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A humanoid figure whose torso is just a giant round head is standing in a parking lot wearing ripped jeans and smiling. In all caps large letters is "BNRJ" with a bandaged heart emoji next to it.
September 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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it tickles me that they waited nine years to add this
Screenshot of the changelog from the original post showing one bullet point with the text: Implemented support for rebinding controls on console.
September 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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an excerpt from a renters earthquake insurance plan that only exists because the main renters insurance does not by default cover earthquakes. in san francisco.
Screenshot of text where the phrase "breakable items" is underlined with red highlighter: 3. Property Not Covered In addition to the property not covered in the policy form, or any other endorsement attached to this policy, with respect to earthquake as described under A. 1 above we do not insure: a. Breakable items, consisting of the following:
September 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Screenshot of text: Please read carefully the instructions on how to sign up on SignUp. You will be entering your name and email address in the comment section. Please do NOT click on the green "Sign Up" button, which is for
August 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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this is shaping up to be the most innovative year in meme culture since 2018
August 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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lol
A screenshot of a Google search for "bees in my computer" showing a result "An Al Overview is not available for this search"
August 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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there's so much comfort in this chaos
Photo of a blackboard in a lecture room with a professor standing in front of it. The board reads: Ultralight DM Direct Detection h-bar (reduced Planck constant) = c = 1 3x10^8m = 1s 0.2 GeV • fm = 1 Heaviside-Lorentz 1T = 200 eV^2
August 8, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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the way this headline is phrased exactly like you would phrase a headline about a car bomb
Screenshot of a Bluesky post preview for an article. The headline of the article: "Crypto group claims responsibility for hurling sex toys at WNBA games" The subtitle: A spokesman for the cryptocurrency meme coin creators told USA TODAY Sports they launched sex toys as a light..." The image is a photograph taken of a WNBA game taken from the hoop at one end of the court. One player is about to dunk the ball into the hoop while a player from the other team attempts the block the shot.
August 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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hmmm
A screenshot of the Google Maps app page for New York City Hall
August 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc1217
Screenshot of the linked RFC. Text is written in a typewriter style monospaced font. Text: (b) the BNL facility can only send neutrino bursts in one direction (through the center of the Earth) to a site near Tierra del Fuego, Chile. Consequently, all submarines must be scheduled to pass near Tierra del Fuego on a regular basis to coincide with the PCM neutrino signalling from the BNL source. Screenshot of the linked RFC. Text is written in a typewriter style monospaced font. Text: (c) Firefly cryptography. A random signal (mason jar full of fireflies is used to encipher the transmitted signal by optical combining. At the receiving site, another jar of fireflies is used to decipher the message. Since the correlation between the transmitting and receiving firefly jars is essentially nil, the probability of successful decipherment is quite low, yielding a very low effective transmission rate.
August 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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wuh wuh wuh
Mobile screenshot of a Wikipedia page with text: In English, www is usually read as double-u double-u double-u. [37] Some users pronounce it dub-dub-dub, particularly in New Zealand. [38] Stephen Fry, in his "Podgrams" series of podcasts, pronounces it wuh wuh wuh. [39] The English writer <end of text>
August 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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tfw your students are using a suspicious amount of em dashes
A screenshot of a Google image search showing 8 previews of reaction/meme images. They all are crude comic strip style drawings of humanoid characters engaged in feral, violent, homicidal, cannibalistic, and self destructive acts. Some have creepy pointed teeth and red eyes.
July 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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55 burgers 55 fries
Screenshot of an iOS notification titled "Shortcuts" with the description "55 automations are enabled on your iPhone." and the timestamp "now". The icon for the Shortcuts app is shown. The wallpaper is visible in the background and is an image of a nebula taken by JWST.
July 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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A grid panel meme format with 2 columns and 3 rows. In order from left to right and top to bottom: - A graph of a purple sawtooth wave - A stock image of a glass of orange juice on a white background surrounded by three oranges, one of which is cut in half. The image is watermarked 'alamy' - A graph of a green square wave - A stock image of a glass of grape juice on a white background surrounded by bunches of grapes. The image is watermarked 'depositphotos' - A graph of a red sine wave - A stock image of a glass of apple juice on a white background surrounded by three apples, one of which is cut in half. The image is watermarked 'dreamstime'
July 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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this is a literary masterpiece
Screenshot of the article of black serif text on white background, italics included as asterisks: "For the record, I'm not an expectant parent. But I did hear that sentence, or one very close to it, and it really stressed me out, so if I *were* an expectant parent, I imagine I would have been even *more* stressed out, what with the pregnancy and the hormones and everything."
