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rex
@stergeon.bsky.social
garrulous internet butch / elfposter in chief
🎨 art: stergeon.tumblr.com
💻 elfs: iloveelfs.com
📚 words: https://archiveofourown.org/users/stergeon
🗣️ fe3h shitposting: right here babey

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Hubert’s Perfectly Normal Day #032: WARP around the MEATHEAD SQUAD to obtain BREAKFAST for LADY EDELGARD.

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#fe3h #hpnd
this should go without saying but if you are imagining the narrator of my chief golem mechanic of garreg mach thread as anything other than a yucky disgusting butch lesbian you are not having the intended experience
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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where were you when the empire revolted. i was in a tavern in garreg mach town drunk as a skunk and wearing my tightest white undershirt. seteth said it was “unbecoming of our chief golem mechanic” to have to be rolled back to the garage but it was my day off, how was i to know there’d be a war on
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
excited to get drunk with my buds in a hotel this weeking at the anime convention…….
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
i am pretty sure i have the coolest dog on the planet btw.
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
who is going to get edelgard rocks dot com and transfer me the domain so i don’t have to pay for it but still have it
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
TWO dirty shirleys THREE episodes of the terror 2018… pretty good night!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
seiros sittin on the curb outside the club fresh off a screaming match with seteth smoking pall malls to the filter phone dead mascera smeared can’t hail a cab to save her life and damn it fuck who walks out but that fresh out of penny loafers louboutin-wearing little shit hresvelg from south office
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
big titty claude is in the buildinggggg
February 10, 2026 at 7:34 AM
byleth eisner pet detective send post
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
thinkin about my old old man
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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烈女
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
every year i do hourly comic day i think “this is the most low-effort version i’ve ever done or will do” and then the next year i look back at the previous run and am like damn i put a lot of work into those :0/
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
wait for me to down this whiskey ginger then im gonna start judith/tiana posting at speed and no one will be able to stop me
February 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Gideon! Gideon! Gideon!
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
straight up forgor about hourly comic day fml
February 8, 2026 at 9:59 PM
the terror 2018 has really done a number on me and my lady… every time we try to pick something to watch those cold men are the elephant in the room. “aside from them,”
February 8, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Ianthe 🦴
February 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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wip i just feel like posting something
February 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
gonna watch a film #cool
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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" your seasoning is the reasoning, without you life has no meaning.
You're the love of my life
But in this crazy, crazy world
How can love survive?
Maybe love only lasts for a limited time."
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
nighty night
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 AM
baja blastleth…
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 AM
i nneed them to kiss [URGENT]
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 AM