rex
@stergeon.bsky.social
garrulous internet butch / elfposter in chief
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🗣️ fe3h shitposting: right here babey
edelgardsucks.com 👈
🎨 art: stergeon.tumblr.com
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📚 words: https://archiveofourown.org/users/stergeon
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@stergeon.bsky.social
· Dec 26
Hubert’s Perfectly Normal Day #032: WARP around the MEATHEAD SQUAD to obtain BREAKFAST for LADY EDELGARD.
stergeon.tumblr.com/post/8040291...
#fe3h #hpnd
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#fe3h #hpnd
Thabks for your understanding.
![screenshot of the thread above but with the words THREAD CANCELLED!!!! edited over it in snapchat. additional notes read:
To whom it may concern:
Whilst I was composing this relatable thread a Brown Marmorated Stink Bug landed on me and it was awful. And gross. I did not like it and I now lack the fortitude to persevere.
i’ve added two of the same picture of a Brown Marmorated Stink Bug for reference, labeled “Terrible” and “This the fuck right here” in case there is any confusion. i also put a knife emoji on one of them and some gifs that say “I hate [hand pointing] yes, it’s you” and “i hate you.” i also also linked to the wikipedia page for brown marmorated stink bug. here is the link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_marmorated_stink_bug](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6zjnnb2cfaprl7elpxwhimvc/bafkreif35jgud3k426uqcdp5xhe2cuwspy6ie4njrts5mehqbusjesda4i@jpeg)
February 16, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Thabks for your understanding.
sorry i was just recalling the ceaseless gray of my existence before an unearthly presence awoke within my vessel…. what were you saying
February 16, 2026 at 1:39 AM
sorry i was just recalling the ceaseless gray of my existence before an unearthly presence awoke within my vessel…. what were you saying
when a woman becomes a big fuckoff dragon i think that’s fine
February 16, 2026 at 1:23 AM
when a woman becomes a big fuckoff dragon i think that’s fine
fuck meeeee the vickyvesties just turned TWO
February 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
fuck meeeee the vickyvesties just turned TWO
i met edelgard in real life AMA
February 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
i met edelgard in real life AMA
all weekend i’ve been sayin shit like “🚨🧝♀️ ELF ALERT 🧝🚨”
February 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
all weekend i’ve been sayin shit like “🚨🧝♀️ ELF ALERT 🧝🚨”
they’re making me choose my allegiance
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
they’re making me choose my allegiance
lotta mfers in gray paint here in the year of our lordt 2026….. kinda awesome……
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
lotta mfers in gray paint here in the year of our lordt 2026….. kinda awesome……
im on my balcony at the mcfuckin function espying the many milling about at the whiskey village shoppe or partaking in the uterus pond photoshoot. i lord over it all from my perch on high whilst wearing my smoking jacket drinking my old fashioned and nodding and going mm yes the facsimile delights
February 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
im on my balcony at the mcfuckin function espying the many milling about at the whiskey village shoppe or partaking in the uterus pond photoshoot. i lord over it all from my perch on high whilst wearing my smoking jacket drinking my old fashioned and nodding and going mm yes the facsimile delights
northern virginia might as well be the moon
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
northern virginia might as well be the moon
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business in the front (elf pussy) party in the back (human butthole)
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
business in the front (elf pussy) party in the back (human butthole)
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they're saying 2016 is back but i'm still in my 2019 backlog tbh
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
they're saying 2016 is back but i'm still in my 2019 backlog tbh
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
obviously have automatons on the brain today but been thinkin about where the church’s golems come from and what their whole deal is, especially considering we don’t see much in the way of technology from the church of seiros the way we do with the agarthans
February 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
obviously have automatons on the brain today but been thinkin about where the church’s golems come from and what their whole deal is, especially considering we don’t see much in the way of technology from the church of seiros the way we do with the agarthans
this should go without saying but if you are imagining the narrator of my chief golem mechanic of garreg mach thread as anything other than a yucky disgusting butch lesbian you are not having the intended experience
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
this should go without saying but if you are imagining the narrator of my chief golem mechanic of garreg mach thread as anything other than a yucky disgusting butch lesbian you are not having the intended experience
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where were you when the empire revolted. i was in a tavern in garreg mach town drunk as a skunk and wearing my tightest white undershirt. seteth said it was “unbecoming of our chief golem mechanic” to have to be rolled back to the garage but it was my day off, how was i to know there’d be a war on
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
where were you when the empire revolted. i was in a tavern in garreg mach town drunk as a skunk and wearing my tightest white undershirt. seteth said it was “unbecoming of our chief golem mechanic” to have to be rolled back to the garage but it was my day off, how was i to know there’d be a war on
excited to get drunk with my buds in a hotel this weeking at the anime convention…….
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
excited to get drunk with my buds in a hotel this weeking at the anime convention…….
i am pretty sure i have the coolest dog on the planet btw.
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
i am pretty sure i have the coolest dog on the planet btw.
who is going to get edelgard rocks dot com and transfer me the domain so i don’t have to pay for it but still have it
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
who is going to get edelgard rocks dot com and transfer me the domain so i don’t have to pay for it but still have it
TWO dirty shirleys THREE episodes of the terror 2018… pretty good night!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
TWO dirty shirleys THREE episodes of the terror 2018… pretty good night!!!!
seiros sittin on the curb outside the club fresh off a screaming match with seteth smoking pall malls to the filter phone dead mascera smeared can’t hail a cab to save her life and damn it fuck who walks out but that fresh out of penny loafers louboutin-wearing little shit hresvelg from south office
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
seiros sittin on the curb outside the club fresh off a screaming match with seteth smoking pall malls to the filter phone dead mascera smeared can’t hail a cab to save her life and damn it fuck who walks out but that fresh out of penny loafers louboutin-wearing little shit hresvelg from south office
big titty claude is in the buildinggggg
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 AM
big titty claude is in the buildinggggg
byleth eisner pet detective send post
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
byleth eisner pet detective send post
thinkin about my old old man
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
thinkin about my old old man
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