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ow my knee hurts
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hehe .. poasting is back in season
ow my knee hurts
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
hehe .. poasting is back in season
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
jumping spiders' eyes can't rotate to look around since the lens is part of their exoskeleton, so instead they move their retinas inside their head
Close-Up Video of Transparent Jumping Spider Captures Its Tube-Like Eyes Moving
YouTube video by Storyful Viral
m.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
mogging for jesus
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
brand new ripped jeans! brand new ripped jeans! brand new ripped jeans!
September 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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i’m genuinely pleading with you to read this entire article
September 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i'm training to go pro in competitive weeping
September 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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May 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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nate silver (tied up in my basement and dressed like a pikmin): this is blueskyism

me (poking him with a stick): no talking. pick up that soda can

ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume anime girl: show him who’s boss, captain olimar

my cat (unable to comprehend any of this): meow
September 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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what the fuck are you talking about. what the fuck does any of this mean!!!! shut the fuck up!!!!!
September 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
tired: talking about computers

wired: talking about *your* computer
September 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
an excerpt from a renters earthquake insurance plan that only exists because the main renters insurance does not by default cover earthquakes. in san francisco.
September 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
you know how someone will be on their deathbed but like they'll hold on to life for a few days until their missing nephew is rescued from the storm drain or whatever and then they can finally let go

the year is 2087, the doctor said i'd be dead yesterday, but i am playing no mans sky expedition 142
Voyagers Update - No Man's Sky
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www.nomanssky.com
September 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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(interrupting small child singing) Yeah, i know what a teapot looks like, thanks
August 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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"everyone does it"

you are still effectively taking out a gun and firing random shots off when you do this, if you don't treat your car like a lethal weapon you are a bad person
here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
August 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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nobody has seen the president in three days

[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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The real worst rebrand in history is when a piece of bundled scanner software called Barneyscan XP was renamed Photoshop. Imagine a world where that became the word for manipulated images… haters will say it’s Barneyscanned
August 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i'm so tired i could sleep with a horse
August 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
kids these days don't know how good we had it with the wordplay opportunity of "two thousand and ___"
August 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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on the one hand I should absolutely put my phone down but on the other hand what if the forces attacking democracy operate on weeping angels logic
August 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Did you ever do a great joke when there was only one person around and think damn I wish that had a bigger audience? Anyway today I asked my wife if there was parking and she said I think there’s a lot and I said well we only need one.
August 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
very wacky how some white leftists use spanish and arabic for clout or elevate them as if they embody indigeneity
August 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
this is shaping up to be the most innovative year in meme culture since 2018
August 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM