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@stergeon.bsky.social
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tired ol dyke / elfposter in chief
🎨 art: stergeon.tumblr.com
💻 elfs: iloveelfs.com
📚 yuri: https://archiveofourown.org/users/stergeon
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thank you so much
obituary for me, rex stergeon, 1994 – 2025 Rex Stergeon, 31, passed away on the internet in the early hours of Wednesday, November 12th from complications of being extremely gay. An accomplished homosexual, Rex nonetheless succumbed upon sight of a particularly brilliant rendition of dykedestroyer J*dith von Str*pnel. Rex is survived by their lady love, puppydog and kittycats (Maryland, USA), and their beloved son, Dagoth Ur (Red Mountain, Morrowind). In lieu of flowers, please send awards, accolades, and immense gratitude to @yingui.bsky.social.
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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you make points em……. you make points………
low poly elder scrolls shadowkey wolf.png says THINKIN
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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the what i think vs. what i say meme with a speech bubble that has no words in it and a head that is filled to the brim and overflowing with toneless screaming of the letter A
November 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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AA
extremely blurry close cropped picture of my roommates samoyed dog looking really really scared
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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me waiting to get really scared
the sculpture Homunculus Loxodontus by Margriet van Breevoort. it’s a big blob-lookin gray thing sittin on a bench with its hands in its lap. it has the head of an elephant seal and it’s looking patiently yet expectantly up at you with its big shiny black eyes. it’s actually a picture of me waiting
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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screenshot of a skeet i was making as a reply to my previous post. it went over the character limit by 67 characters but i didn’t want to delete any of them so here they all are. hi, i’m rex w. squink, bachelor of arts. my coping mechanism of choice? banality and fantasy, babey! every day, capitalism digs its heel deeper into our backs until we are crushed beneath its weight and the only escape is escapism. but hey—if we ain’t got leverage, at least we got levity! i saw an elf hitchhiking on 495 and yeah i had to tell him that’s not allowed
October 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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every single day of my life im saying this
map of fodlan cropped to leicester and overlaid with a picture of judith von daphnel, as well as: a bunch of hearts and glitter; the leicester alliance flag; a bunny; a pink sword; a pink banana; the flushed, hand-over-mouth, and shook emojis; and a picture of surprised ingrid, all overlaid with the text Happy Judith von Strapnel Day Daddy. very obviously assembled in snapchat. ingrid got weirdly squished on export so thanks snapchat
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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IT’S DONE!! IT’S IN!!! IT’S OVER!!!!!!!!!

im the party bitch.
low poly elder scrolls shadowkey wolf.png says AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA АААААААAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA
October 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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map of fodlan cropped to leicester and overlaid with a picture of judith von daphnel, as well as: a bunch of hearts and glitter; the leicester alliance flag; a bunny; a pink sword; a pink banana; the flushed, hand-over-mouth, and shook emojis; and a picture of surprised ingrid, all overlaid with the text Happy Judith von Strapnel Day Daddy. very obviously assembled in snapchat. ingrid got weirdly squished on export so thanks snapchat
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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“how i feel” worksheet about bugs completed by a child, but instead of being about bugs it’s about edelgard. Complete the sentences to show how you feel about Edelgard. She makes me feel: fine When I see her, I say: nothing Complete the picture to show an expression you might make when you see Edelgard: a face template has been colored in to depict a kid making a bored, neutral expression
October 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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edelgard holding a straw-ber-rita. as is her right.
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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when you have a printer you can print anything. i printed this for my lady. #nice
full color printout of shadow the hedgehog standing. the print is cut off so some of the top of his head is not there and also there’s like an inch of white space where his shoes would be. but he looks good.
October 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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nobody tell him but i hid some wolfs in his house.
low poly elder scrolls shadowkey wolf.png says HAHA
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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tried out my buddy’s new printer
hubert von vestra’s post-timeskip portrait in black and white. laser printer on paper, page 1 of 1, printed october 17th 2025 at 10:24pm
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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villainous shade
the woods at night. taken with the flash on. in the foreground: a big brokeup stick. in the middle: sticks and leafs. in the background: trees…… darkness….. and the stick legs, panting snout, and glowing gold eyes of oakley the dog. ahaha……. pretty scary!!
October 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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my mcfuckin situation.
breakfast potatoes in a lil bowl… blue piece of trash string… these things in my hand, and on the floor, the cat: bonny baloney, tabby, covetous. got my taters, got my strang… and bonald, well, she wants both.
September 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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im sorry.
my notes app apology dated september 19th, 2025 at 2:33pm, from the folder labeled “apologies vol. iii – satirical.” it reads: hi everyone. as some of you already may know, today i attempted to draw j*dith von d*phnel from memory. in undertaking this task, i did everything in my power to render a faithful portrait despite my lack aid of visual references. to my great shame, all my positive intentions and genuine affection for ms. von d*phnel were insufficient, and my attempt at portraiture has done her a grave disservice. in my ignorance, and my misguided aim to display ms. j*dith respectfully, my rendition did not sufficiently emphasize her tiddies. i did not have faith in my own deeply held belief that ms. von d*phnel’s tiddies could possibly be that out in her official art and so i regretfully chose to err on the side of caution. not only this, i callously disregarded her legendary ass—statistically the largest in the fire emblem three houses cast—and did not portray it at all. this cowardly maneuver does not appropriately honor ms. von d*phnel and i am deeply sorry. as penance, i shall devote myself to an extended period of analysis of ms. von d*phnel’s appearance such that my next attempt at constructing her likeness is faithful and appropriately honors her assets. to you all, and particularly to ms. von str*pnel, i apologize for my carelessness and will not be so neglectful in the future. next time there will be booty too. sincerely, rex stergeon
September 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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i can’t think about j*dith for too long or i’ll experience a category nine woman event, so i had a harder time with this than i thought i would, but i channeled “hot horse girl who was mean to me in high school has mellowed out upon finding meaningful employ as a pirate” and that went pretty good??
judith von daphnel from fire emblem three houses. pony: high. collar: popped. titties: out. she has it all going on. my from-memory rendition of judith. the pose and expression are right and the fivehead is only a tad excessive, but the ponytail is not high enough, she lacks a second popped collar, and most regrettably, her titties are insufficiently out. she’s got one hand on a sword at her hip and the other raised, and she is smirking at you as she says “Let’s compare hand sizes and then maybe I’ll kill you in real life.”
September 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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when my fiancee told me to draw yami yugi i did not think it would go this well. but it turns out when you draw a dude every single day when you are 9-10 years old and then never again, some of the muscle memory sticks around and then yami yugi is there. like that’s him
it’s yami yugi from yugioh… i think this is the battle city era. his hair is so pointy and tall like a black-on-red star on the back of his head, and he has blonde spikes like lightning bolts sticking up there too, plus spiky blonde bangs. he’s very pointy in general, from his hair to his nose and chin and his spiked bracelets and the student jacket (?) he’s wearing on his shoulders like a dork-ass cape. one studded belt isn’t enough so he has two. he’s wearing a tight sleeveless tank top and skinny jeans, and of course he is wearing the millennium puzzle on its fatass chain around his neck. he’s just a normal high school guy my drawing of yami yugi… it’s basically him even if my spikes are more floppy and lightning-y than his. he’s wearing his jacket like a jacket though. the style is alarmingly similar to the actual art style so uh, i guess all those how to draw tutorials on yugioh dot com in 2004 paid off. he’s holding up two duel monsters cards and yelling “Got My Cards” “Got My Puzz” “Lets Go Bitch”
September 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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i have no idea what komaeda looks like.
it’s nagito komaeda from danganronpa. he’s standing… he has wiggly white hair that points up in the air but also drapes down around his shoulders. he has a torn up oversized hooded coat and a white t-shirt with a symbol of i dunno what on it, and he’s wearing skinny jeans, a chain wallet, and ankle boots with zippers on them. his eyeliner looks good as always it’s supposed to be nagita komaeda from danganronpa. it is not. this is some vegeta-haired waif with one punch man’s face and limp little wrists who got a fat hot topic gift card for his birthday. he’s got some stud earrings and painted nails, he’s wearing skinny jeans with a studded belt, combat boots, and a striped shirt, and his bigass hooded coat sits on his teeny shoulders like a set of drapes. he’s smiling at least with his big watery eyes. you can tell i was really struggling with this by my notes in the margins where i was writing down my thoughts verbatim. “fuck man. what is going on?” “um… Despare?” komaeda is laughing like “AHeeHeeHa!” with a little music note. in case you didn’t know that’s his trademark laugh, i labeled it as such. i’m embarrassed.
September 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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when drawing this last night i realized i have never drawn naruto and i am pretty sure i haven’t seen a full episode of any of his shows. but he looks pretty much like him!
drawing of a chibi-lookin naruto doing the splits. he’s doin his wink and big grin thing and he’s throwing a thumbs up and yelling “BLEEVIT!” he looks pretty much like naruto from the first series although i missed like all the details of his outfit and forgot his leg belt thing
September 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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im sketchin… give me a character and im gonna try to draw them from memory. #noGodsNoReferences

heres shadow the hedgehog for my fiancee (easy mode as i know everything about him)
it’s shadow the hedgehog from the video game shadow the hedgehog. he’s standing and frowning as he is wont to do and has his arms crossed over his chest. there’s a curly arrow pointing at his head labeled “fake,” to which he says “whatever.” i got shadow pretty much perfect except i did forget the tops of his shoes which is pretty embarrassing
September 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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last night i tried to hold my dog like i do my kittycats
drawing of me kneeling down next to my dog oakley and wrapping my arms around her tummy. oakley is a black lab/cattle dog mix with big bat ears, red eyes, a round barrel belly, skinny little stick legs, a fat rudder tail, and grey splotches on her chin, chest, and toes. she’s standing there, staring straight ahead and stock still like a creature. my glasses are balanced on top of my head. this is a mistake. direct continuation from the previous, but the instant i lifted oakley’s little stick legs a quarter inch off the ground, she transformed into a nightmare dog screaming “WAGH”!! all her teeth are showing, her fat tail is sticking up, her red eyes have white slits in them, and her little stick legs are waving around. i’m still holding her, but my glasses have started falling off and i’m on a general downward trajectory
September 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #myshape
oakley the cattle dog mix lookin like a black paint blob on my kitchen floor. her ears are perked up and her tail is wagging
September 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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werther fever strikes the garreg mach staff early. but not early enough for seteth.
(thanks @dogsithea.bsky.social for the inspo)
it’s seteth from fire emblem three houses except he’s caught werther fever. he’s wearing the distinctive outfit worn by the titular protagonist of The Sorrows of Young Werther by Johann Wolfgang Goethe (1774), sporting a blue tailcoat, yellow waistcoat and yellow trousers. he’s stern as usual but subtly chuffed to bits seteth has been joined by ferdinand von aegir, who is wearing the exact same outfit as seteth. he is running up to seteth and waving, looking over the moon as he cheers “SETETH!” he beams and gushes: “Did you enjoy the book? What of the ending? Poor Werther! I was unaware you appreciate contemporary literature! The life of a commoner is one of many misfortunes indeed. What of lovely Charlotte! What was your favorite part? Shall we discuss over tea?” seteth, viewed from the back, is stiff and inexpressive. in the background stands lorenz, also wearing the same outfit. he is striking a pose and looking very pleased with himself as he says “I am also here.” an arrow pointing at him says “didn’t read the book.” i guess he just enjoys the fashion an official notice from the church of seiros reads: “The Sorrows of Young Werther has been BANNED.” signed: seteth
September 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM