming i understand the meaning but soundwise it only outputs in my head as “jonk.” as in right on bud you’re looking jonkular as fuck today
volunteering to get slithered. come n get it
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
volunteering to get slithered. come n get it
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me: hows it going
sheetz cashier guy: just sitting here thinkin about d&d
me: cool
scg: trying to make an artillery mage
me: is that like a wizard with a gun
scg: ha ha. no. you summon explosions
me: that sounds useful
scg: id love to be able to do that. just once
me: ha ha
scg: *far off look* yeah
sheetz cashier guy: just sitting here thinkin about d&d
me: cool
scg: trying to make an artillery mage
me: is that like a wizard with a gun
scg: ha ha. no. you summon explosions
me: that sounds useful
scg: id love to be able to do that. just once
me: ha ha
scg: *far off look* yeah
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
me: hows it going
sheetz cashier guy: just sitting here thinkin about d&d
me: cool
scg: trying to make an artillery mage
me: is that like a wizard with a gun
scg: ha ha. no. you summon explosions
me: that sounds useful
scg: id love to be able to do that. just once
me: ha ha
scg: *far off look* yeah
sheetz cashier guy: just sitting here thinkin about d&d
me: cool
scg: trying to make an artillery mage
me: is that like a wizard with a gun
scg: ha ha. no. you summon explosions
me: that sounds useful
scg: id love to be able to do that. just once
me: ha ha
scg: *far off look* yeah
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setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING
i dunno what to tell you man i’m #elfposting today
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i dunno what to tell you man i’m #elfposting today
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✨WITHOUT YOU✨PAGE PREVIEW
An Edeleth fan comic, 1/12 🧵
An Edeleth fan comic, 1/12 🧵
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
✨WITHOUT YOU✨PAGE PREVIEW
An Edeleth fan comic, 1/12 🧵
An Edeleth fan comic, 1/12 🧵
magnum opus tbh. study of the martyrdom of st. bartholomew www.wikiart.org/en/jusepe-de...
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
magnum opus tbh. study of the martyrdom of st. bartholomew www.wikiart.org/en/jusepe-de...
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year 3 of insisting edelgard should’ve been worse
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
year 3 of insisting edelgard should’ve been worse
lookin at my ao3 stats page like a fool. for a minute now the vickyvesties has been on the verge of eclipsing my proudest girlsmut in views and while
a) this makes sense on account of it being multichapter vs. a oneshot and
b) i am of course grateful for Any views
i am nonetheless feeling a bit ……..
a) this makes sense on account of it being multichapter vs. a oneshot and
b) i am of course grateful for Any views
i am nonetheless feeling a bit ……..
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
lookin at my ao3 stats page like a fool. for a minute now the vickyvesties has been on the verge of eclipsing my proudest girlsmut in views and while
a) this makes sense on account of it being multichapter vs. a oneshot and
b) i am of course grateful for Any views
i am nonetheless feeling a bit ……..
a) this makes sense on account of it being multichapter vs. a oneshot and
b) i am of course grateful for Any views
i am nonetheless feeling a bit ……..
as much as i like that edelgard is self-aware and principled and such i really enjoy when that awareness slips/a blind spot is revealed/she intentionally disregards all them pretty principles and we’re reminded that she’s a ruler with absolute power
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
as much as i like that edelgard is self-aware and principled and such i really enjoy when that awareness slips/a blind spot is revealed/she intentionally disregards all them pretty principles and we’re reminded that she’s a ruler with absolute power
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new gray hair just dropped found it sticking straight up from the middle of my dome alfalfa style
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
new gray hair just dropped found it sticking straight up from the middle of my dome alfalfa style
be posted up to get your preorder in on this book PRONTO, it's GORGEOUS!!!!!!!
Book preorders go live tomorrow at last!!!
But before that happens, I made three acrylic locket charm designs to select from, but why not make all three available??? If that sounds like a fine idea, if this post can get 25 reposts, I'll know it's a good one! Check out the variants below!
But before that happens, I made three acrylic locket charm designs to select from, but why not make all three available??? If that sounds like a fine idea, if this post can get 25 reposts, I'll know it's a good one! Check out the variants below!
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
be posted up to get your preorder in on this book PRONTO, it's GORGEOUS!!!!!!!
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Book preorders go live tomorrow at last!!!
But before that happens, I made three acrylic locket charm designs to select from, but why not make all three available??? If that sounds like a fine idea, if this post can get 25 reposts, I'll know it's a good one! Check out the variants below!
But before that happens, I made three acrylic locket charm designs to select from, but why not make all three available??? If that sounds like a fine idea, if this post can get 25 reposts, I'll know it's a good one! Check out the variants below!
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Book preorders go live tomorrow at last!!!
But before that happens, I made three acrylic locket charm designs to select from, but why not make all three available??? If that sounds like a fine idea, if this post can get 25 reposts, I'll know it's a good one! Check out the variants below!
But before that happens, I made three acrylic locket charm designs to select from, but why not make all three available??? If that sounds like a fine idea, if this post can get 25 reposts, I'll know it's a good one! Check out the variants below!
forgot to put mustard on my grilled cheese. whats the point
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
forgot to put mustard on my grilled cheese. whats the point
wassup it’s tuesdayyyy how y’all doin! as for me you already know what i’ve got goin on. haha yepp i’m viewin my draft again and i’m touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
wassup it’s tuesdayyyy how y’all doin! as for me you already know what i’ve got goin on. haha yepp i’m viewin my draft again and i’m touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it touching it
wouldnt it be neat if i finished another chapter of old man clod
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
wouldnt it be neat if i finished another chapter of old man clod