July 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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embarrassing but i recognized #1 immediately bc of the bus stops in rust (the facepunch game)
Image of a bus stop from the game Rust. The overall shape resembles that of the first photo in the OP, except that it has glass windows on the sides instead of being open, and the material looks more metallic and is worn down. This is a screenshot from the Youtube video "Rust Console Bus Stop Base Design" by Robbydeath.
July 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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much like cows' well known affinity for jazz, belugas seem to be very fond of classical music
Screenshot from the Wikipedia article "Human–animal communication" with the text: Soviet icebreaker (1985) experimented with different kinds of music to signal to 1,000 to 3,000 belugas that they could follow the ship to open water. They responded to classical music. [43] [44] [45]
June 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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EMERGENCY ACTION • EMERGENCY ACTION ICE ARRESTS HAPPENING NOW URGENT MASS SIT IN AT SF AND CONCORD IMMIGRATION COURTS JUNE 10TH TUESDAY IMMEDIATELY Concord Immigration Court, 1855 Gateway Blvd, Concord, CA 94520 San Francisco Immigration Court, 100 Montgomery St, SF, CA 94104 Screenshot of a text message with text: RAPID RESPONSE TO SF AND CONCORD ICE AT IMMIGRATION COURTS - MASS SIT IN HAPPENING NOW ICE arrests are happing NOW at both San Francisco and Concord courts. Now is the time to stand up against separation of our families. ALL OUT TO SF AND CONCORD COURTS! Bay Resistance is calling on everyone who can to come immediately to participate in a mass peaceful sit-in. Two locations: SF Court location: 100 Montgomery in San Francisco Concord Court location: 1855 Gateway Blvd in Concord If you are in the East Bay go to Concord, and if you are in SF go to the SF Court. Bring a buddy with you and see you all there - in solidarity, Bay Resistance
June 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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god the border radius inconsistency hurts
cropped screenshot of the emoji search field on the new iOS keyboard. the border radius of the search field is much smaller than the border radius of the top two corners of the keyboard border, causing an awkward appearance.
June 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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hmu
A QR code to chat with me on signal. Username: spktkl.35
June 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Flyer from @missionactionsf on Instagram. Large white and red bold letters on black background. Text on flyer: MASS MOBILIZATION FROM LA TO THE BAY: ICE OUT! MONDAY 6/9 6PM 24th & MISSION BART PLAZA, SF
June 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Flyer: ICE OUT OF THE BAY SOLIDARITY WITH LA AND ALL COMMUNITIES RESISTING ICE STOP THE KIDNAPPINGS DEFEND OUR NEIGHBORS SUNDAY JUNE 8 ICE BUILDING IN SF WE WILL NOT WAIT FOR THE FEDS TO DESCEND AND TEAR APART OUR COMMUNITIES. WE ARE TAKING ACTION NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT "SANCTUARY CITY" MEANS *630 Sansome Street in SF, near Montgomery BART Caption: msg me on s1gn4l or dm me here for my #
June 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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based
Screenshot of a Wikipedia page. Text: 2022 • 4 August: At a meeting with the mayor of Uglegorsk in Russia's Sakhalin island and the regional governor, a woman who had been seeking relocation from a severely damaged half- abandoned house for years showed them a shoe that got moldy in her apartment and threw it at the mayor. 156] (1571
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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they're starving. they need some.
A photo of two dogs sitting in the background looking up expectantly at a bottle of liquid melatonin held in my left hand in the foreground. The focus is on the melatonin, causing the dogs to appear slightly out of focus. The dog on the left is a larger dog with long yellow fur, the dog on the right is a smaller terrier with patches white and dark brown fur. They are both sitting on a red patterned Persian rug. On my index finger is a thin silver ring. The melatonin is in a plastic bottle with a dropper incorporated in the cap, and is of the brand Immunehealth, labeled as 10 mg fast acting.
June 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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apparently i can simply cook a cheeseburger for myself in my own home at any time and nobody will try to stop me
closeup shot of a big, juicy homemade cheeseburger with spinach, grilled onions and peppers, mayo, and mustard on a toasted sesame bun
June 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM